{"id":4988,"date":"2016-04-05T06:10:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-05T04:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4988"},"modified":"2016-04-03T18:05:29","modified_gmt":"2016-04-03T16:05:29","slug":"cu-dedicatie-pentru-prietenii-animalelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=4988","title":{"rendered":"Cu dedica\u021bie pentru prietenii animalelor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Cu m\u00e2na \u00een &#x1f437; purcea , doctoru&#8217; \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 a \u00eenceput lumea deja <em>s\u0103<\/em> <em>puie <\/em>porumbul.<\/p>\n<p>Schimonosita de durere, animala \u00ee\u0219i url\u0103 ficatul pe gur\u0103.\u00a0 \u0218i pe cur.<br \/>\n&#8211; Fir&#8217;ea dreacu&#8217;, te c\u0103ca\u0219i!<br \/>\n..remarc\u0103 cineva constatator.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Ce, credea\u021bi ca scroafele se castreaza cu anestezie? La spitalul veterinar, pe mese de opera\u021bie?\u00a0<br \/>\nMai degrab\u0103 pe viu, legate de r\u00e2t &#x1f43d; \u0219i de picioarele din spate \u00eentinse pe-o r\u00e2na, pe o scar\u0103, cu capul \u00een jos.<\/p>\n<p>Doctoru&#8217;,\u00a0 care e maxim medic veterinar,\u00a0 dar mai degrab\u0103 asistent,\u00a0 execut\u0103 procedura. Sapuneste bine zona \u0219i cu un brici barbiereste p\u0103rul p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u0219orici. \u00cemi place briciul, e bine ascu\u021bit.<br \/>\nScroafa,&nbsp; care e deja prins\u0103, legat\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentins\u0103 pe scar\u0103, grohaie.&nbsp; Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 o doare c\u00e2nd briciul tunde p\u0103rul \u0219i rade un pic \u0219oriciul,&nbsp; dar nu \u0219tie ea ce urmeaz\u0103.&nbsp; Sau poate \u0219tie.<br \/>\nDoctorul o spal\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i,&nbsp; o d\u0103 cu ceva ce seam\u0103n\u0103 a rivanol, ia bisturiul \u0219i taie.<br \/>\nScroafa url\u0103 de parc\u0103 se surp\u0103 lumea.<br \/>\nUrechile \u00eemi s\u00e2ngereaz\u0103 \u0219i creierul lichefiat \u00eemi curge pe nas.&nbsp; Doctorul \u00eemi zice:<br \/>\n-Dac\u0103 nu supor\u021bi nu te uita!<br \/>\n\u0219i c\u0103tre restul:<br \/>\n-\u0102sta o fi ca tac-so, nu suport\u0103 s\u0103 vaz\u0103 s\u00e2nge.<br \/>\nO fi, n-o fi,&nbsp; dopuri de urechi \u00eemi trebuiau, c\u0103 de uitat m\u0103 pot uita \u00een partea cealalt\u0103 .<br \/>\n\u00cemi \u00eenchipui c\u0103 \u00een fiecare veterinar d-\u0103sta se zbate un Hannibal. \u0218i c\u0103 d-aia nu m-am f\u0103cut medic.<br \/>\nDoctorul ii scoate ceva bucata de intestin pe gaur\u0103,&nbsp; ajunge la organele cu pricina le prinde cu un fel de foarfec\u0103 &#8211; cle\u0219te&nbsp; \u0219i se preg\u0103te\u0219te s\u0103 taie. Din punctul \u0103sta nu ma mai uit.<br \/>\nScroafa e deja la apogeul suferin\u021bei care aproape c\u0103 o le\u0219ina.&nbsp; Afi\u0219eaz\u0103 o grimas\u0103 diforma, expresie a agoniei.<br \/>\nEra buna de o poz\u0103 &#x1f4f7;,&nbsp; dar trebuie sa \u021bin cu dou\u0103 m\u00e2ini de ea, mai \u00een glum\u0103,&nbsp; mai \u00een serios &#8211;&nbsp; pentru binele ei. Dac\u0103 se zbate \u0219i taie nebunul \u0103sta pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 nu e a bun\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Pentru ce at\u00e2ta chin? Ca s\u0103 nu se mai fut\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu mai fac\u0103 purcei. Nu c\u0103 ar fi ceva r\u0103u,&nbsp; dar dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 o tai de Cr\u0103ciun, alt obicei de care Uniunea European\u0103 zice c\u0103 e r\u0103u, trebuie sa se \u00eengra\u0219e \u0219i sa nu fie <em>venit\u0103 de vier ( <\/em>\u00een c\u0103lduri). C\u0103 \u00eei pute carnea dac\u0103 e \u00een c\u0103lduri. Pesemne Uniunea European\u0103 nu a v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103 o castrare.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce&nbsp; doctorul taie viitorul glorios al scroafei \u0219i \u00eel arunc\u0103 c\u00e2t colo, ( fiind femel\u0103 nu folose\u0219te la nimic, cu coaiele de porc \u00een schimb e alt\u0103 poveste) \u00eencepe tortura la care nu te po\u021bi uita. Ii da cu ceva spray, scoate sula \u0219i o coase ca pe pantofi.<br \/>\n \u00cen timp ce chinurile iadului&nbsp; mistuie s\u0103racul animal cineva \u00eel&nbsp; \u00eentreab\u0103 pe veterinar:<br \/>\n-Crezi c\u0103 un om ar rezista la asemenea chinuri?<br \/>\n-Rezist\u0103, de ce s\u0103 nu reziste. N-ai auzit de \u0103la de i-a t\u0103iat nevasta coaiele?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Convin\u0219i c\u0103 totul e \u00een regul\u0103 \u0219i suferin\u021ba nu e prea mare, dezlegam bestia \u0219i ne \u00eendrept\u0103m, distru\u0219i, de spate.<br \/>\nProprietarul se uit\u0103 milos la ea \u0219i exclam\u0103 :<br \/>\n-Gata, scapasi!<br \/>\nHuh, ce bine. \u00cencepuse s\u0103 m\u0103 doar\u0103 capul de la ragete.&nbsp; Iar apoi c\u0103tre noi:<br \/>\n-Mai e una.<br \/>\nUna mic\u0103.&nbsp; Care aproape ne-a m\u00e2ncat.&nbsp; Pe to\u021bi 5. Dar i-am ar\u0103tat noi cine e rasa dominant\u0103 aici.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00cen tot acest timp Uniunea European\u0103 e preocupat\u0103 ca animalul s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i sf\u00e2r\u0219easc\u0103&nbsp; via\u021ba intr-un mod cu c\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin\u0103 suferin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2t mai demn.&nbsp; C\u0103 auzi, c\u0103 nu e carnea bun\u0103 dac\u0103 animalul moare stresat.&nbsp; Dac\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i e pentru un scop nobil e totul ok.<\/p>\n<p>Doresc ca cu acest articol s\u0103 oripilez to\u021bi hipsterii iubitori de animale \u0219i s\u0103 le spun c\u0103 e normal. Mai ales dac\u0103 nu vor s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 100 de euro pe kilu&#8217; de carne.<br \/>\nDa \u0219tiu,&nbsp; e inuman \u0219i va preface\u021bi ca v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103.&nbsp; Unii v\u0103 indigna\u021bi \u0219i v\u0103 face\u021bi vegalai. Probabil c\u0103 dac\u0103 vezi o castrare de asta ai ceva \u0219anse s\u0103 te faci vegetarian.<br \/>\nS\u0103 sus\u021binem deci drepturile animalelor, dar cu frigiderul plin de carne, recoltata din spa\u021biul cosmic, fire\u0219te.&nbsp;<br \/>\nLa fel cum ne \u00eempotrivim exploat\u0103rii copiilor \u00een China \u0219i Africa, \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi \u00een tricouri la 5 dolari \u0219i sharuind&nbsp; statusuri pe telefoane pe care le-am vrea c\u00e2t mai ieftine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cu m\u00e2na \u00een &#x1f437; purcea , doctoru&#8217; \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 a \u00eenceput lumea deja s\u0103 puie porumbul. Schimonosita de durere, animala \u00ee\u0219i url\u0103 ficatul pe gur\u0103.\u00a0&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,136],"tags":[1093,1092],"class_list":["post-4988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bio","category-civilisation","tag-castrare","tag-porci"],"views":1688,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1459699515131.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1is","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4989,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4988\/revisions\/4989"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}