{"id":34971,"date":"2026-01-15T02:04:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-15T02:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=34971"},"modified":"2026-01-15T09:58:25","modified_gmt":"2026-01-15T09:58:25","slug":"cand-crezi-ca-esti-smecher-doar-pentru-ca-esti-printre-smecheri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=34971","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd crezi c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u0219mecher &#8211; doar pentru c\u0103 e\u0219ti printre \u0219mecheri"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Groenlanda putea s\u0103 fi fost \u00een Uniunea European\u0103, ca parte din Danemarca. Puteau. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MUELp21t15A\">Expresiile devastate ale mini\u0219trilor <\/a>de externe din Groenlanda \u0219i Danemarca din conferin\u021ba de pres\u0103 dup\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnirea cu americanii &#8211; deseneaz\u0103 efectiv toat\u0103 poza. O pun mai jos. <br \/>Nu-s psiholog, dar fe\u021bele \u0103stora \u00eemi sugereaz\u0103 c\u0103 au v\u0103zut ursul \u0219i nu era Polar, era Grizzly-ul \u0103la mare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1122\" height=\"725\" data-attachment-id=\"34972\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=34972#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-32.png\" data-orig-size=\"1122,725\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-32-480x310.png\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-32.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-32.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-34972\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-32.png 1122w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-32-480x310.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-32-200x129.png 200w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-32-768x496.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1122px) 100vw, 1122px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt efectiv c\u0103ca\u021bi pe ei, indiferent ce b\u00e2guie ei \u00een interviu. <br \/>D-abia a \u00eenceput anul, dar asta ar putea fi imaginea anului.<br \/>Momentul \u0103la c\u00e2nd \u0219tii c\u0103 e belit\u0103.<br \/>Imagineaz\u0103-\u021bi c\u0103 e\u0219ti politician groenlandez de secolul XX-XXI \u0219i o arzi populist, m\u00e2ndru cu coada ridicat\u0103, c\u0103 tu nu vrei danemarcizarea insulei \u0219i europenizarea, c\u0103 tu vrei independen\u021b\u0103. <br \/>C\u00e2nd am spus c\u0103 puteau \u201ds\u0103 fi fost \u00een UE\u201d mai sus, m-am exprimat oarecum impropriu, pentru c\u0103 Groenlanda a fost \u00een UE p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thenewfederalist.eu\/23rd-february-1982-the-day-greenland-left-the-european-union?lang=fr\">23 Februarie 1982<\/a>. \u0102\u0219tia au pionierat ie\u0219itul din UE. Au f\u0103cut un referendum, la fel de idio\u021bi ca \u0219i britanicii \u0219i au decis c\u0103 ei ies , c\u0103 nu le pune lor UE reguli pe pe\u0219te, c\u0103 ei sunt \u0219mecheri: 50,000 de suflete, c\u0103 ei au protec\u021bie de la americani. Ei bine, acum au nevoie de protec\u021bie de americani \u0219i le-o d\u0103 pula mea. Gen , nu s-au prins \u00een anii 70 c\u0103 nu e a a bun\u0103, c\u00e2nd a vrut Truman s\u0103-i cumpere p-o sut\u0103 de <em>meleoane <\/em>de la daneji. Ei au luat-o ca pe un compliment, c\u0103 uite, suntem importan\u021bi \u0219i valoro\u0219i \u0219i lumea ne vrea. Au mers pe schema romul\u0103neasco-moldoveneasc\u0103 c\u0103 mielul bl\u00e2nd suge la dou\u0103 oi. <br \/>Iar acum se uit\u0103 c\u0103 e destul de probabil s\u0103 sug\u0103 toat\u0103 pula. Dac\u0103 nici asta nu-i treze\u0219te pe europeni e ok, c\u0103 vom fi cuceri\u021bi la bucat\u0103 \u0219i nu cred c\u0103 mi-ar displ\u0103cea a\u0219a tare s\u0103 fac parte din imperiul american, doar c\u0103 acolo \u00een Rom\u00e2nia e mai probabil s\u0103 fie la est de limita imperiului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br \/>M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la treaba asta \u0219i nu reu\u0219esc s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg cum oamenii \u0103ia pot visa c\u0103 zeci ( Danemarca) \u0219i sute (SUA) de milioane , sau chiar miliarde ( China) de oameni vor s\u0103 se alinieze geopolitic intereselor lor, care-s, ca popula\u021bie, c\u00e2t un municipiu e\u0219uat. Un soi de Alexandria ( aia din Teleorman, nu din Egipt) a\u0219a. \u0218i ocup\u0103 o suprafa\u021b\u0103 cam de 10 ori c\u00e2t Rom\u00e2nia. Rom\u00e2nia, nu ar putea ocupa \u0219i proteja o suprafa\u021b\u0103 de 10 ori mai mare cu popula\u021bia \u0219i resursele pe care le avem \u00een momentul \u0103sta. Ne-ar c\u0103l\u0103ri al\u021bii imediat. Amuzant e c\u0103 nici Danemarca n-o poate ocupa, se vede destul de clar. Suprafa\u021ba e pur \u0219i simplu prea mare s\u0103 nu li se scoale altora pula la ea. Acuma, c\u0103 Trump e primul la servire, na &#8211; a\u0219a sunt vremurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Groenlanda putea s\u0103 fi fost \u00een Uniunea European\u0103, ca parte din Danemarca. Puteau. Expresiile devastate ale mini\u0219trilor de externe din Groenlanda \u0219i Danemarca din conferin\u021ba&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":34972,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politice"],"views":598,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-32.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-963","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34971"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34985,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34971\/revisions\/34985"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/34972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}