{"id":4665,"date":"2016-03-07T21:45:26","date_gmt":"2016-03-07T19:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4665"},"modified":"2016-03-07T22:33:40","modified_gmt":"2016-03-07T20:33:40","slug":"la-auchan-cu-norvegieni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4665","title":{"rendered":"La Auchan cu norvegieni"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; Ie\u0219eam din parcarea subteran\u0103 Auchan.&nbsp; Fix \u00een v\u00e2rful rampei, mostra de inteligen\u021b\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 au pus o trecere de pietoni. Fix \u00een locul ala \u00een care se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te drumul din subteran cu cel de deasupra.&nbsp; Anyway, mi se rupe, am &#8220;automat\u0103&#8221; .<\/p>\n<p>Doi copii negriciosi, \u00een parte \u0219i de la nespalare,\u00eempingeau un c\u0103ru\u021b \u0219i \u00eel roteau fix pe trecere,&nbsp; intr-o parte. Ajuns aproape de ei,&nbsp; am oprit ca nu \u0219tiam dac\u0103 vor sa treac\u0103, sau se joace \u00een continuare pe margine, s\u0103 zic a\u0219a.&nbsp; Pentru ca s-au oprit din jucat,&nbsp; am dat s\u0103 plec \u00eencet, moment \u00een care, <strong>mama lor, o doamn\u0103 cu fuste lungi ( parafrazez pe cineva)&nbsp; i-a \u00eempins \u00een fa\u021ba ma\u0219inii. <\/strong><br \/>\nSa-i fut \u00een bot de \u021bigani borati, c\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219teptam la asta \u0219i eram cu piciorul pe fr\u00e2na!&nbsp; Am fr\u00e2nat,&nbsp; n-am claxonat, n-am \u00eenjurat.&nbsp; I-am a\u0219teptat s\u0103 treac\u0103.&nbsp; Au trecut agale dezam\u0103gi\u021bi.&nbsp; Din p\u0103cate nu aveam camera \u00een parbriz s\u0103 trimit \u00eenregistrarea la politie \u0219i la protec\u021bia copilului.<br \/>\nFutu-i \u00een gur\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei fut \u0219i pe ei \u0219i pe copiii lor, astia&nbsp; pentru ce pula mea primesc, m\u0103, aloca\u021bie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp; Ie\u0219eam din parcarea subteran\u0103 Auchan.&nbsp; Fix \u00een v\u00e2rful rampei, mostra de inteligen\u021b\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 au pus o trecere de pietoni. Fix \u00een locul ala \u00een&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,571],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-civilisation","category-life-log"],"views":1338,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1df","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4665"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4667,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4665\/revisions\/4667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}