{"id":5339,"date":"2016-05-15T17:31:31","date_gmt":"2016-05-15T15:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5339"},"modified":"2016-05-15T17:31:31","modified_gmt":"2016-05-15T15:31:31","slug":"duminica-nu-se-munceste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5339","title":{"rendered":"Duminica nu se munce\u0219te"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Pomii trebuiau stropi\u021bi.<br \/>\nDar st\u0103tea sa plou\u0103.&nbsp; Dac\u0103 ii stropesc \u0219i plou\u0103,&nbsp; muncesc degeaba.&nbsp; cam la Bulan, dar cu norii deasupra,&nbsp; cu \u0219anse mici.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 nu \u00eei stropesc, nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 ploua sau nu.<br \/>\nA\u0219a c\u0103 pusei m\u00e2na pe munca.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1463325925141.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1463325925141\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/wp-1463325925141.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Alt motor termic, de data asta \u00een doi timpi. M\u0103 chinui jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel pornesc.<br \/>\n\u00cen fine, eu \u00eemi f\u0103cui treaba, ploaia pe a ei.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 plecam la Bucure\u0219ti l\u0103s\u00e2nd treaba nefacuta \u0219i nu ploua, m-a\u0219 fi autoflagelat c\u0103 sunt lene\u0219.&nbsp; Acum o fac c\u0103 sunt fraier \u0219i m\u0103 cam ustur\u0103 \u0219i ochii.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 a\u0219 crede c\u0103 exist\u0103 Dumnezeu \u0219i ca el plou\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi bag\u0103 usturime \u00een ochi&nbsp; mi-a\u0219 baga pula \u00een m\u0103-sa,&nbsp; scurt!<br \/>\nDar cum nu, trebuie s\u0103 port ochelarii aia de protec\u021bie mai mult pe ochi,&nbsp; s\u0103 iau al\u021bii mai buni \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eemi aleg ziua de stropit mai bine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pomii trebuiau stropi\u021bi. Dar st\u0103tea sa plou\u0103.&nbsp; Dac\u0103 ii stropesc \u0219i plou\u0103,&nbsp; muncesc degeaba.&nbsp; cam la Bulan, dar cu norii deasupra,&nbsp; cu \u0219anse mici. Dac\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[675,571],"tags":[1165,1166],"class_list":["post-5339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-agro","category-life-log","tag-plante","tag-stropit"],"views":1424,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1o7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5340,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5339\/revisions\/5340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}