{"id":4195,"date":"2016-01-23T19:41:41","date_gmt":"2016-01-23T17:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4195"},"modified":"2016-01-23T19:41:41","modified_gmt":"2016-01-23T17:41:41","slug":"m-am-bosorogit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4195","title":{"rendered":"M-am bo\u0219orogit"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Alalt\u0103ieri eram la benzin\u0103rie la Mol sa bag \u00een rezervor cea mai a dracului motorina care este \u0219i pe care o au ungurii la v\u00e2nzare.\u00a0 Premiumul lor are filtrabilitate la -43 de grade cic\u0103.\u00a0 Super-druper, nu ma a\u0219tept s\u0103 fie a\u0219a frig \u00eens\u0103 aveam \u00een rezervor ceva amestec de premiumuri de pe la Petrom cu filtrabilitate pana la -28, respectiv -25. \u0218i la -18 nu prea \u00eemi pl\u0103cea cum tr\u0103gea.<br \/>\nSerios, se simte diferen\u021ba de\u0219i am pus doar jum\u0103tate de rezervor de d-asta de la Mol (at\u00e2t era loc).<\/p>\n<p>Dar altceva voiam s\u0103 spun.\u00a0 B\u0103iatul care alimenta o masina de l\u00e2ng\u0103 (gen angajat Mol) se vaita ca e frig de \u00eel dor m\u00e2inile.<br \/>\nPesemne c\u0103 imbatranesc de vreme ce \u00eemi dau \u00een petec cu necunoscu\u021bii \u0219i \u00eei zic:<br \/>\n-&#8216;te b\u0103h d-aci, voi \u0103\u0219tia tinerii sunte\u021bi moi.<br \/>\nMi-a p\u0103rut un pic r\u0103u imediat ce am \u00eenceput s\u0103 alimentez \u0219i mi se lipea m\u00e2na de pompa. \u00cencepeam s\u0103 resimt frigul iar pu\u0219tiulic\u0103 \u0103la presupun ca era acolo de diminea\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453566867309.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1453566867309\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453566867309.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>El zice: Azi au fost sub -10 toat\u0103 ziua&#8230;<br \/>\nContinui eu ca un mo\u0219 nesuferit:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453567269876.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1453567269876\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453567269876.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>-\u00cein iarna lu&#8217; 2004 umblam noaptea cu o geaca mai sub\u021bire ca a ta pe un frig de-mi \u00eenghe\u021ba fumul \u00een \u021bigar\u0103 &#x1f6ac; \u0219i \u00eel trageam cuburi \u00een piept&#8230;Era mi\u0219to la -20,&nbsp; c\u00e2nd trebuia sa inventez gel nou pe baz\u0103 de mai mult polipropilen-glicol (antigel) c\u0103 \u0103la din comer\u021b se f\u0103cea plac\u0103 \u00een cap. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453567042544.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1453567042544\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453567042544.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Se uit\u0103 la mine cu dispre\u021b iar eu ii spun r\u00e2z\u00e2nd, exagerand din nou:<br \/>\n-Era a\u0219a de frig turnam fanta pe asfalt \u0219i ma lipeam ca cu super-glue.<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 termin replica deja tremuram de frig. Am pl\u0103tit \u0219i am fugit iute.<\/p>\n<p>Seara am fost la ceva comedie prin centrul vechi, iar c\u00e2nd am plecat m\u0103 cacam pe mine de frig, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd taxi.<br \/>\nMi-era a\u0219a frig ca luam \u00een considerare chiar s\u0103 merg cu Uber.<br \/>\nNevasta-mea m\u0103 \u00eentreba dac\u0103 nu mergem la ultimul &#x1f68a;.&nbsp; Adica s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m o or\u0103 \u00een frig. M-am uitat la termometrul de la unirii \u0219i ar\u0103ta doar -10. <\/p>\n<p>Am g\u0103sit \u00een 4-5 minute m-am suit de m-am lini\u0219tit dar c\u00e2nd am ajuns acas\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 aveam un rinichi \u00eenghe\u021bat.<br \/>\nE semn clar. M-am bo\u0219orogit. <\/p>\n<p>Asear\u0103 am fost s\u0103 \u00eemi t\u00e2r\u0103sc copilul cu sania \u0219i eram \u00een &#x1f456; blugi \u0219i intr-o jachet\u0103 nu prea de iarn\u0103,&nbsp; la -12. M-am ghebojit maxim \u00een 15-20 de minute. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453567245144.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1453567245144\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453567245144.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Azi fusei s\u0103-i dau copilului o lec\u021bie de ski&#8230;<br \/>\nPoate nu m-am exprimat corect. S\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pe cineva sa-i dea o lec\u021bie. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453567367648.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1453567367648\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453567367648.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Erau -10 \u0219i b\u0103tea un v\u00e2nt &#x1f4a8; de te ustura \u00een cur. Geaca de ski \u0219i pantalonii potrivi\u021bi opreau bine gerul.&nbsp; Dar de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd scoteam m\u0103nu\u0219a parc\u0103 turbarea \u00eemi intra prin venele m\u00e2inii.&nbsp; \u0218i c\u00e2nd te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti c\u0103 \u00een tinere\u021be visam sa fac un sejur \u00een Antarctica. Poate mai la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be c\u00e2nd voi avea nevoie de ceva criogenie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alalt\u0103ieri eram la benzin\u0103rie la Mol sa bag \u00een rezervor cea mai a dracului motorina care este \u0219i pe care o au ungurii la v\u00e2nzare.\u00a0&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4189,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571],"tags":[962,963,964],"class_list":["post-4195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","tag-frig","tag-ger","tag-iarna-lu-2016"],"views":1402,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/wpid-wp-1453566433409.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-15F","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4195"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4196,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4195\/revisions\/4196"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}