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Mecanic nu sunt. \u0218tiu s\u0103 fac o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de lucruri,majoritatea prost,\u00a0 din lips\u0103 de experien\u021b\u0103,\u00a0 dar m\u0103 descurc.
\nConduc ma\u0219ini de ceva vreme, inclusiv Dacia aia b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103,\u00a0 deci cam am o idee despre carburatoare, jicloare, bujii \u0219i principii de func\u021bionare, dar nu prea \u00eemi vine s\u0103 desfac un motor oric\u00e2t de simplu ar fi.<\/p>\n

Am luat acu’ o var\u0103 o ma\u0219in\u0103 de tuns iarba de asta.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Ii zice Grunman, nume nem\u021besc,\u00a0 dar e chinez\u0103rie toat\u0103 ziua.\u00a0 A mers un schimb de ulei.
\nAcu’ , cu sorocul aproape trecut,\u00a0 am scurs uleiul din ea, prin aplecare, \u00een mor\u021bii ei, c\u0103 nu are bu\u0219on de golire.
\nAm pus uleiul nou -600 ml, standard\u00a0 \u0219i i-am dat 🔑.\u00a0 Pardon,\u00a0 sfoar\u0103.\u00a0\u00a0 A luat-o \u0219i a mers p\u00e2n\u0103 s-a golit rezervorul.<\/p>\n

Am umplut din aceea\u0219i canistra benzin\u0103 \u0219i i-am zis nevestei s\u0103 bage \u00een continuare prin ierburi 🌿.
\nN-a mai luat-o!\u00a0 Scosei bujia, cam afumat\u0103, \u0219i ii tr\u0103sei vreo dou\u0103 perii de s\u00e2rm\u0103 dar tot nu merse. \u00cemi pierdui r\u0103bdarea \u0219i o d\u0103dui pe m\u00e2na lui tata care desfacu carburatorul, scoase benzina, curat\u0103 bujia, o \u00eencinse, pula mea ce-i mai f\u0103cu c\u0103 porni. Mai merse ce mai merse ( la cald porne\u0219te)\u00a0 \u0219i dup\u0103 aia iar nu.
\nNu e bai, nevasta \u0219tie \u0219i cu coasa,\u00a0 dar taie iarba str\u00e2mb.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u0218i ar mai fi o bucat\u0103.<\/p>\n

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Nu \u0219tiu ce dracu’ s\u0103 \u00eei fac.\u00a0 B\u0103nuiesc c\u0103 pot s\u0103 \u00eel duc la garan\u021bie,\u00a0 dar poate r\u00e2d aia de mine.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Acum m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc de ce dracului nu am luat eu ma\u0219in\u0103 electrica \u0219i 50 de metri de cablu.
\nMi-era fric\u0103 s\u0103 nu tai prin cabluri.
\nEram \u0219i mai eco \u0219i nu m\u0103 mai \u021bineam de sfor\u0103rii acuma.<\/p>\n

Ur\u0103sc chestiile de genul \u0103sta.\u00a0 \u00cemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 sp\u00e2nzur cu sfoara de g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mecanic nu sunt. \u0218tiu s\u0103 fac o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de lucruri,majoritatea prost,\u00a0 din lips\u0103 de experien\u021b\u0103,\u00a0 dar m\u0103 descurc. Conduc ma\u0219ini de ceva vreme, inclusiv Dacia…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,229],"tags":[1134,1133,1135],"class_list":["post-5173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-log","category-tech","tag-grunman","tag-masina-de-tuns-iarba","tag-pornire"],"views":3030,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1lr","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5173"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5174,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5173\/revisions\/5174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}