{"id":4082,"date":"2016-01-14T01:22:28","date_gmt":"2016-01-13T23:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4082"},"modified":"2016-01-14T01:25:44","modified_gmt":"2016-01-13T23:25:44","slug":"all-gone-south","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4082","title":{"rendered":"All gone south"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Fusei la Megamall sa v\u0103d un film.
\nDup\u0103 ce ma otr\u0103vi cu\u00a0 ni\u0219te aripioare picante de la #Village, <\/a> care fur\u0103 sleite \u0219i rancede de-mi forfote burta \u0219i acum,\u00a0 mersei frumos la casa de bilete luar\u0103m la All gone south <\/strong>\u0219i v\u00e2ja la popcoarne and shit. Bine eu m\u0103n\u00e2nc standard nachos ultra-mega-mare cu doua sosuri \u0219i cola 0, dar pentru ca fusei f\u0103r\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103,\u00a0 radler fu.<\/p>\n

B\u0103, filmul e o comedie fran\u021buzeasc\u0103.\u00a0 Mie \u00eemi plac,\u00a0 \u00een general filmele fran\u021buze\u0219ti un pic mai mult ca \u0103lea americane pentru ca limb\u0103 \u0219i cultur\u0103 preferat\u0103.\u00a0 Bine,\u00a0 voi pute\u021bi fi acum troli \u0219i sus\u021bine f\u0103r\u0103 doar \u0219i poate ca cele mai bune filme sunt americane ca Star Wars \u0219i alte filme cu bugete de sute de milioane de dolari. A\u0219a e,\u00a0 dar dac\u0103 am de v\u0103zut ni\u0219te filme care nu sunt niciunul vreo capodopera,\u00a0 m\u0103 uit la ala fran\u021buzesc,\u00a0 sau \u00een limba francez\u0103.<\/p>\n

Eh \u0103sta e o comedie chiar din aia de pleci cu burta spart\u0103 de r\u00e2s.\u00a0 \u00cencepe \u00eendoielnic cu faze retardate de filme de comedie americane,\u00a0 d-alea de nu mai r\u00e2de nimeni la ele, sa zicem cu Adam Sandler, dar e numai c\u00e2t s\u0103 te obi\u0219nuie\u0219ti cu personajele. Dup\u0103 care \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 drumul.<\/p>\n

Poate fi pu\u021bin deranjant ca mare parte din el e realizat selfie,\u00a0 gen unu din grup filmeaz\u0103,\u00a0 dar e operat bine, profesional,\u00a0 nu ca mizeriile alea \u00eentunecoase,\u00a0 pseudohorror numite “project” ceva.<\/p>\n

Filmul e tradus \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te “Vacan\u021b\u0103 cu de toate ” \u0219i cam a\u0219a e pus \u00een scen\u0103.
\nA meritat timpul pierdut.
\nA, am uitat s\u0103 men\u021bionez, la bar la cinema era unu de murea pe el. P\u00e2n\u0103 m-a servit cu ce am cerut \u00eencepuser\u0103 s\u0103 se scurg\u0103 geamurile de la vitrine \u0219i se topise calota glaciara de la polul sud aproape total.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Fusei la Megamall sa v\u0103d un film. Dup\u0103 ce ma otr\u0103vi cu\u00a0 ni\u0219te aripioare picante de la #Village, care fur\u0103 sleite \u0219i rancede de-mi forfote…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4081,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[49],"tags":[818,940,941],"class_list":["post-4082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-filme","tag-deiarna","tag-comedie","tag-megamall"],"views":1709,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1452727319039.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-13Q","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4082"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4084,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4082\/revisions\/4084"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}