{"id":3973,"date":"2015-12-26T12:00:52","date_gmt":"2015-12-26T10:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3973"},"modified":"2015-12-26T12:06:32","modified_gmt":"2015-12-26T10:06:32","slug":"traditii-romanesti-colindatul-cu-petarde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=3973","title":{"rendered":"Tradi\u021bii rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti. Colindatul cu petarde"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Colindam, colindam, pe teme de razboi.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/teMO8lREliQ\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103, auzi ca e ilegal s\u0103 dai cu petarde.<br \/>\nDa&#8217; poli\u021bia e cu noi, ISU e cu noi, \u00a0lanseaza si ei. Nu sunt \u00een timpul serviciului. \u0218i nu, cu petarde nu porne\u0219ti incendii , de\u0219i tehnic e posibil , mai ales daca e\u0219ti retardat. \u00cens\u0103 cu petarde ai alte beneficii, te arzi, r\u0103m\u00e2i chior , surd, chestii de fine\u021be, zic.<\/p>\n<p>E din ciclul #noivremschimbare si &#8220;s\u0103 se revizuiasc\u0103, primesc&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Poveste de demult<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/dexonline.ro\/definitie\/colinde%C8%9B\">Colinde\u021bii <\/a>,\u00a0<\/em>\u00een esen\u021b\u0103 sunt \u00a0rasplata primita de colind\u0103tori, iar colindele sunt \u00een teorie cre\u0219tine , la fel cum mai auzi babele zic\u00e2nd cum c\u0103 comunismul ar fi \u00een esen\u021b\u0103 bun.<\/p>\n<p>Practic , e altfel. \u00a0E vorba de un obicei care se \u021bine \u00een seara \u00a0\u0219i noaptea de 23 decembrie , iar in vechime ( pe care nu am prins-o , dar spune tata ) se \u021binea p\u00e2n\u0103 la 10 diminea\u021ba \u00een zona mea, dar satele s-au desp\u0103r\u021bit \u0219i-au paralelizat un pic \u00a0colindul , c\u0103 dura prea mult \u0219i era nes\u0103n\u0103tos , mai ales pentru ficat.<\/p>\n<p>De c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu eu , se merge din cas\u0103 \u00een casa, de principiu , tot satul , fiecare la fiecare , \u00eens\u0103 grupat , nu fiecare de capul lui. Tot satul pleac\u0103, carevas\u0103zic\u0103 de la un cap\u0103t dup\u0103 o schem\u0103 bine \u0219tiut\u0103, c\u0103 satul nu e liniar, din cas\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 , p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultima.<\/p>\n<p>Tot satul e un termen generic , c\u0103 sunt dou\u0103 inconveniente.<\/p>\n<p>Unul e ca se \u00eencepe \u00a0pe la 6 seara \u0219i se termina dup\u0103 miezul nop\u021bii , iar nop\u021bile de decembrie de obicei sunt \u00eenghe\u021bate , nu e ca \u0219i cum ar fi u\u0219or s\u0103 b\u00e2ntui 6-7 ore \u00a0din cas\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Al doilea , mai mare , ar fi ca colindatul asta e retribuit atat cu \u00a0covrigi , eugenii , mere , biscui\u021bi , gogo\u0219i de ron\u021bait si parc\u0103 \u0219i turt\u0103 dulce am g\u0103sit a doua zi prin tolba de prad\u0103 &#8211; o punga de plastic &#8211; c\u00e2t \u0219i cu \u00a0lum\u00e2nare \u0219i \u00een unele cazuri chibrit , &#8211; sa se lumineze sufletul mor\u021bilor , c\u0103 e inclus\u0103 \u0219i o pomenire a mor\u021bilor \u00een ritual.<\/p>\n<p>Dar cel mai important, pentru p\u0103strarea sufletului cald, \u00een numele mor\u021bilor fire\u0219te , se serve\u0219te \u00a0<strong>vin ( de preferin\u021b\u0103 fiert).<\/strong>Unii servesc \u0219i \u021buic\u0103 fiart\u0103, asta dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103-\u021bi ba\u021bi joc de-a binelea de colind\u0103tori. Gen, la c\u00e2te case crezi ca po\u021bi sa bei cate un pahar de vin, la prieteni se cade s\u0103 bei mai multe , iar \u00een sat to\u021bi sunt prieteni . A\u0219a c\u0103 e deosebit de dificil de crezut c\u0103 po\u021bi \u00eencepe colindul la prima cas\u0103 , s\u0103 &#8220;servesti&#8221; \u00a0un pahar de vin la fie\u0219tece cas\u0103 \u00a0\u0219i s\u0103 rezi\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103 la final. Adic\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi trebuie ceva antrenament , nu e pentru oricine sportul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n<p>Am reu\u0219it o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 in via\u021ba mea ( tinere\u021bea \u0219i p\u0103catele ei ) s\u0103 ajung p\u00e2n\u0103 la final \u0219i s\u0103 beau\u00a0<em> respectabil,\u00a0<\/em> dar nu la fiecare cas\u0103. \u00a0\u0218i eram vai de lumea mea. \u00cen rest , de ori de c\u00e2te ori am \u00eencercat sa fi un bun colindator \u0219i sa onorez fiecare cas\u0103 cu un pahar de vin, am sf\u00e2r\u0219it \u00eenvins, terfelit , t\u0103valit \u0219i am ajuns acas\u0103 targ\u0103, din fericire nu\u00a0<strong> pe\u00a0<\/strong> targ\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Poate v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi dac\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i v\u0103 spun eu preventiv \u00a0c\u0103 nu, colindatul nu e exclusiv \u00a0pentru adulti, gen 18+. Copii, laolalt\u0103 cu oameni la orice v\u00e2rste colind\u0103, copii supraveghea\u021bi sau nu, sunt ruga\u021bi cu vin &#8211; c\u0103 ce s\u0103 p\u0103\u021be\u0219ti de la un pahar de vin , adul\u021bii sunt ruga\u021bi mai insistent, asta e diferen\u021ba &#8211; copii care vad oameni c\u0103z\u00e2nd la\u021bi l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei , copii care p\u00e2n\u0103 la urma cedeaza \u0219i ia un pahar de vin , sau mai multe , din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd copii care-\u0219i vomit\u0103 creierii.<\/p>\n<p>Zilele astea sunt mai supraveghea\u021bi dec\u00e2t mine \u00een copilaria mea, beau mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t obi\u0219nuiam eu \u0219i ajung \u00een general mai s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i acas\u0103. Din punctul \u0103sta de vedere.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Colindul \u00een sine\u00a0<\/strong> e compus din 3 ur\u0103ri simple:<\/p>\n<p>1) \u00cent\u00e2i Bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba la \u00a0Ajun, \u00eentr-un ceas bun!<\/p>\n<p>2) Al doilea \u00a0Bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba la Ajun , \u00eentr-un ceas bun!<\/p>\n<p>3)Al treilea &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i gata! asta e tot . \u00a0Intr\u0103 to\u021bi \u00een curte , \u00a0se face un cerc al celor mai onorabili reprezentan\u021bi ( consider\u00e2nd cele enumerate mai sus), strig\u0103 urarea, dup\u0103 care se \u00eendreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre ie\u0219ire.<\/p>\n<p>De ceva ani s-au g\u00e2ndit pesemne ca e prea simplu \u0219i mai vin ni\u0219te neni cu acordeonul \u0219i mai c\u00e2nt\u0103 una alta, nu neap\u0103rat legat de colinde, \u00a0l\u0103utari style.<\/p>\n<p>E a\u0219a de c\u00e2nd au ap\u0103rut petardele. \u00a0Legea n-a schimbat nimic aci. \u00cemi aduc aminte ca inainte de colindeti , pe cand eram prin scoala generala , era musai sa ma aprovizionez macar cu o cutie de 100 de petarde d-alea mari. Cateodata nu gaseam, daca nu ma miscam la timp si luam si d-alea mici ca aia era. Nu erau legi, dar lumea \u00eenjura, ca \u0219i acum, iar \u0103ia de v\u00e2rsta mea eram \u00eenc\u0103 mai dr\u0103co\u0219i ca \u0103ia care au acum v\u00e2rsta mea de atunci. Aruncam cu petarde <em>like there is no tomorrow<\/em>. La fel se face \u0219i acum.<br \/>\nDiferenta e c\u0103 lumea s-a obi\u0219nuit cu ele. \u0218i c\u0103 acum p\u0103rin\u021bii ( copiii de atunci) le aprind puradeilor lor petardele, le ofer\u0103. Tata ma certa \u0219i spunea c\u0103 nu \u00eemi mai d\u0103 bani \u0219i pula mea.<\/p>\n<p>Pe de alta parte copiii de azi sunt mai con\u0219tien\u021bi dec\u00e2t copiii de acu 15 ani, chiar \u0219i \u00een varianta lor adult\u0103.<br \/>\nNoi indesam petarde \u00een cizmele oamenilor be\u021bi, \u00een pungile cu covrigi, \u00een oalele cu vin, \u00een cu\u0219tile c\u00e2inilor de nu \u00ee\u021bi mai venea s\u0103 \u021bii colinde\u021bi \u0219tiind ca aia care te colind\u0103 sunt gherilosi jihadisti.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FI2fj55o6_w\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\u0218i totu\u0219i \u0103\u0219tia tineri au ni\u0219te petarde pentru care SRI-ul i-ar aresta drept terori\u0219ti ( clipul de mai sus) , mai ceva ca pe capiatul iredentist.<br \/>\nUnele c\u0103rora le sim\u021bi \u00een stomac unda de \u0219oc. Care c\u00e2nd bubuie fac gaur\u0103 \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i scot iarba \u0219i florile din r\u0103d\u0103cini.<br \/>\nS\u0103 fi avut armata rom\u00e2n\u0103 a\u0219a ceva la Stalingrad \u00een WW2 s-ar fi c\u0103cat ru\u0219ii pe ei \u0219i n-am mai fi ajuns ru\u0219inea alian\u021bei.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wpid-wp-1451122425760.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1451122425760\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wpid-wp-1451122425760.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vedeti voi cea\u021ba asta? Nu, nu e fum de sob\u0103, nici condens, e fum de petarde, plin de sulf \u0219i alte gaze toxice cu care copiii trebuie \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi de mici ca nu \u0219tii c\u00e2nd vin ru\u0219ii.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wpid-wp-1451124024502.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1451124024502\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wpid-wp-1451124024502.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u0218i da, \u00een condi\u021biile astea am dus copilul de m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 pe aproape de final, c\u0103 la final va trebui s\u0103 ajung\u0103 cu propriile puteri, \u00een <em>aceast\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103torie ini\u021biatic\u0103 <\/em> \u0219i suprarealist\u0103.<br \/>\nS-o spun pe aia dreapt\u0103, m-a cam dus el de m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi place, nu m\u0103 a\u0219tept s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi,iar simbolismul laic nu are leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu nimic religios, cu spiritul Cr\u0103ciunului sau cu ce mai vede\u021bi voi la TV.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wpid-wp-1451122603702.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1451122603702\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/wpid-wp-1451122603702.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Colindam, colindam, pe teme de razboi. &nbsp; &nbsp; Cic\u0103, auzi ca e ilegal s\u0103 dai cu petarde. 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