{"id":35218,"date":"2026-02-05T07:43:37","date_gmt":"2026-02-05T07:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=35218"},"modified":"2026-02-05T07:43:37","modified_gmt":"2026-02-05T07:43:37","slug":"astia-ma-vor-in-picioare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=35218","title":{"rendered":"\u0102\u0219tia m\u0103 vor \u00een picioare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>Aveam loc la 5E. Din \u0103la automat, gratis, c\u0103 \u0103stora nu le dau un leu \u00een plus. Nu de altceva, dar mai am de recuperat, de la \u021beapa lor. Zbor numai la pre\u021buri gen 20 &#8211; 40 de euro\/lire per direc\u021bie, cum a fost \u0219i cazul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Io m\u0103 uitam la \u0103la care f\u0103cea \u00eembarcarea c\u0103 B\u0103sescu \u00eentr-o\u00a0 pleoap\u0103 a\u0219a, s\u0103 v\u0103d\u00a0 dac\u0103 m\u0103 vede c\u0103 am rucsacul mai mare dec\u00e2t standardele lor. C\u0103 ce dac\u0103 \u00eel am c\u0103 \u00eel \u021bin tot la picioare sunt scaunul din fa\u021b\u0103, oricum mi-e lene s\u0103 \u00eel urc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El se uita tot a\u0219a la mine s\u0103 vad\u0103\u00a0 dac\u0103 comentez c\u00e2nd \u00eemi spune c\u0103 mi-au schimbat locul. C\u0103 de ce ? E Bolojan \u00een fa\u021b\u0103? C\u0103 am s\u0103 \u00eei spun una dou\u0103.\u00a0 Nu. Altceva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu \u00eemi pas\u0103, boss. C\u00e2t\u0103 vreme nu m\u0103 \u021bii \u00een picioare.\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu-nu. 39E. Probabil cel mai prost loc din avion, la mijloc \u0219i la baie \u0219i nu se las\u0103 sp\u0103tarul. Bine, \u00een Wizz nu se las\u0103 niciunul \u0219i la ce curate sunt avioanele . Ca la baie. Bine, \u0103sta era chiar curat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, boss, lux, m\u0103 a\u0219ez primul pe la spa. Ajung acolo \u0219i \u00eei spun doamnei c\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219ez \u0219i eu acolo c\u0103 mi-a zis b\u0103iatul cale composteaz\u0103 biletele. Uite. Mi-a scris aici pe foaie. Am bilet pe foaie &#8211; m\u0103 dau mare c\u0103 am imprimant\u0103 laser, cum ar veni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, merge\u021bi la 21E.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> -Deci la 21E este OK?\u00a0 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu. La 31E. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deja b\u0103nuiam c\u0103 vor s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 \u00een picioare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aveam loc la 5E. Din \u0103la automat, gratis, c\u0103 \u0103stora nu le dau un leu \u00een plus. 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