{"id":5358,"date":"2016-05-19T00:30:38","date_gmt":"2016-05-18T22:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5358"},"modified":"2016-05-19T10:19:28","modified_gmt":"2016-05-19T08:19:28","slug":"limba-romana-e-inutila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5358","title":{"rendered":"Limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 e inutil\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Da, da – nu glumesc. Am mai zis-o pe alocuri \u0219i s-au g\u0103sit c\u00e2\u021biva patriotarzi mereu s\u0103 bage \u0219i s\u0103-mi scoat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Zic asta din nou sub influen\u021ba unui articol<\/a> vag amuzant scris de Eftimie.<\/p>\n

Don’t you believe me?<\/p>\n

Hai s\u0103 o lu\u0103m de la baz\u0103.<\/p>\n

E\u0219ti strungar,\u00a0 mecanic, barman \u0219i vorbe\u0219ti doar limba rom\u00e2n\u0103.\u00a0 Care e perspectiva ta cea mai bun\u0103 ?<\/p>\n

Salariu de pana \u00een 500 de Eur pe lun\u0103, poate 700-800 cu ciubucuri,\u00a0 extra time \u231asi via\u021ba cu cacaturile tipice Rom\u00e2niei.\u00a0 \u0218pag\u0103 la medic, \u0219pag\u0103 la poli\u021bie – le \u0219ti\u021bi voi.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ai vorbi francez\u0103?\u00a0 De la 800 de Euro pe lun\u0103 \u00een sus \u0219i protec\u021bie social\u0103 din gros.
\nDac\u0103 ai vorbi german\u0103?\u00a0 De la 1200 de Eur \u00een sus,\u00a0 protec\u021bie social\u0103 \u0219i via\u021ba \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 de unde doar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti handicapat mintal te \u00eentorci \u00een Rom\u00e2nia \u00eenapoi la 500 de Eur \u0219i la lumea de aci.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 ai vorbi englez\u0103.\u00a0 B\u0103, \u00een UK e posibil sa fii un pic sclavete, ca e greu cu casele, dar oportunit\u0103\u021bile se deschid nenumarat de \u00eendat\u0103 ce vorbe\u0219ti o limb\u0103 de circula\u021bie interna\u021bional\u0103.<\/p>\n

Crede\u021bi-m\u0103,\u00a0 dac\u0103 ave\u021bi de ales vreodat\u0103 intre a \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba matematic\u0103, fizic\u0103,\u00a0 informatic\u0103,\u00a0 sau o limb\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103 de circula\u021bie interna\u021bional\u0103 merge\u021bi cu \u00eencredere pe prima op\u021biune.<\/p>\n

De la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul liceului p\u00e2n\u0103 acum vreo 3 ani a at\u00e2rnat mai greu sau la fel de mult \u00een balan\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd mi-am cautat un job faptul ca vorbesc englez\u0103 bine ( pentru un rom\u00e2n)\u00a0\u00a0 comparativ cu toate cuno\u0219tin\u021bele mele \u00een IT \u0219i orice alt domeniu profesional.\u00a0 Acum conteaz\u0103 mai pu\u021bin dar tot e obligatoriu, ba s-ar putea sa fie nevoie s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b german\u0103 ( ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eemi fie oricum ru\u0219ine ca nu am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat \u00eenc\u0103) .
\nFirma la care lucrez, angajeaz\u0103 \u00een premiera puleti.\u00a0 Adic\u0103 oameni f\u0103r\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103.\u00a0 Dar e obligatoriu s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 m\u0103car englez\u0103,\u00a0 de\u0219i german\u0103 e de preferat.
\nNu cred c\u0103 \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 cineva dac\u0103 vorbesc rom\u00e2ne\u0219te.\u00a0 Adic\u0103 interviurile se \u021bin \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te din comoditate,\u00a0 fiind f\u0103cute de rom\u00e2ni,\u00a0 dar dac\u0103 vii \u0219i spui c\u0103 nu \u0219tii rom\u00e2ne\u0219te nu ridic\u0103 nimeni m\u0103car o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103.\u00a0 Gen, a\u0219a \u0219i? Te lauzi? <\/strong>
\nPentru c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii sunt s\u0103raci,\u00a0 iar \u0103ia care nu sunt oricum vorbesc dracu’ \u0219i alt\u0103 limb\u0103.
\nAcum c\u0103 am lamurit-o cu banii din munc\u0103 hai s\u0103 ne l\u0103murim cu scrisul.<\/p>\n

S-a zis demult pe opencube cum e cu blogaritul \u00een rom\u00e2ne\u0219te,\u00a0 pe partea economic\u0103.\u00a0 La fel ca mai sus, suntem pu\u021bini \u0219i s\u0103raci,\u00a0 deci nu prea ai target.
\nBun. Dar hai s\u0103 nu ne legam de bani. S\u0103 o lu\u0103m pe partea cultural\u0103.
\nS\u0103 zicem c\u0103 eu scriu pe blogul \u0103sta \u0219i s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 pe mine m-ar citi oameni reprezentativi cultural.\u00a0 \u0218i c\u0103 mie mi-ar p\u0103sa de asta.
\nCine ar putea s\u0103 \u00eemi citeasc\u0103 mie mizeriile \u00een cazul cel mai bun, presupun\u00e2nd ca scriu ceva care s\u0103 merite citit?
\nPai care sunt litera\u021bii romani cei mai titra\u021bi?
\nDan Puric, Liiceanu,\u00a0 Ple\u0219u \u0219i C\u0103rt\u0103rescu.\u00a0 ( Generic vorbind, mai sunt \u0219i al\u021bii)
\nDan Puric e probabil\u00a0 mai \u00eencuiat dec\u00e2t mine, deci nu v\u0103d asta ca ceva remarcabil.
\nPe Liiceanu nu-l suport nicicum,\u00a0 dar e cumva semirespectabil.
\nPle\u0219u iar nu e pe placul meu, dar nu-i pot nega valoarea.
\nC\u0103rt\u0103rescu \u00eemi place,\u00a0 de\u0219i nu am citit Solenoidul ca a scris acela\u0219i Eftimie o recenzie negativa.
\n\u0218i gata! \u0102\u0219tia sunt to\u021bi \u0219i nu prea mari.
\nS\u0103 facem o paralel\u0103 cu aspira\u021biile \u0219i posibilit\u0103\u021bile dac\u0103 as scrie \u00een engleza ,\u00a0 sau\u00a0 francez\u0103?\u00a0Sau german\u0103,\u00a0 sau turc\u0103?
\n\u0218i hai s\u0103 o lu\u0103m invers.\u00a0 Pe cine pot eu s\u0103 citesc \u0219i sa m\u0103 luminez vorbind rom\u00e2ne\u0219te?
\nPai pe \u0103ia 4 de sus, blogurile de “calitate impecabila” advertoriale de la un cap la altul, click baituri \u0219i siteuri de \u0219tiri mincinoase \u0219i majoritatea triviale.
\nVreun autor important la prima m\u00e2n\u0103?\u00a0 Nu. Poate vreo traducere mediocr\u0103 a \u0103stora internationali,\u00a0 f\u0103cut\u0103 de unu care \u0219tie limba aia m\u0103car c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0219i bat\u0103 joc de o opera bun\u0103.<\/p>\n

Hai s\u0103 o d\u0103m altfel.\u00a0 Literatura \u0219i cultura nu prea m\u0103 prind, eu sunt cu \u0219tiin\u021ba \u0219i a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 \u00eemi dau, s\u0103 zicem, doctoratul \u00een bioinformatica.\u00a0 O sa citesc, carevas\u0103zic\u0103, multele pagini de tratate de bio informatic\u0103 \u0219i doctorate scrise de al\u021bi cercet\u0103tori \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 pentru a m\u0103 documenta,\u00a0 nu?\u00a0 Observa\u021bi sarcasmul.<\/p>\n

Ok, cumva \u00eemi scriu doctoratul \u00een chestia asta, sau \u00een astrofizica,\u00a0 \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103,\u00a0 \u0219i a\u0219tept m\u00e2ndru s\u0103 fiu contactat de ilu\u0219tri cercet\u0103tori \u0219i teoreticieni interna\u021bionali \u00een domeniu, m\u0103car ca s\u0103 dezbatem subiectul, dac\u0103 nu pentru vreun proiect de cercetare,\u00a0 nu?
\n\u0218i a\u0219tept,\u00a0 a\u0219tept… p\u00e2n\u0103 are s\u0103 \u00eemi creasc\u0103 barb\u0103,\u00a0 c\u0103 o s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 pulea lucrarea mea \u00een limba rom\u00e2n\u0103.
\nCa Hawking \u0219i Brian Cox asta fac \u00een timpul lor liber,\u00a0 citesc lucr\u0103ri locale scrise \u00een limba nativ\u0103,\u00a0 c\u0103 \u0219tiu ei ca aici e crema fizici mondiale.<\/p>\n

\u0218i atunci la ce folose\u0219te,\u00a0 ce faci cu ea \u00een afar\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi deplangi p\u0103rin\u021bii c\u0103 te-au n\u0103scut aci, nu \u00een \u021b\u0103rile calde?
\nPo\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eenjuri intr-o mie de feluri, po\u021bi sa scrii \u0219i s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te asculte cineva.<\/p>\n

Gute nacht!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Da, da – nu glumesc. Am mai zis-o pe alocuri \u0219i s-au g\u0103sit c\u00e2\u021biva patriotarzi mereu s\u0103 bage \u0219i s\u0103-mi scoat\u0103. Zic asta din nou…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[621,887],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","category-propaganda"],"views":2185,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1oq","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5358"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5361,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5358\/revisions\/5361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}