{"id":35898,"date":"2026-04-26T05:45:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-26T04:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=35898"},"modified":"2026-03-26T17:50:44","modified_gmt":"2026-03-26T17:50:44","slug":"ultrascurtuk-qapla-noivrum-vrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=35898","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt:UK  Qapla&#8217; noi>Vrum-vrum"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p>C\u0103  lumea zice c\u0103 nooo, dom&#8217;ne, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia circul\u0103 numai melteni. P\u00e2n \u021b\u0103rile din \u201dvrem o \u021bar\u0103 ca afar\u0103\u201d e <em>civilzac\u021bie<\/em>, <strong> <\/strong> au camere \u0219i civiliza\u021bia se face cu b\u00e2ta, te pui cu legea pe ei, neneac\u0103, nu qapla&#8217; noi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ete qapla&#8217; noi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"758\" height=\"427\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4bs36zCCBmc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Un bun samaritean trimitea astea la mili\u021bie, dar eu nu sunt d-\u0103la. Le las pe youtube, dac\u0103 au ei poft\u0103 s\u0103 munceasc\u0103 v\u0103d ei, c\u0103 au \u0219i ei camere pe \u0219u\u0219ea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u0103 lumea zice c\u0103 nooo, dom&#8217;ne, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia circul\u0103 numai melteni. P\u00e2n \u021b\u0103rile din \u201dvrem o \u021bar\u0103 ca afar\u0103\u201d e civilzac\u021bie, au camere \u0219i civiliza\u021bia&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":35899,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[82,1594],"tags":[7118,7117],"class_list":["post-35898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-prin-lume","category-uk","tag-curse-in-trafic","tag-soferie"],"views":107,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/UltrascurtUK-Qapla-noiVrum-vrum_35898_99f91.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-9l0","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35898"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35900,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35898\/revisions\/35900"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/35899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}