{"id":4250,"date":"2016-02-01T13:53:46","date_gmt":"2016-02-01T11:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4250"},"modified":"2016-02-01T13:53:46","modified_gmt":"2016-02-01T11:53:46","slug":"trusa-de-prim-ajutor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4250","title":{"rendered":"Trusa de prim ajutor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 mi-am belit un pic un <em>de\u0219ti <\/em>la ski, mai bine zis la tavaleala prin z\u0103pad\u0103, m-am dus \u00eentins la portbagajul ma\u0219inii \u0219i am scos trusa de prim ajutor sigilata,&nbsp; care era desigur \u0219i expirat\u0103 de&nbsp; dracu&#8217; \u0219tie c\u00e2nd. C\u0103utam un ceva ca plasturele sa pun pe ran\u0103,&nbsp; pe belitura,&nbsp; adicatelea. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/wpid-dsc_0460.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"DSC_0460.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/wpid-dsc_0460.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nu e cine-stie-ce,&nbsp; dar e pu\u021bin ad\u00e2nc \u0219i doare, mai bine zis ma jena atunci. Pe urm\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 doar\u0103 un pic.<br \/>\nDar ca s\u0103 fiu sincer e o nimica toat\u0103,&nbsp; trusa aia de ajutor ma asteptam sa rezolve probleme mai serioase,&nbsp; gen oameni cu jum\u0103tate de cap lips\u0103,&nbsp; cu jugulara \u021b\u00e2\u0219nind \u00een cel mai <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/gory\"><em>gory<\/em><\/a> mod cu putin\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\nO pul\u0103.&nbsp; Mori cu zile.<br \/>\nAveam o rola cu h\u00e2rtie adeziva cu care am putut lega un bandaj, \u0219i foarfeca sa \u00eel tai. \u0218i alte chestii de respira\u021bie gura la gura \u0219i traheotomie (mai pu\u021bin bisturiu) de parc\u0103&nbsp; eu fix asta fac.&nbsp; Nu tu plasture calumea,&nbsp; nu tu nimic calumea. Nici foarfeca nu prea taie. Bine am zis ca e expirat\u0103.&nbsp; Era \u0219i o sticlu\u021b\u0103 de alcool sanitar (spirt),&nbsp; care se evporase de mult, evident. <\/p>\n<p>Sup\u0103rat,&nbsp; m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103-mi bag picioarele \u0219i \u00eemi fac eu singur una cu ce trebuie \u0219i cu ce cred ca pot eu folosi. Nu de voi mi-e grija, dar poate e nevoie sa o folosesc pentru aia din ma\u0219ina mea.<\/p>\n<p>Doar ca nu,&nbsp; nu pot, pentru ca trebuie sa fie standardizata,&nbsp; omologata \u0219i plm, altfel \u00eemi d\u0103 Godina amend\u0103.&nbsp; Am cump\u0103rat alta, pe care nu am desfacut-o dar pare s\u0103 con\u021bin\u0103 fix acelea\u0219i chestii \u0219i expira \u00een 2020. <\/p>\n<p>Frumos ar fi s\u0103 vin acum cu un link de profitshare \u0219i cea mai tare trus\u0103 de prim ajutor super mega generoasa cu comisionul la bloggeri. Dar, cum nu ma ocup pot sa zic ca am dat 28 de lei pe asta de am luat-o din supermarket \u0219i ca aveau \u0219i una la 50 de lei care ar\u0103ta similar \u0219i avea men\u021bionat acela\u0219i con\u021binut.&nbsp; Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 de calitate mai bun\u0103 sau era doar pentru snobi.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 dac\u0103 vreau sa \u00eemi fac eu trusa mai bun\u0103,&nbsp; trebuie s\u0103 fie separat de aia pe care i-o ar\u0103t politistului, c\u0103 nu e omologata.<br \/>\n<strong>Ca s\u0103 fiu cinstit trebuie s\u0103 spun c\u0103 nu m-a oprit niciodat\u0103 un poli\u021bist s\u0103-mi ceara&nbsp; s\u0103-i ar\u0103t trusa, triunghiurile \u0219i stingatorul. P\u00e2n\u0103 acum.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Intr-o alt\u0103 not\u0103 vreau sa spun ca exist\u0103 ni\u0219te plasturi de care are nevasta,&nbsp; de la unii Compit,&nbsp; parc\u0103.&nbsp; Buni de tot.<br \/>\nSunt dintr-un fel de silicon \u0219i au chestii medicinale,&nbsp; calmante \u0219i alte \u0103lea \u00een ei.<br \/>\n\u00cel pui pe ran\u0103 \u0219i acolo \u00eel la\u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 cade singur. Sper ca f\u0103r\u0103 deget.<br \/>\nAccelereaza regenerarea pielii etc. \u0218i sunt scumpi gen 4-5 lei unul ca \u0103sta din poz\u0103.&nbsp; De-aia zic ca are nevasta \u0219i nu eu. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 dau 5 lei pe un d-\u0103sta ma infasor cu h\u00e2rtie igienica, eventual folosit\u0103. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/wpid-dsc_0517.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"DSC_0517.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/wpid-dsc_0517.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Noro&#8217; c\u0103 nu m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u0103 mor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru c\u0103 mi-am belit un pic un de\u0219ti la ski, mai bine zis la tavaleala prin z\u0103pad\u0103, m-am dus \u00eentins la portbagajul ma\u0219inii \u0219i am&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4247,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[972,17],"class_list":["post-4250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","tag-accidente","tag-sanatate"],"views":1990,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/wpid-dsc_0515.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-16y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4251,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4250\/revisions\/4251"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}