{"id":4213,"date":"2016-01-27T01:29:50","date_gmt":"2016-01-26T23:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4213"},"modified":"2016-01-27T11:04:46","modified_gmt":"2016-01-27T09:04:46","slug":"n-ai-cu-cine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4213","title":{"rendered":"N-ai cu cine"},"content":{"rendered":"
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E siteul \u0103sta de umor. Cotidian Zilnic<\/a>, ii spune. Nu \u00eel \u0219tiam,\u00a0 l-am g\u0103sit la piticigratis pe blog \u00eentr-un articol despre calitatea presei rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti.
\nE drept c\u0103 textele nu sunt a\u0219a u\u0219oare ca alea de pe tnr,\u00a0 nu-s pentru orice prost \u0219i nu r\u00e2zi neap\u0103rat \u00een hohote, dar sunt unii care nu se prind c\u0103 e b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie si-o tot halesc \u0219i-i dau cu critica.
\nGen, primesc linkul\u00a0 \u0103sta <\/a> pe facebook.
\nEra ini\u021bial distribuit de Moise Guran ca o ironie la faptul ca textele umoristice ale lu’ Eftimie la TNR sunt prea simple, practic un titlu \u0219i o poz\u0103, \u00een timp ce unii mai \u0219i scriu.<\/p>\n

\u0218tiu c\u0103 dac\u0103 cite\u0219ti prima oar\u0103 articolul d\u0103 impresia ca e \u00eentr-o nota serioasa, dar dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti retardat \u00ee\u021bi dai seama ca de la sintagma “cotidian zilnic” ceva e \u00een neregul\u0103.\u00a0 Ce fel de ziar serios ar avea numele de cotidian zilnic.\u00a0 Bine,\u00a0 la ce pres\u0103 a r\u0103mas e \u0219i asta o posibilitate.
\nDar apoi articolul continu\u0103 descriind personajul fictiv un anume pre\u0219edinte al unei grup\u0103ri neocomuniste av\u00e2nd acronimul FISTING. Gen, hai ba chiar a\u0219a?
\n\u0218i continu\u0103 numai \u00een ironii fine inclusiv descrierea celor 12 obiceiuri zilnice ale t\u00e2n\u0103rului neocomunist, care se \u00eencheie programatic cu o laba regulat\u0103 de eliberare a stressului,\u00a0 trasand fin beneficiile comunismului “at the end of the day”.
\nMie mi se pare un text bun.
\nCe te faci ca nu exist\u0103 public pentru asta \u0219i c\u0103 pro\u0219tii ies la suprafa\u021b\u0103 precum c\u0103catul \u00een lighean cu dume ca \u0103stea :<\/p>\n

\"wpid-wp-1453850795810\"<\/p>\n

E ru\u0219ine sa \u0219tii s\u0103 cite\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103 fii adult, dar sa nu po\u021bi prinde at\u00e2ta subtilitate.
\nPractic, sa te arunci ca ra\u021ba la muci.
\nNu po\u021bi sa mai faci o glum\u0103 inteligenta \u00een \u021bara asta c\u0103 nu are cine s\u0103 o \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 dac\u0103 nu o explici \u00een scris.<\/p>\n

P.S: Mi-a atras atentia nevasta ca apare numele de facebook al celei de la care am primit articolul si ca poate nu ar fi ok sa fie public :). Am sters si am obervat si ca la 1:30 noaptea \u00a0dupa un pahar de vin sunt cam cu 50% mai dislexic decat de obicei .\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

E siteul \u0103sta de umor. Cotidian Zilnic, ii spune. Nu \u00eel \u0219tiam,\u00a0 l-am g\u0103sit la piticigratis pe blog \u00eentr-un articol despre calitatea presei rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti. E…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[621],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole"],"views":1952,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-15X","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4213"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4217,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213\/revisions\/4217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}