{"id":3870,"date":"2015-12-09T08:32:12","date_gmt":"2015-12-09T06:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3870"},"modified":"2015-12-09T08:59:15","modified_gmt":"2015-12-09T06:59:15","slug":"din-strada-urare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3870","title":{"rendered":"Din strad\u0103 :Urare"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>La patiseria de la col\u021b.\u00a0 Stau la coada dup\u0103 cineva.\u00a0 Ii spune femeii care \u00eel servise \u0219i ii d\u0103dea restul \u00een monede sa ii dea bani mai mari. <\/p>\n<p>Femeia se str\u00e2mb\u0103 un pic, dar ii da. \u0102sta pleac\u0103 eu trec la r\u00e2nd \u0219i \u00een loc de <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>buna ziua <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>iau \u00een bot un &#8220;sta\u021bi-ar \u00een g\u00e2t,\u00a0 s\u0103-\u021bi stea!&#8221; destinat clientului sus men\u021bionat,\u00a0 \u00een timp ce femeia \u00ee\u0219i str\u00e2ngea m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219ul. Cred c\u0103 \u0219i \u0103la a auzit, c\u0103 a schi\u021bat o \u00eentoarcere,\u00a0 dar \u0219i-a continuat drumul.\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>De aia \u00een Rom\u00e2nia nu comentez nimic la adresa chelnerilor, dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 am de g\u00e2nd sa plec, sau dup\u0103 ce am m\u00e2ncat.<br \/>\nCiorba diluat\u0103 cu scuipat poate n-are gust a\u0219a r\u0103u,&nbsp; dar nu as vrea sa \u00eemi stea \u00een g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n<p>Hai sa ave\u021bi pofta de micul dejun! Cu noduri,  gen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La patiseria de la col\u021b.\u00a0 Stau la coada dup\u0103 cineva.\u00a0 Ii spune femeii care \u00eel servise \u0219i ii d\u0103dea restul \u00een monede sa ii dea&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3869,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,60],"tags":[903],"class_list":["post-3870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","category-servicii-impecabile","tag-patiserie"],"views":1357,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wpid-wp-1449642534201.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-10q","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3870"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3875,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3870\/revisions\/3875"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}