

{"id":38515,"date":"2026-11-03T02:41:00","date_gmt":"2026-11-03T02:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=38515"},"modified":"2026-10-21T11:56:58","modified_gmt":"2026-10-21T10:56:58","slug":"scurt-curieri-moderni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=38515","title":{"rendered":"Scurt: Curieri moderni"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cred c\u0103 cei mai tari curieri din Rom\u00e2nia sunt GLS. <br \/>M-au cam \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat c\u0103 nu-s pe zon\u0103 \u0219i discut\u0103m omene\u0219te, \u00eemi para\u0219uteaz\u0103 pachetele f\u0103r\u0103 \u201dfan box\u201d, \u201deasy box\u201d \u0219i nu mai \u0219tiu ce c\u0103cat de dulapuri de unde s\u0103 se duc\u0103 cine s\u0103 le ia, c\u0103 deseori eu nici nu-s m\u0103car acolo. <br \/>La unele \u00eel caut\u0103 direct pe tata, c\u0103-l \u0219tiu. <br \/>La al\u021bii m\u0103 sun\u0103 c\u0103 unde las \u0219i eu pachetul \u0103sta, zi-mi PIN-ul. <br \/>Acuma m\u0103 c\u0103uta cineva c\u0103 avea pe adres\u0103 bloc , eu nu am pus, dar a fost, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc ceva eroare la furnizor, CEWE \u00eei cheam\u0103, pe \u0103ia cu pozele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-C\u0103 e cumva localitatea gre\u0219it\u0103, o fi Dr\u0103g\u0103\u0219ani? <br \/>Nu domne, e bine, vezi acolo strada, num\u0103rul &#8211; aia e. <br \/>-OK, cum ajung , c\u0103 sunt \u00een locul cutare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Din ce direc\u021bie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Aia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; \u00cenainte \u0219i la st\u00e2nga&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00centre timp, deschid sistemul de supraveghere, pun pe camera de la livad\u0103,  dau p\u0103 live, \u0219i o sucesc un pic mai a\u0219a s\u0103 ia \u0219i drumul. Verific c\u0103 e omul pe drumul cel bun,  m\u0103 bat pe burt\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenchid. Aia e!<br \/><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"733\" height=\"366\" data-attachment-id=\"38516\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=38516#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/image-49.png\" data-orig-size=\"733,366\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;alt&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/image-49.png\" src=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/image-49.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-38516\" srcset=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/image-49.png 733w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/image-49-480x240.png 480w, https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/image-49-200x100.png 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 733px) 100vw, 733px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu e, c\u0103 m\u0103 sun\u0103 omul c\u0103 nu g\u0103se\u0219te c\u0103 a ajuns la [<strong>XXXredactatXXX<\/strong>]. <br \/>A\u0219a realizez c\u0103 n-am camere destule, mai trebuie. M\u0103 ocup! F\u0103r\u0103 doar \u0219i poate. <br \/>C\u0103 nu are loc \u00een cutia po\u0219stal\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eeee, trebuie s\u0103-mi fac dulap mare.  Sau nu. <br \/>-Pute\u021bi s\u0103-l arunca\u021bi peste gard, sau deschide\u021bi poarta \u0219i l\u0103sa\u021bi-l \u00een\u0103untru c\u0103 cred c\u0103 e descuiat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-C\u0103 dac\u0103-l ia cineva ?<br \/>-N-are domne, cine. <br \/>Nu i-am mai zis, mi-am zis doar \u00een mintea mea  un \u201dNu vezi c\u0103 e\u0219ti singur prin sat? Suntem to\u021bi pe camere.\u201d Locuim virtual. <br \/>Nu-s doar eu a\u0219a. Nu-i doar \u00een satul meu a\u0219a.  Cunosc mai mul\u021bi oameni care locuiesc activ \u00een dou\u0103 \u021b\u0103ri \u0219i sunt de condi\u021bie normal\u0103, nu bog\u0103tani sau ceva. <br \/><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cred c\u0103 cei mai tari curieri din Rom\u00e2nia sunt GLS. M-au cam \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat c\u0103 nu-s pe zon\u0103 \u0219i discut\u0103m omene\u0219te, \u00eemi para\u0219uteaz\u0103 pachetele f\u0103r\u0103 \u201dfan&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10317,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[571,262,500,60],"tags":[850,7681],"class_list":["post-38515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","category-lifestyle","category-self","category-servicii-impecabile","tag-curieri","tag-gls"],"views":84,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-a1d","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/livrare_curier_rapid_94680000.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38517,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38515\/revisions\/38517"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}