{"id":35563,"date":"2026-03-28T04:21:00","date_gmt":"2026-03-28T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=35563"},"modified":"2026-03-28T08:22:46","modified_gmt":"2026-03-28T08:22:46","slug":"nasa-2026-suntem-prea-prosti-pentru-secolul-asta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=35563","title":{"rendered":"NASA 2026: Suntem prea pro\u0219ti pentru secolul \u0103sta"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>\u0218i un pic cam \u0219i pentru \u0103la trecut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N-au zis ei a\u0219a, zic io, c\u0103 \u00eemi permit, c\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi voi cine sunt eu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cu pu\u021bin noroc, lanseaz\u0103 NASA racheta pentru Misiunea Artemis II s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, dac\u0103 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.space.com\/news\/live\/artemis-2-nasa-moon-mission-launch-updates-march-27-2026\">n-o fi glum\u0103 de 1 Aprilie<\/a>, \u00een care fac ei un ocol la Lun\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eentorc acas\u0103. Nu aselenizeaz\u0103, c\u0103 nu e \u00een \u021binta misiunii, c\u0103 n-au mai f\u0103cut din \u0103stea demult \u0219i nu mai sunt obi\u0219nui\u021bi. <br \/>S\u0103 le dea, b\u0103, drumul pe lun\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-i lase acolo p\u00e2n\u0103 se \u00eentoarn\u0103 cineva s\u0103-i ia, ce at\u00e2ta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar la anu, la anul trebuia s\u0103 se suie iar pe Lun\u0103, cum s-au mai suit, acum 50 de ani, doar c\u0103 n-au curaj, c\u0103 nu-s gata, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/articles\/c6270030neyo\">c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 se mai joace capsula pe LEO<\/a>.  Au dat descope  \u0219i au am\u00e2nat pe sprintul urm\u0103tor Artemis IV. C\u0103 atunci!<br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i te mai miri c\u0103 una lume zice c\u0103 aselenizarea a fost fake news. C\u00e2nd la aproape \u0219aij&#8217; de ani de la eveniment de coie\u0219ti c\u0103 s\u0103 vedem cum \u0219i pe unde.  Tre&#8217;ia s\u0103 fie autostr\u0103zi, p\u00e2n\u0103 acuma, pe lun\u0103. \u0218i hoteluri de 5 stele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i un pic cam \u0219i pentru \u0103la trecut. N-au zis ei a\u0219a, zic io, c\u0103 \u00eemi permit, c\u0103 nu \u0219ti\u021bi voi cine sunt eu? Cu&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":35806,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":503,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Screenshot_20260321-22271784928129.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-9fB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35563"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35929,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35563\/revisions\/35929"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/35806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}