{"id":34479,"date":"2025-12-29T02:34:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-29T02:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=34479"},"modified":"2025-12-01T15:32:30","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T15:32:30","slug":"cine-s-a-gandit-la-asta-e-geniu-tate-cu-rgb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=34479","title":{"rendered":"Cine s-a g\u00e2ndit la asta e geniu: \u021a\u00e2\u021be cu RGB"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Nu sunt fan silicoane, nici n-am avut pl\u0103cerea s\u0103 pun m\u00e2na dec\u00e2t o dat\u0103, acum foarte-foarte-foarte mult timp, n-o s\u0103 detaliez contextul, dar mi-a trezit mai mult curiozitatea dec\u00e2t spiritul ascuns \u00een pantaloni. <br \/>Oarecum normal c\u0103-s de mai bine de 20 de ani cu aceea\u0219i femeie \u0219i atinsul \u021b\u00e2\u021belor altor femei, fie \u0219i \u00een scop didactic nu intr\u0103 la ac\u021biuni acceptabile \u00eentr-o c\u0103s\u0103torie conservatoare matrimonial. <br \/>Oricum nu conteaz\u0103, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 atrag sexual, dar m\u0103 fac curios \u0219i \u00eemi distrag aten\u021bia cu c\u00e2t sunt mai ostentative. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 \u0103la e \u0219i scopul.<br \/>Sunt genul de om care dac\u0103 ai pachetul de silion \u00een buze, \u00een buci sau \u00een \u021b\u00e2\u021be, probabil c\u0103 am s\u0103 m\u0103 holbez  \u0219i nu merge cu \u201dochii mei sunt aici\u201d, c\u0103 dac\u0103 voiai s\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een ochii t\u0103i \u00ee\u021bi puneai lentile de contact cu culori aprinse, nu g\u0103le\u021bi de \u021b\u00e2\u021be. Dac\u0103 \u021bi-ai pus g\u0103le\u021bi de \u021b\u00e2\u021be, vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la ele, c\u0103 nu le-ai pus s\u0103 te ascunzi, ci s\u0103 te afi\u0219ezi cu ele. <br \/>Altfel, nu comentez, nu m\u0103 prive\u0219te ce-\u0219i pune fiecare \u0219i unde, sunt doar fericit c\u0103 so\u021bia nu \u0219i-a dorit genul \u0103sta de plastice c\u0103 nu cred, nici c\u0103-s s\u0103n\u0103toase \u0219i cum mie nu-mi folosesc, e bine c\u0103 nici ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar hei, sta\u021bi s-o auzi\u021bi pe asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am auzit acum o lun\u0103 \u0219i jum\u0103tate, relativ la c\u00e2nd citi\u021bi voi, o discu\u021bie \u00een aerport in Geneva, \u00eentre dou\u0103 doamne sau domni\u0219oare. <br \/>Era \u00een german\u0103, ciudat, c\u0103 Geneva e  pe limba francez\u0103, aia m-a \u0219i f\u0103cut atent, dar eu nu prea bunghesc german\u0103,  doar c\u00e2t s\u0103 re\u021bin c\u0103 vorbeau de \u201dimplanturi de silicon cu leduri \u0219i ceva de Bluetooth\u201d. <br \/>Vreo dou\u0103 secunde m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 poate se refer\u0103 la altceva cu cipuri \u0219i computing, apoi m-am uitat la dumnealor \u0219i, pentru c\u0103 sunt un misogin \u00eempu\u021bit, mi-am zis: \u201dmneaaah! clar de \u021b\u00e2\u021be vorbesc\u201d \u0219i c\u00e2nd am ajuns acas\u0103 am c\u0103utat pe net \u0219i am g\u0103sit. <br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"745\" height=\"452\" data-attachment-id=\"34494\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=34494#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-8.png\" data-orig-size=\"745,452\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-8-480x291.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-8.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-8.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-34494\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-8.png 745w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-8-480x291.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-8-200x121.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 745px) 100vw, 745px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>La \u00eenceput am crezut c\u0103 e ceva fake, \u00eenc\u0103 mai cred c\u0103 e posibil, pe de alt\u0103 parte cred c\u0103 e foarte probabil s\u0103 fie real &#8211; \u00eenc\u0103 n-am v\u0103zut vreo persoan\u0103, mfemeie, na, IRL care s\u0103 aib\u0103 a\u0219a ceva, dar m\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 v\u0103d \u00een cur\u00e2nd. Ar fi bune de s\u0103rb\u0103tori pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 pom, dac\u0103 ar avea \u0219i ceva speaker s\u0103 c\u00e2nte \u201dJingle Bells\u201d. E compania asta elve\u021bian\u0103  din Luzern ( Lucerna) care <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lucerneclinic.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/Medienmitteilung_Lumen-Implantat_Lucerne_Clinic_EN_1.pdf\">pioniereaz\u0103 implanturile \u0103stea de \u021b\u00e2\u021be<\/a><\/strong> cu leduri RGB. Ape\u0219i pe ele \u0219i pornesc\/ se opresc, sau le controlezi din aplica\u021bie de pe telefon.  Idee de hacking!<br \/>Uite-le reclama. <br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"758\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iGUxeNnA87A?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Am zis, am crezut c\u0103 poate e fake, b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie dar <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">deja se face \u0219i la turci<\/span>, presupun mai ieftin <a href=\"https:\/\/lineuropeclinic.com\/ro\/implantele-mamare-inteligente-rgb\/\">\u0219i se marketeaz\u0103 pentru rom\u00e2nce<\/a>. <br \/>Prima \u00eentrebare care mi-a trecut prin cap a fost evident &#8211; cum le \u00eencarci, c\u0103 se consum\u0103 bateria &#8211; r\u0103spuns, cu wireless charging. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A doua \u00eentrebare la care normal c\u0103 n-o s-avem r\u0103spuns imediat, este \u201dce faci c\u00e2nd se uzeaz\u0103 bateria\u201d  &#8211; dac\u0103 e graceful , faci o opera\u021bie \u0219i-o schimbi, dac\u0103 nu, probabil c-o s\u0103 ai o pereche de \u021b\u00e2\u021be explozive. <br \/>Marketingul \u0103stora e c\u0103 sunt de ajutor dac\u0103 mergi s\u0103 te pi\u0219i pe \u00eentuneric sau dac\u0103 mergi pe biciclet\u0103 pe \u00eentuneric \u0219i n-ai faruri &#8211; hahahahahahaha, lanterne la purt\u0103tor. <br \/>S\u0103 vezi acum c\u00e2t dureaz\u0103 s\u0103 se preg\u0103teasc\u0103 femeile \u00eenainte de o ie\u0219ire &#8211; stai c\u0103 nu mi s-au \u00eenc\u0103rcat \u021b\u00e2\u021bele. <br \/>\u00cen 3,2,1 apar filme porno  \u0219i clipuri pe onlyfaps cu femei cu leduri \u00een \u021b\u00e2\u021be, pariez. <br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1078\" height=\"306\" data-attachment-id=\"34493\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=34493#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-7.png\" data-orig-size=\"1078,306\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-7-480x136.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-7.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-7.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-34493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-7.png 1078w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-7-480x136.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-7-200x57.png 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/image-7-768x218.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1078px) 100vw, 1078px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u0103sta e prezentul, b\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi care e viitorul nu? \u00cen cur \u0219i \u00een buze, c\u0103 \u021b\u00e2\u021bele sunt de faz\u0103 lung\u0103, ai nevoie de faruri de cea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i stopuri pe fr\u00e2ne. <br \/>Dac\u0103 se inventeaz\u0103 implant de bilu\u021be cu leduri &#8211; \u00eemi pun!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"758\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Fs_MIsU-D8E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;start=25&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>De Cr\u0103ciun fii mai bun\u0103! 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