{"id":4977,"date":"2016-04-03T07:33:11","date_gmt":"2016-04-03T05:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4977"},"modified":"2016-04-03T07:33:11","modified_gmt":"2016-04-03T05:33:11","slug":"ba-de-ce-nu-respectati-ba-legea-antifumat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4977","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103, de ce nu respecta\u021bi, b\u0103, legea antifumat"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Poz\u0103 cocalaristica cu bani:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1459508317020.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1459508317020\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1459508317020.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Check!<br \/>\nM\u0103 rog, era mai frumos dac\u0103 zburau pe un fond muzical, dar na, fac \u0219i eu ce pot.<\/p>\n<p>Sunt proaspe\u021bi,\u00a0 calzi d-abia sco\u0219i din bancomat de nevast\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cei iau \u0219i ii bag \u00een <em>pormonel<\/em>,&nbsp; dar mi se pare ceva \u00een neregul\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Deschid burta portofelului \u0219i miros. Banii \u0103\u0219tia put!&nbsp; Duhnesc!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00cei scot,&nbsp; \u00eei miros pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile \u0219i nu e glum\u0103, traznesc a \u021big\u0103ri de nu se poate!<\/p>\n<p>Cineva trebuie c\u0103 a fumat \u00een bancomat.&nbsp;<br \/>\nCre&#8217;ca de c\u00e2nd cu legea antifumat angaja\u021bii b\u0103ncilor se ascund \u00een bancomate ca s\u0103 fumeze, altfel nu-mi explic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poz\u0103 cocalaristica cu bani: Check! M\u0103 rog, era mai frumos dac\u0103 zburau pe un fond muzical, dar na, fac \u0219i eu ce pot. Sunt proaspe\u021bi,\u00a0&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[1086,1085,1044,304],"class_list":["post-4977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-trash","tag-antifumat","tag-bancomat","tag-bani","tag-tigari"],"views":3405,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1ih","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4978,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4977\/revisions\/4978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}