{"id":3495,"date":"2015-11-12T19:31:36","date_gmt":"2015-11-12T17:31:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3495"},"modified":"2015-11-12T22:27:20","modified_gmt":"2015-11-12T20:27:20","slug":"loterie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3495","title":{"rendered":"Loterie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Copiii nu sunt acas\u0103,\u00a0 a\u0219a c\u0103 mai scriu una repede.<\/p>\n<p>Diminea\u021b\u0103,\u00a0 eram la coada la covrigi iar \u00een fa\u021ba mea era un gras.<\/p>\n<p>Comandase covrigi, ii primise,\u00a0 v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea Apas\u0103 \u00een lehamite ceva pe casa fiscala,\u00a0 ca avea unghiile cu minim 3 centimetri mai lungi dec\u00e2t degetele \u0219i se uita cumva pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0219i prin gras la mine, sa comand.<\/p>\n<p>Cum grasul ocupa aproape un metru liniar de la ghi\u0219eu iar eu nu st\u0103team \u00een curul lui, c\u0103 cine \u0219tie ce b\u0103\u0219ini trag gra\u0219ii, \u00a0\u00eemi era greu sa comand f\u0103r\u0103 sa urlu \u0219i nu \u00eemi place sa urlu c\u00e2nd vorbesc cu oamenii, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eemi a\u0219teptam r\u00e2ndul.<\/p>\n<p>Aia se uita la mine, eu ma uit la gras,\u00a0 grasul la aia.\u00a0 Aia se uita la el \u0219i ii f\u0103cea oarecum semn din privire sa \u00eemi fac\u0103 loc sa comand,\u00a0 ala bagase de tot capul pe geam, eu d\u0103deam din umeri \u0219i a\u0219tept\u0103m s\u0103 se deblocheze scena.<\/p>\n<p>La care \u00eel aud pe ala racnind de am tres\u0103rit \u0219i eu \u0219i v\u00e2nz\u0103toarea :<br \/>\n-Bonul fiscal!<br \/>\nAia a b\u0103tut \u00een graba restul de taste \u0219i i-a dat bonul.<br \/>\nSfinte c\u0103cat,\u00a0 nu am mai auzit pe nimeni racnind a\u0219a pentru un bon fiscal! Tare.<\/p>\n<p>Aia era \u00eenc\u0103 speriat\u0103 \u00een timp ce \u00eemi punea mie covrigii.<br \/>\nMi-a dat punga \u0219i b\u0103tea \u00een graba cifrele.<br \/>\nEu am plecat \u0219i am auzit-o din spate cum zicea:<br \/>\n-Lua\u021bi bonul.<br \/>\nAm zis ca pentru mine:<br \/>\n-Da-i-l\u00a0 grasului, \u00een pula mea, ne bate pe am\u00e2ndoi&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Copiii nu sunt acas\u0103,\u00a0 a\u0219a c\u0103 mai scriu una repede. Diminea\u021b\u0103,\u00a0 eram la coada la covrigi iar \u00een fa\u021ba mea era un gras. 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