{"id":5057,"date":"2016-04-09T13:22:37","date_gmt":"2016-04-09T11:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5057"},"modified":"2016-04-09T13:22:37","modified_gmt":"2016-04-09T11:22:37","slug":"povesti-pescaresti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5057","title":{"rendered":"Pove\u0219ti pesc\u0103re\u0219ti"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Dac\u0103 te duci la pe\u0219te &#x1f420; s\u0103 te relaxezi \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi iei \u0219i copilul cu tine se cheam\u0103 c\u0103 \u021bi-o cau\u021bi.<br \/>\nDar ce s\u0103 faci, tata m\u0103 lua cu el c\u00e2nd eram copil.<br \/>\n\u0218i mai e \u0219i :<br \/>\n-Tati, tati, vin \u0219i eu!&nbsp;<br \/>\n-Nu.<br \/>\nNevasta:<br \/>\n-Ia-o \u0219i pe ea.<br \/>\nNormal.&nbsp; Nimeni nu vrea s\u0103 aibe grij\u0103 de un copil \u00een plus.<br \/>\nO \u00eencarc \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i plec\u0103m.&nbsp; Oprim dup\u0103 dou\u0103 sute de metri s\u0103 lu\u0103m dou\u0103 beri \u0219i s\u0103 vorbim cu alt pescar.<br \/>\n-Hai, tati,&nbsp; hai! Ce mai st\u0103m? &#8230;.&nbsp; Vreau \u0219i eu suc. \u00cemi mai iei \u0219i&#8230;?&nbsp;<br \/>\nPlec\u0103m.&nbsp; Parcam. Scot trancanalele, dar nu apuc s\u0103 desfac berile c\u0103 :<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-dsc_0759.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"DSC_0759.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-dsc_0759.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>-Tati, \u00eemi pui viermi \u00een c\u00e2rlig? Mie mi-e sc\u00e2rb\u0103,&nbsp; bleah!<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\n-Tati, \u00eemi lansezi \u0219i mie undita?&nbsp;<br \/>\nLansez \u0219i m\u0103 apuc s\u0103 mi-o fac pe a mea. Tai montura veche&#8230;<br \/>\n-Tati,&nbsp; \u00eemi lansezi \u0219i mie&#8230;<br \/>\nLansez \u0219i scot alta montura o leg ma preg\u0103tesc s\u0103 lansez \u0219i&#8230;<br \/>\n-Tati,&nbsp; s-a ag\u0103\u021bat de ceva!<br \/>\n-B\u0103,&nbsp; dac\u0103 mai mi\u0219ti pluta aia te arunc \u00een balt\u0103!&nbsp;<br \/>\n-Da&#8230;da&#8230;<br \/>\nLansez,&nbsp; lansez \u0219i la mine. Trage de fir \u0219i le \u00eencurc\u0103.&nbsp; Fac spume. Se plictise\u0219te \u0219i pleac\u0103 sa adune pietre<br \/>\n Le face gr\u0103mad\u0103 \u0219i zice ca vrea sa le ia acas\u0103.<br \/>\nIi zic c\u0103 nu, face ca trenul. Ii zic s\u0103 tac\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103 s\u0103 mai ia pietre.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 apuc \u00een final s\u0103 mai fac o undita.&nbsp; Desfac berile. O iau pe aia f\u0103r\u0103 alcool. C\u00e2t mesteresc, pluta primeia zmuceste ca to\u021bi dracii. Trage frate-meu \u0219i prinde el. Vrea s\u0103 se apuce de pescuit.<br \/>\n Ia undita copilului \u0219i pleac\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i pun\u0103 viermi. Trece prin firul de la undita mea. Tocmai ce scosesem pe\u0219tele \u0219i&nbsp; infigeam viermi. Firul se \u00eentinde \u0219i \u00eemi intra c\u00e2rligul \u00een deget.<br \/>\n-B\u0103,&nbsp; stai!<br \/>\nSt\u0103.<br \/>\nCopilul vine \u0219i el s\u0103 beleasca ochii. Ii zic&nbsp; \u0219tiind ce va urma:<br \/>\n-Stai! Stai, copil, stai!<br \/>\nPe copil \u00eel doare \u00een basc\u0103.&nbsp; Trece \u0219i el prin firul deja \u00eentins \u0219i c\u00e2rligul deja intrat \u00een piele \u00eemi spinteca degetul.<br \/>\nUrlu la copil, nu mai e nevoie s\u0103 \u00eemi scot c\u00e2rligul din deget ca a ie\u0219it el, cu s\u00e2nge \u0219i matze.<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 duc la copil \u00eennebunit de nervi \u0219i durere, \u00eel iau de umeri \u0219i :<br \/>\n-B\u0103a! Te arunc \u00een balt\u0103aaaaa! Nu auzi s\u0103 te opre\u0219ti?&nbsp;<br \/>\nCopilul se sup\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i pl\u00e2nge.&nbsp;&nbsp; Arunc undita \u00eenbalt\u0103. Copilul scap\u0103 de data asta.&nbsp; Pe\u0219tele trage \u0219i \u00eel prind.<br \/>\nCopilul vrea s\u0103 prinz\u0103 \u0219i el.&nbsp;&nbsp; Ii dau undita mea. Prinde doi. Eu tot fac undite.&nbsp; Se plictise\u0219te \u0219i se joac\u0103 cu pe\u0219tii.&nbsp; \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it am timp s\u0103 \u00eemi beau berea \u00een lini\u0219te.&nbsp;<br \/>\nAm o pul\u0103.&nbsp; Apa curge la deal \u0219i pluta mea e prins\u0103 \u00eentre pluta fratelui meu \u0219i o linie de fund. La fiecare 60 de secunde trebuie s\u0103 scoatem firele \u0219i s\u0103 lans\u0103m mai la vale.&nbsp; Mai iau o gur\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei atrag aten\u021bia,&nbsp; c\u0103 el prinde pe\u0219te cu ochii \u00een telefon, pe Facebook:<br \/>\n-B\u0103,&nbsp; mai d\u0103 un enter.<br \/>\nScoate undita, lanseaz\u0103 \u0219i pluta pleac\u0103 la deal din nou. Mai scrie un r\u00e2nd pe Facebook, mai beau o gura,mai d\u0103m un enter.&nbsp;<br \/>\nSe las\u0103 r\u0103coare.&nbsp; Copilul m\u00e2r\u00e2ie c\u0103 vrea acas\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eei e frig.<br \/>\n-Ia-\u021bi geaca din ma\u0219in\u0103.<br \/>\n-Nuuuu.<br \/>\nSe miorlaie. Bag pula, nu-mi plac miorlaielile. Ii zic s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 m\u0103car fermoarul la bluz\u0103. \u00cel trage. Iar m\u00e2r\u00e2ie ca vrea acas\u0103, ca le-a promis prietenilor ca se mai joac\u0103 cu ei \u00een seara asta \u0219i \u00eei e fric\u0103 c\u0103 nu se mai \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu ei. Mi se rupe de prietenii copiilor:<br \/>\n-Ai zis ca vrei la pe\u0219te, stai aci! P\u00e2n\u0103 la apus nu plec\u0103m!<br \/>\nM\u00e2r\u00e2ie :<br \/>\n-Nu te mai iau la pe\u0219te!&nbsp;<br \/>\nO&nbsp; duc \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 ii pun muzic\u0103 \u0219i ne \u00een\u021belegem.&nbsp; Mai pescui pu\u021bin \u00een frigul apusului.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-img_20160402_194208.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_20160402_194208.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-img_20160402_194208.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cum se termina soarele de apus cum iese \u0219i ne d\u0103 adunarea \u0219i m\u0103 b\u00e2ntuie s\u0103 \u00eei iau acas\u0103 pietrele adunate, ca s\u0103 le picteze.<br \/>\nSunt vreo 15 kile \u00eentr-o pung\u0103 de plastic. Nu vreau s\u0103 le car acas\u0103.<br \/>\nNu scap de ea. Probabil m-am \u021bicnit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-dsc_0762.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"DSC_0762.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-dsc_0762.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 te duci la pe\u0219te &#x1f420; s\u0103 te relaxezi \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi iei \u0219i copilul cu tine se cheam\u0103 c\u0103 \u021bi-o cau\u021bi. Dar ce s\u0103 faci,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5054,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[359],"tags":[913,443,476],"class_list":["post-5057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-de-vacanta","tag-copii","tag-ix55","tag-pescuit"],"views":2011,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-dsc_0758.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1jz","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5057"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5058,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5057\/revisions\/5058"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}