{"id":5125,"date":"2016-04-16T19:44:45","date_gmt":"2016-04-16T17:44:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5125"},"modified":"2016-04-17T08:03:38","modified_gmt":"2016-04-17T06:03:38","slug":"biroul-de-pasti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5125","title":{"rendered":"Biroul de Pa\u0219ti"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Gata, b\u0103gai picioarele \u00een el de Bucure\u0219ti,\u00a0 retrasai copilul de la <em>\u0219icoal\u0103 <\/em>\u0219i m\u0103 mutai la biroul de \u021bar\u0103.\u00a0<br \/>\nMa mai vede\u021bi la bucale p\u00e2n\u0103 la Pa\u0219te doar dac\u0103 e moarte de om sa viu la <em>bir\u0103u.\u00a0 <\/em>Dac\u0103 nu, nu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1460828063859.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1460828063859\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1460828063859.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fix d-aci lucrez zilele urm\u0103toare.<br \/>\n\u00cemi iau scaun \u0219i <em>corent <\/em>\u0219i acilea stau.<\/p>\n<p>Zicea Licaon mai jos de Sony cu poze de 20 de megapicsi.<br \/>\nOric\u00e2t de mi\u0219to ar fi peluza mea, pozele la rezolu\u021bia aia ies na\u0219pa seara.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-14608282280241.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1460828228024\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-14608282280241.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Iete, la iso800.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i cu &#8220;superior auto &#8211; 8mp&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1460828273522.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1460828273522\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1460828273522.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1460828280442.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1460828280442\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1460828280442.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Deci Samsung, da?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gata, b\u0103gai picioarele \u00een el de Bucure\u0219ti,\u00a0 retrasai copilul de la \u0219icoal\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 mutai la biroul de \u021bar\u0103.\u00a0 Ma mai vede\u021bi la bucale p\u00e2n\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5127,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[571],"tags":[1117,1118,1116],"class_list":["post-5125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life-log","tag-acasa","tag-birou","tag-la-tara"],"views":1939,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/wpid-wp-1460872980268.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1kF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5125"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5128,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5125\/revisions\/5128"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}