{"id":5279,"date":"2016-05-07T18:27:57","date_gmt":"2016-05-07T16:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5279"},"modified":"2016-05-07T18:33:10","modified_gmt":"2016-05-07T16:33:10","slug":"lamentari-ale-trecutului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5279","title":{"rendered":"Lament\u0103ri ale trecutului"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A dat peste mine articolul \u0103sta <\/a> pe Facebook\u00a0 despre “vaginizarea b\u0103rbatului” <\/a> .<\/p>\n

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Pe scurt – b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie la adresa \u201emetrosexualilor\u201e \/ valului de barba\u021bi preocupa\u021bi de cum arat\u0103 \u0219i de \u00eengrijirea corporal\u0103 la fel de tare ca femeile. Ca unele femei , c\u0103 am v\u0103zut eu chiar \u0219i azi \u00een metrou una cu musta\u021ba mai mare ca a mea \u0219i alta care avea niste zulufi dubio\u0219i de zici c\u0103 o luase careva de p\u0103r \u0219i o centrifugase un pic.<\/p>\n

Adev\u0103r v\u0103 spun vou\u0103, fiilor, r\u00e2de\u021bi pe \u00eendelete \u0219i bucura\u021bi-v\u0103 acum, c\u00e2t mai pute\u021bi, \u00eenainte ca mizeriile astea care v\u0103 provoac\u0103 sc\u00e2rb\u0103 s\u0103 devin\u0103 norm\u0103 social\u0103.<\/p>\n

Voi r\u00e2de\u021bi acum de \u0103\u0219tia \u0219i e foarte bine , dar a\u021bi mai r\u00e2de \u0219i peste zece ani c\u00e2nd ei au s\u0103 fut\u0103 \u00a0femei care arat\u0103 a\u0219a:<\/p>\n

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\u00een timp ce voi:<\/p>\n

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Pentru ca astea sunt standardele. \u00a0\u00cen ziua de azi nu i-ai da nici muie uneia care are must\u0103\u021bi, cred ca suntem to\u021bi de acord? A\u0219tept desigur feministele s\u0103-mi zic\u0103 c\u0103-s un misogin libidinos. \u0102lea ur\u00e2te \u0219i grase, desigur.<\/p>\n

V\u0103 uita\u021bi cu lehamite la alea cu pieile l\u0103sate \u0219i v\u0103 bucura\u021bi c\u00e2nd se tortureaz\u0103 \u00a0alerg\u00e2nd c\u00e2te 30 de km pe zi ca s\u0103-\u0219i men\u021bina picioarele de viespe si abdomenul lipit de spate?<\/p>\n

Dar \u00a0\u021b\u00e2\u021bele? Alea nu , alea trebuie s\u0103 fie umflate, nu?<\/p>\n

Vi se scoal\u0103 pula la tocuri si la fuste pe sub care se v\u0103d bucile , nu-i a\u0219a? Sau la colan\u021bi care contureaza exact forma pizdii \u0219i parca nu a\u021bi fute-o pe una care se imbrac\u0103 a\u0219a,<\/p>\n

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Bun. \u00a0Acum , c\u0103 am stabilit asta probabil ca tata r\u00e2de dac\u0103 \u00eel intrebi de barbierit la pul\u0103, sau la subra\u021b, de tuns p\u0103r din nas, sau din urechi. \u00a0E dreptul lui , \u00a0dar are 60 deja \u0219i ultima data c\u00e2nd am verificat \u00a0nu o ardea cu ultimele \u00a0top modele, ci cu o femeie din genera\u021bia lui , \u00a0obi\u0219nuit\u0103 cu standardele lui.<\/p>\n

Ia arat\u0103-i poza asta gagic\u0103-tii \u0219i \u00eentreab-o, l-ar fute?<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103-\u021bi trece prin cap un \u201dce, b\u0103h, eu ar\u0103t a\u0219a?\u201d\u00a0<\/em> \u00ee\u021bi spun eu c\u0103 da.<\/p>\n

Nu, nu acum , ci peste 30-50 de ani. Acum , poate c\u0103 femeile din jurul t\u0103u te valideaz\u0103 a\u0219a cum e\u0219ti dar genera\u021bia care vine din urm\u0103 ar putea crede \u00a0c\u0103 e\u0219ti un porc ne\u00eengrijit , iar o gagica ce alearg\u0103 \u00a0zilnic s\u0103 se mens sana in corpore sana,\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/span> \u0219i se epileaz\u0103, \u0219i se ferchezuie\u0219te sa fie atractiv\u0103, pierz\u00e2nd juma de zi, s-ar putea s\u0103 nu mai vrea sa se fut\u0103 cu unul cu p\u0103r pe piept \u0219i pe burt\u0103 , cu \u00a0unghii de cal \u0219i pula mea, c\u0103 nu se umecteaza la aparat, cum ar veni.<\/p>\n

Aaa, femeile de 30+ de ani \u00a0\u00ee\u021bi \u0219optesc c\u0103 nu am dreptate , sau e\u0219ti femeie de 30+ \u0219i vrei s\u0103-mi zbieri c\u0103 aberez \u0219i c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi plac metrosexualii ? Aaa, pai sta\u021bi \u00a0a\u0219a c\u0103 nu e vorba de voi. C\u0103 nici b\u0103rba\u021bii de v\u00e2rsta mea nu se uit\u0103 la voi dec\u00e2t \u00een lips\u0103 de mai bine. Pe voi v\u0103 fut \u0103ia care nu g\u0103sesc \u00a0d-alea de 18-.<\/p>\n

Ce vreau s\u0103 spun , e c\u0103 nu conteaz\u0103 ce crede\u021bi voi acu, ci ce crede noul val de pizde, pentru c\u0103, ca s\u0103 le ai , trebuie sau s\u0103 fii \u00een standardele masculine ale vremii , sau s\u0103 compensezi cu oribil de mul\u021bi bani , dac\u0103 vrei \u00a0femei conforme cu standardele vremii, fire\u0219te.<\/p>\n

Zic c\u0103 s-ar putea s\u0103 fie mai u\u0219or s\u0103 v\u0103 conforma\u021bi \u00a0dec\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eembog\u0103\u021bi\u021bi subit \u0219i tare am s\u0103 r\u00e2d c\u00e2nd am s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u0103d fie suferind la pensat, fie suferind fut\u00e2nd babe. \u00cen plus , doare s\u0103 fii marginalizat c\u0103 e\u0219ti un neandertal terminat , la fel cum acum minoritarii a\u0219tia amuzan\u021bi sunt ciuca b\u0103t\u0103ilor. Dar s\u0103 \u0219ti\u0219i b\u0103, c\u0103 \u0219i acum ei le fut pe alea mai tinere , f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 decarteze la fel de mul\u021bi bani ca voi, a\u0219a cu pula lor , aia de femeie.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi, da , nici mie nu imi place s\u0103 \u00eemi pierd timpul cu d-astea, dar din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd mai fac lucr\u0103ri de \u00eentre\u021binere , c\u0103 deh , astora din neamul lui Albulescu ne intr\u0103 spr\u00e2ncenele in ochi altfel. Numai c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 conteze mult ce vreau eu atunci c\u00e2nd dup\u0103 ce strigi : \u201dCine m\u0103 vrea, m\u0103 place a\u0219aaaa!\u201d se las\u0103 pustiu \u0219i auzi greierii \u00een dep\u0103rt\u0103ri.<\/p>\n

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