{"id":36174,"date":"2026-04-26T04:39:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-26T03:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=36174"},"modified":"2026-04-26T09:12:16","modified_gmt":"2026-04-26T08:12:16","slug":"ultrascurt-contrabanda-altruista-sau-zici-parchetul-militar-si-tragi-apa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=36174","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: \u201dContrabanda altruist\u0103\u201d – sau zici parchetul militar \u0219i tragi apa"},"content":{"rendered":"
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M\u0103 amuz\u0103 exprimarea \u201dcontrabanda altruist\u0103\u201d – face concuren\u021b\u0103 \u201d\u0219p\u0103gii de supravie\u021buire\u201d.
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Ca s\u0103 fie clar, de\u0219i \u00eel cam detest pe om, din motive expuse anterior, cred c\u0103 cineva \u00eel ia la pul\u0103 pentru a deturna aten\u021bia de la evenimentele curente \u0219i, probabil, procurorii militari lucreaz\u0103 la volum. Investiga\u021bia asta nu are de ce s\u0103 fi avut loc – e genul de treab\u0103 care chiar dac\u0103 s-ar fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat, o bagi sub pre\u0219, pentru c\u0103 din ea nu po\u021bi s\u0103 ie\u0219i ca stat, ca investigator \u0219i ca justi\u021bie \u0219i minister al ap\u0103r\u0103rii \u0219i internelor, dec\u00e2t plin de flegme \u0219i cu onoarea nereperat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd care e\u0219ti b\u0103, procuroare, c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 te iau la pul\u0103 pentru ce proast\u0103 e m\u0103-ta s\u0103-l cercetezi pe unul c\u0103 a cump\u0103rat SMURD, serviciu esen\u021bial al statului romulan <\/strong> un elicopter f\u0103r\u0103 a pl\u0103ti TVA… c\u0103tre statul romulan. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd c\u0103 serviciul ar trebui scutit de TVA \u0219i dac\u0103 ar fi pl\u0103tit TVA cred c\u0103 se califica la returnare de TVA , c\u0103 elicopterul este pentru \u201dbusiness\u201d. Tr\u0103i-\u021bi-ar m\u0103-ta, ce lighioan\u0103 de om trebuie s\u0103 fii.
Arafat mai \u0219i d\u0103 pe goarn\u0103 c\u0103 erau s\u0103raci \u0219i n-aveau altfel bani s\u0103 \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 elicopterul <\/a>care s-a pr\u0103bu\u0219it \u00een perioada aia \u00een R. Moldova…
Oricum ar fi, chiar dac\u0103 e firma de asigur\u0103ri care a f\u0103cut asta , ancheta n-are niciun sens – nu de aici vine gapul de TVA \u0219i chiar dac\u0103 vine, sunt to\u021bi care urm\u0103resc asta ni\u0219te dobitoci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd aud de \u201dparchetul militar\u201d io unul m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la serialul \u0103la vechi f\u0103cut de Bellisario, cu David James Elliot \u00een rolul principal – J.A.G. .
C\u00e2nd colo:
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