{"id":5250,"date":"2016-05-03T07:44:07","date_gmt":"2016-05-03T05:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5250"},"modified":"2016-05-03T15:59:59","modified_gmt":"2016-05-03T13:59:59","slug":"reinvierea-domnului-delir-pascal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5250","title":{"rendered":"Reinvierea domnului. Delir Pascal"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Fantoma intemeietorului de testament nou se ridic\u0103 an de an prin fumul gr\u0103tarelor de Pa\u0219te.<\/p>\n

Altarul de sacrificiu modern zeciuieste un pic povara fumului greu urcat la cer \u0219i \u00eenlocuie\u0219te transformarea c\u0103rnii \u00een cenu\u0219\u0103 \u0219i fum, cu transformarea c\u0103rbunelui sau lemnului. \u00cen\u00a0 fond, carnea e bun\u0103 aici la noi,\u00a0 cerul trebuie doar sa primeasc\u0103 danful de c\u00e2rna\u021bi de miel \u0219i s\u0103 saliveze la buna via\u021b\u0103 de muritor. Via\u021b\u0103 bun\u0103 din an \u00een Pa\u0219te,\u00a0 adic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Preafericitul D\u0103nete \u00ee\u0219i pierde anual din fericire,\u00a0 simbolismul cre\u0219tin fiind deja pierdut \u00een fumul laic \u0219i \u00eenecat \u00een duhorile bahice ale Pastelui.<\/p>\n

Tradi\u021bia e \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een oameni ca o reminiscen\u021ba genetic\u0103 ancestrala, un coccis comportamental,\u00a0 r\u0103mas doar pentru c\u0103 e despre oameni \u0219i substan\u021b\u0103 . La at\u00e2t s-a redus, spiritualitatea fiind intrat\u0103 \u00een doag\u0103 demult. Ou\u0103le se ciocnesc ro\u0219ii doar pentru c\u0103 sunt tangibile,\u00a0 manifesta prezen\u021b\u0103 fizic\u0103 \u0219i ca \u00een orice ritual p\u0103g\u00e2n, aspectele \u0103stea sunt mai u\u0219or de imitat \u0219i prezervat deoarece nu necesita spiritualitate, credin\u021b\u0103 nebun\u0103 \u00een caracterul smerit \u0219i onest al unor Preaboga\u021bi Mae\u0219tri ai Duhului Sf\u00e2nt <\/a>\u0219i nu \u00ee\u021bi cenzureaz\u0103 nimeni accessul prin “merit”.\u00a0 Ok, se cade s\u0103 arunci din \u00eencheietura ceva \u00een cutia milei de la intrarea oric\u0103reia din nenum\u0103ratele case ale domnului \u0219i nu chiar m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219, dar merge, se face tot imitativ.<\/p>\n

Nu m\u0103 \u00eendep\u0103rtez de meandrele concretului, <\/em>ci vorbesc despre faptul c\u0103
\ns\u0103rb\u0103toarea \u0219i-a pierdut implicitul religios \u0219i complica\u021biile asociate.
\nGen, s\u0103 mori tu c\u0103-mi po\u021bi spune care e ultima zi de post pe care ai \u021binut-o,\u00a0 m\u0103car de la m\u00e2ncare.
\nSau c\u00e2nd ai pupat poala popii ultima oara \u00eentr-un exerci\u021biu de autodelatiune,\u00a0 numit simbolic – spovedanie.
\nLa \u00eenviere \u00eenc\u0103 mai merge lumea, c\u0103 e tot a\u0219a, cu ritual mimetic\u00a0 u\u0219or de reprodus de c\u0103tre animale ( uugh-uugh! 🙈 ), lum\u00e2n\u0103rica,\u00a0 ou\u021b \u0219i p\u0103\u0219tic\u0103 – dac\u0103 chiar ai coaie \u00een a te aventura blasfemic \u00een taina \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219aniei,\u00a0 ultima Frontier\u0103 a credin\u021bei, rezervat\u0103 doar celor \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eendobitoci\u021bi \u00een secolul al XX-lea, sau celor mai pref\u0103cu\u021bi.<\/p>\n

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\u00cens\u0103\u0219i \u00eenvierea domnului din ziua de duminic\u0103 se vede dat\u0103 la o parte din ierarhia\u00a0 tradi\u021biilor de Pa\u0219te ale oltenilor \u0219i \u00eenlocuit\u0103 de pomana de luni, pomenirea mor\u021bilor cu bucate \u0219i vin,\u00a0 fie-mi numele l\u0103udat,\u00a0 fiind mai important\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103rb\u0103torirea vie\u021bii.
\n\u00cen fond, trebuie recunoscut faptul ca suntem to\u021bi f\u0103cu\u021bi din gr\u0103mezi imense de c\u0103cat,\u00a0 cum altfel am putea s\u0103 ne s\u0103rb\u0103torim mai cinstit existen\u021ba.<\/p>\n

Simbolul cel mai de pre\u021b de data asta nu e \u2795, ci cheia ma\u0219inii pe care o parchezi \u00een poarta bisericii, ai mei stau chiar \u00een poart\u0103 #nojoke. Eu am venit pe jos, cine vrea s\u0103 vad\u0103 un Hyundai la casa domnului. Nimic divin, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i un am\u0103r\u00e2t de Opel poart\u0103 \u00een bot fulgerul vreunui zeu m\u0103runt \u0219i dec\u0103zut,\u00a0 mai bun oricum dec\u00e2t o liter\u0103,\u00a0 dar nu mai bun dec\u00e2t inelele lui Saturn.
\nAici se vede diferen\u021ba de clas\u0103 S, E, sau C.<\/p>\n

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\u0218i tot a\u0219a \u00een\u021belegi de ce to\u021bi preacuratii slujitori ai domnului sunt iubitori de logo care \u00eemparte \u00een trei puterea cercului divin.<\/p>\n

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Trufa\u0219 \u0219i poate t\u00e2mp, tineretul n-a voit a \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 Sf\u00e2nta Treime \u00eenseamn\u0103 stea \u00een trei col\u021buri,\u00a0 prin urmare tot mai mul\u021bi num\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i “Aminul”,\u00a0 sau poate \u00eencearc\u0103\u00a0 \u0219i o reprezentare a omului \u00een cercul puterii,\u00a0 invoc\u00e2nd puterea crucii \u00een \u00eemp\u0103r\u021birea cercului \u00een 4.\u00a0 Astfel ii vezi m\u00e2ndri afi\u0219\u00e2ndu-si credin\u021ba,\u00a0 sau poate erezia,\u00a0 provoc\u00e2ndu-i pe fundamentali\u0219<\/p>\n

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ti . Unii dintre ei au luat-o chiar de buna \u0219i conduc din dreapta tat\u0103lui,\u00a0 c\u0103\u00a0 a\u0219a au astea anglicane a\u0219ezarea.<\/p>\n

Lumea vrea sa se vad\u0103. <\/strong>
\nFacebook, ca Facebook, dar ne mai vedem unii cu al\u021bii la un schimb de pomeni.\u00a0 Pentru al\u021bii s\u0103 se vad\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 fie vizibili \u0219i aici ar fi intrat bine ni\u0219te poze cu picioare goale \u0219i fuste zburate printre craci sau 💋 de clovni cu contrast mai mare dec\u00e2t pot eu s\u0103 trag \u00een lightroom,\u00a0 dar sunt om \u00eensurat \u0219i nu se cade s\u0103 fac poze promiscue la dame .<\/p>\n

Singurii care umbl\u0103 \u00een c\u0103ru\u021be trase de cai,\u00a0 p\u0103str\u00e2nd spiritul cu cel pu\u021bin 50 de ani \u00een urm\u0103 \u0219i caracterul original al s\u0103rb\u0103torii sunt c\u00e2teva grupuri de rudari veni\u021bi s\u0103 capete de ale gurii s\u0103 umple pungi de m\u00e2ncare 🍲 \u0219i bidoane de vin.
\nPe ei, \u00eens\u0103, nu \u00eei prive\u0219te nimeni cu ochi buni. Sunt doar ni\u0219te s\u0103raci ( mai s\u0103raci ca noi, adic\u0103)\u00a0 cer\u0219etori care stric\u0103 \u0219taiful rural <\/em>al celei mai importante s\u0103rb\u0103tori a anului.
\nC\u00e2t fariseism \u0219i c\u00e2t\u0103 denaturare ale cuvintelor domnului! <\/em>\u0218i c\u00e2t de tare ne doare \u00een pul\u0103.\u00a0 Vrei m\u00e2ncare,\u00a0 b\u0103h, s\u0103racule? La munc\u0103,\u00a0 noi am venit aici doar s\u0103 ne l\u0103ud\u0103m \u0219i sa ne sim\u021bim bine intre noi. Aproapele nostru e bine delimitat \u00een spa\u021biu.
\nIese Popa, unul t\u00e2n\u0103r pe care nu l-am primit \u00een curte cu boboteaza – nici eu nu intru la el, de\u0219i e pl\u0103tit din bani publici oricum – \u0219i \u00eentinde m\u00e2na direct, f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u0219ine, cer\u00e2nd ni\u0219te bani pentru biseric\u0103,\u00a0 cam pe ton, dac\u0103 ma \u00eentrebi pe mine: ” Haide\u021bi, haide\u021bi,\u00a0 fiecare din pu\u021binul lui.”
\nA\u0219a trebuie. Sa fii tupeist c\u00e2nd cer\u0219e\u0219ti.\u00a0 Altfel, \u00een \u021bara asta prime\u0219ti doar flegme ca suntem s\u0103tui de cer\u0219etori.<\/p>\n

\u0218i nu am \u00een\u021beles-o pe aia cu fiecare din pu\u021binul lui. P\u0103i ce, b\u0103h,\u00a0 noi suntem s\u0103raci?\u00a0 Noi am venit aici \u00een fa\u021ba bisericii s\u0103 ne l\u0103ud\u0103m ca avem pu\u021bin?\u00a0 Ba, eu vad ca lumea arat\u0103 cum c\u0103 li s-ar fi copt toate anul trecut.\u00a0 Chit c\u0103 mai arat\u0103 \u0219i lucruri mai de \u00eemprumut.<\/p>\n

Treaba e c\u0103 Popa \u0219tie el ce \u0219tie.\u00a0 \u0102ia care au mai pu\u021bin sunt prosti\u021bi ca de obicei s\u0103 dea mai mult.
\nPlec, m\u0103 retrag, c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 \u00eei stric nim\u0103nui s\u0103rb\u0103toarea.\u00a0 Nici nu vreau s\u0103 ciocnesc cu popa. Cum adic\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi ia el oul. Pai ce,\u00a0 el nu \u0219tie ca \u0219i eu am tot dou\u0103 m\u00e2ini de luat?<\/p>\n

\u00cen caz ca v\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi,\u00a0 toat\u0103 ziua am b\u0103ut 1 pahar de vin.\u00a0 Da’ bun. O lacrim\u0103 de 12 ani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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