{"id":34761,"date":"2025-12-31T13:04:46","date_gmt":"2025-12-31T13:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=34761"},"modified":"2025-12-31T13:04:46","modified_gmt":"2025-12-31T13:04:46","slug":"revelion-fara-rachete-balistice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=34761","title":{"rendered":"Revelion f\u0103r\u0103 rachete balistice!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nu e o urare pentru ucraineni, e o urmare a schimb\u0103rii legii materialelor pirotehnice pentru mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 mie \u00eemi plac \u0103stea, cu explozii, cu rachete, cu butelii, nu sunt radicalizat, dar nici nu \u00eencerca\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u021bi, oricum eu vorbesc de rachete de anul nou. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Care p\u00e2n\u0103 acuma am cam avut. Dar anul asta au schimbat legea \u0219i te bag\u0103 la zeghe pentru posesie. Unde, eu nu cred c\u0103 e bine, dar na,\u00a0 at\u00e2\u021bia copii ar ridica mana sus s\u0103 m\u0103 contrazic\u0103 dar nu se vede c\u0103 le lipsesc degete, unora ochi, \u0219i urechi \u0219i nu se pot concentra pe ce spun. A\u0219a c\u0103 zici c\u0103 sa mai faci \u0219i ce zice legea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine, eu n-am zis asta, eu l-am \u00eentrebat pe frate-meu dac\u0103 \u00eemi comanda \u0219i mie unele de pe net, ca anii trecu\u021bi, c\u0103 veneau, civilizat, pe curier, nemarcate, nenimic, c\u0103 normal c\u0103 nu accept\u0103 curierii s\u0103 transporte materiale pirotehnice, dac\u0103 ar \u0219ti ce e \u00een cutii.\u00a0 Dar \u0103la are toate degetele \u0219i mi-a spus c\u0103 mue, \u0103sta, c\u0103 nu e\u00a0 rost, c\u0103 \u00eei e frica c\u0103 \u00eel leag\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu nu sunt cu petarde , g\u0103l\u0103gie\u00a0 \u0219i sa sperii lumea, eu sunt cu din alea care fac frumos in cer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cent\u00e2i am zis c\u0103 mi le comand eu singur acas\u0103 la \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i pe urm\u0103 am sim\u021bit o urm\u0103 de morcov \u00een cur, c\u0103 parc\u0103 nu e a bun\u0103 \u0219i am renun\u021bat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zilele astea a tot f\u0103cut poli\u021bia din zon\u0103 razii<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-a zis un amic de colinde\u021bi de anul asta, c\u0103 celmai probabil g\u0103sesc la Babeni la barier\u0103<\/a>.  Au g\u0103sit jandarmii \u00eenaintea mea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La Dovali nu vindea nimeni \u0219i era poli\u021bie la vedere. Pe urm\u0103 nu m-am mai dus la Dr\u0103g\u0103\u0219ani, c\u0103 aflat la motorin\u0103rie s\u0103 alimenteze, eu \u0219i cu tot poporul, c\u0103 m\u00e2ine se scumpe\u0219te \u0219i nu intram \u00een anul nou cu rezervoarele jum\u0103tate, plus c\u0103 vrem s\u0103 evit\u0103m accizele , vreo 3 zile, am citit o \u0219tire c\u0103 nu mai e cazul s\u0103 bat drumul nici p\u00e2n\u0103 la Dr\u0103g\u0103\u0219ani, c\u0103 s-a spart \u0219i acolo.\u00a0<\/a> L-au s\u0103ltat pe nenea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mna. Pula mea. Trebuia s\u0103 dau un telefon in Ucraina. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La anul cred c\u0103 fac altfel. \u00cemi iau autoriza\u021bie de pirotehnist. Trebuie s\u0103 fac ni\u0219te cursuri \u0219i s\u0103 dau examen. Nu prea am timp, dar bubuiala e o parte scurt\u0103 dar important\u0103 \u00een via\u021ba mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci un an nou t\u0103cut \u0219i trist la toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 ave\u021bi ! \ud83d\ude41 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Nu e o urare pentru ucraineni, e o urmare a schimb\u0103rii legii materialelor pirotehnice pentru mine. C\u0103 mie \u00eemi plac \u0103stea, cu explozii, cu rachete,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":34760,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,500],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-self"],"views":433,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/images28129.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-92F","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34761\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/34760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}