{"id":5242,"date":"2016-05-01T12:05:07","date_gmt":"2016-05-01T10:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5242"},"modified":"2016-05-02T07:02:46","modified_gmt":"2016-05-02T05:02:46","slug":"pastele-la-mare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5242","title":{"rendered":"Pa\u0219tele la mare?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Aud c\u0103 retelistica bisericeasc\u0103 ( bisericoasa) s-a dezvoltat \u00een ultimii ani, c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia de la mine nu mai aprind lumina de \u00eenviere de la o lumeasc\u0103 brichet\u0103,  ptiu drace, chibrit! Ci se duc \u0219i o iau de la 🚂 trin din comuna vecin\u0103, c\u0103 pe la noi nu trece , care vine cu trinu de la aeroport de la Craiova, sau di la <\/em>Sibiu, dracu’ s\u0103-i ia de unde or zbura de \u00eendat\u0103 ce aterizeaz\u0103 de la Bucure\u0219ti.  Iar acolo nu se propag\u0103 de la catedrala m\u00e2ntuirii pro\u0219tilor,  c\u0103 aia nu e gata, ci tot cu avionul vine tocmai din Ierusalim, de unde, sanchi se aprinde singur\u0103. 
\nB\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103  propagand\u0103,  c\u00e2\u021bi bani risipi\u021bi,  c\u00e2t\u0103 prefacere \u0219i ritual doar s\u0103 te asiguri c\u0103 ai, dom’ne, un proces centralizat \u0219i nelaicizat de distribu\u021bie a luminii de la surs\u0103.  Pula mea, PR cretin. Cre\u0219tin ORTODOX,  coaie.
\nPe vremea mea,  adic\u0103 c\u00e2nd <\/em>eram copil, mergea \u0219i din chibrit, mergea \u0219i \u00eenvierea la 3 diminea\u021ba,  mergea \u0219i a\u0219a. <\/em>
\nNot anymooooore! A ajuns civiliza\u021bia \u0219i acilea, sunt to\u021bi popii comunali mai ortodoc\u0219i dec\u00e2t Daniel. <\/p>\n

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\n   Ce s\u0103 te faci, totu\u0219i, c\u0103 e \u00een de\u0219ert totul.
\nPa\u0219tele se suprapune cu 1 maiu muncitoresc \u0219i p-aci lumea se duce la mare de unu mai.
\n  Tradi\u021bia asta nu o \u00een\u021beleg \u0219i m\u0103 distreaz\u0103 mai pu\u021bin  dec\u00e2t spartul ou\u0103lor \u0219i t\u0103iatul mielului.<\/p>\n

M\u0103, nu zic, anul trecut am fost \u0219i eu la mare de 1mai.<\/a>
\nDa’ nu era frig s\u0103 te caci pe tine,  sau s\u0103 bata vantu’ s\u0103 te sim\u021bi ca la Marea Nordului.
\nB\u0103nuiesc ca nu po\u021bi eluda spiritul lu’ 1 Mai, cum nu-l po\u021bi nici pe cel al lu’ “Cristos a \u00eenviat!”. B\u0103nuiesc ca nu a m\u00e2ncat cineva azi la micul dejun un ou ochi sau omlet\u0103. <\/p>\n

Si-atunci iar nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce se amestec\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103torile,  de ce se permite s\u0103 avem Pa\u0219te de 1 mai?
\nCum ar fi s\u0103 avem Cr\u0103ciun pe 1 decembrie,  sau Revelionul de Sf\u00e2nt\u0103 M\u0103rie… <\/em><\/p>\n

\u00cen final,  peisaj cu ou\u0103 de Pa\u0219te.<\/p>\n

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