{"id":36758,"date":"2026-09-18T07:05:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-18T06:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=36758"},"modified":"2026-09-13T22:56:29","modified_gmt":"2026-09-13T21:56:29","slug":"ultrascurt-in-drumul-spre-tuica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=36758","title":{"rendered":"Scurt: \u201d\u00cen drumul spre \u021buic\u0103\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E un citat din<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/reel\/1553101239656549\"> stand-up-ul \u0103sta<\/a>. <br \/>Anul \u0103sta s-a f\u0103cut \u021buica.<br \/>Practic, curge  \u0219i pe \u0219an\u021buri, adic\u0103 prunele. <br \/>Le mai str\u00e2ngem noi, c\u0103 na. <br \/>&#8212;-<br \/>Un zarz\u0103r galben la poart\u0103. Tata n-are poft\u0103 s\u0103-l mai culeag\u0103, eu nici at\u00e2t. <br \/>Ni\u0219te vecini au. OK, culege\u021bi-l. C\u0103 ei fac 5 vedre ( 50 de litri ) de \u021buic\u0103 din zarz\u0103rele \u0103lea. <br \/>Exagereaz\u0103, credeam. <br \/>Pe de alt\u0103 parte, anul trecut se pl\u00e2ngeau c\u0103 li s-a muceg\u0103it butoiul de \u021buic\u0103 &#8211; cu \u021buic\u0103 \u00een el \u0219i a f\u0103cut \u021buica alge. Eu a\u0219a ceva n-am auzit \u0219i nu credeam c\u0103 e posibil ca oltenii s\u0103 dilueze alcoolul p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel aduc la stadiul de \u021buic\u0103 homeopatic\u0103, te \u00eembe\u021bi din memoria alcoolului stocat \u00een ap\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8212;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alt vecin \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe tata dac\u0103 poate el s\u0103 culeag\u0103 acela\u0219i zarz\u0103r. B\u0103, ce dracu&#8230; \u201dS-a dat. Dar de ce?\u201d <br \/>C\u0103 sunt unii care au pepinier\u0103 de pruni \u0219i dac\u0103 le duci s\u0103mburi de zarz\u0103r galben &#8211; se folosesc pentru portaltoi, \u00ee\u021bi dau pomi. Nu, nu merge s\u0103 faci \u021buic\u0103 din zarz\u0103re cu tot cu s\u00e2mburi \u0219i pe urm\u0103 s\u0103-i \u00eens\u0103m\u00e2n\u021bezi pe \u0103ia fiert. Uneori merg, dar de regul\u0103 e cam mult. C\u0103 m-am g\u00e2ndit. <br \/><br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E un citat din stand-up-ul \u0103sta. Anul \u0103sta s-a f\u0103cut \u021buica.Practic, curge \u0219i pe \u0219an\u021buri, adic\u0103 prunele. Le mai str\u00e2ngem noi, c\u0103 na. &#8212;-Un zarz\u0103r&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4044],"tags":[7549],"class_list":["post-36758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-de-baut","tag-tuica-homeopatica"],"views":45,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-9yS","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36758"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38101,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36758\/revisions\/38101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}