{"id":37712,"date":"2026-07-31T06:21:00","date_gmt":"2026-07-31T05:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=37712"},"modified":"2026-07-30T19:10:27","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T18:10:27","slug":"ultrascurt-da-da-n-am-inteles-noi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=37712","title":{"rendered":"Ultrascurt: Da, da, n-am \u00een\u021beles noi cum e cu apa din f\u00e2nt\u00e2ni"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suntem noi sugerani\u0219ti pro\u0219ti, nu ne fute Buzoianca la ap\u0103, nu.  <a href=\"https:\/\/agrointel.ro\/355475\/incep-controale-la-fantani-decizie-pentru-depistarea-consumului-abuziv-de-apa\">Nici n-a trecut legea \u0219i au \u00eenceput<\/a>. Sunt sigur ca colegii mei suverani\u0219ti o s\u0103 aprobe \u0219i-o s\u0103 voteze penele-usere-pula-cu-m\u00e2nere.Aha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1051\" height=\"1120\" data-attachment-id=\"37713\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=37713#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-90.png\" data-orig-size=\"1051,1120\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-90.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-90.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-37713\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-90.png 1051w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-90-450x480.png 450w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-90-188x200.png 188w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-90-768x818.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1051px) 100vw, 1051px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suntem noi sugerani\u0219ti pro\u0219ti, nu ne fute Buzoianca la ap\u0103, nu. Nici n-a trecut legea \u0219i au \u00eenceput. Sunt sigur ca colegii mei suverani\u0219ti o&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":37713,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[170],"tags":[7481],"class_list":["post-37712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-politice","tag-controale-la-apa"],"views":58,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/image-90.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-9Og","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37712"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37715,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37712\/revisions\/37715"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/37713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}