{"id":5362,"date":"2016-05-20T19:07:00","date_gmt":"2016-05-20T17:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5362"},"modified":"2016-05-20T19:08:28","modified_gmt":"2016-05-20T17:08:28","slug":"fb-live-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5362","title":{"rendered":"FB Live #1"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Inspirat de un coleg , merci bro!, deschid aici o sectiune noua.<\/p>\n

FB live.<\/p>\n

Da, daca te uiti pe harta live te ia greata . Nu faceti asta de dimineata .<\/p>\n

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  1. O grasa si o blonda \u00a0fumeaza in baie la scoala ( probabil la liceu si fac un live).\"Facebook\u00a0 Din ciclul : Stie, ba, tac’to ca fumezi ? \u00a0Ia uite ce baga turcaletii comentarii. Mdeh. Da , se vad nume si chestii. Publice sunt , publice le las si eu . Cand faci d-astea tre’ sa iti mai si asumi consecinte. Cat de ratat sa fii sa te ascunzi de profesori la baie ca sa fumezi , cand profesorii pot sa dea click pe liveul tau , sa faca record si sa ti-o furi disciplinar. Ma astept de maine sa vad noaptea hoti la locul faptei. Ce sa mai pui camere de supraveghere , exista facebook live.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Astea cu copii la scoala sunt din ciclul: Mai stii ba ce prost erai ?<\/p>\n

    M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc a\u0219a c\u0103 ie anu’ 2000 trecut demult<\/em>, lumea face ma\u0219ini care se conduc singure,livreaz\u0103 pizza cu drone, avem fiecare internet la purt\u0103tor, b\u0103gat \u00een telefon 📱, ne facem poze \u0219i filme 3D \u0219i 360 view, m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine ajungem pe Marte \u0219i ne deachidem vreun SRL \u0219i pe acolo, dar c\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi pe harta Facebook Live indubitabil r\u0103m\u00e2i cu impresia c\u0103 majoritatea tot maimu\u021be sunt \u0219i c\u0103 doar se bucur\u0103 de mediul \u00een care tr\u0103iesc.
    \nDac\u0103 i-ai duce acolo unde tr\u0103iesc maimu\u021bele reale, s-ar sui frumos \u00een copac, \u0219i-ar lua o 🍌 \u0219i un smoc de 🍃 \u0219i ar tr\u0103i ferici\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la ad\u00e2nci b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bi, al\u0103turi de fra\u021bii lor, f\u0103r\u0103 griji, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i pun\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri ce e aia Luna 🌚, stelele de pe cer \u0219i de ce le arat\u0103 muie de pe Marte unii care arat\u0103 c\u0103 ei.
    \nSper sincer ca omenirea s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 cu colonizarea lu’ Marte \u0219i a celorlalte planete cum a f\u0103cut cu zonele de pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt.
    \nAdic\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei lase pe alde \u0103\u0219tia de-si fac liveuri penibile pe Facebook s\u0103 stea aci \u0219i s\u0103 se laude \u00een continuare cum bea ei \u0219i fumeaz\u0103 la veceu, ca ni\u0219te adev\u0103ra\u021bi \u0219i m\u0103car pe alt\u0103 planet\u0103 s\u0103 avem o popula\u021bie care se ridic\u0103 la nivelul progresului civiliza\u021biei.<\/p>\n

    Altfel spus, dintre toate facilit\u0103\u021bile socialiste, cu educa\u021bia gratuit\u0103 \u0219i obligatorie sunt de acord. Ba, cred c\u0103 ar trebui f\u0103cut\u0103 cu b\u00e2ta. Da, \u0219tiu, Norvegia, Batman. Da\u021bi o gean\u0103 \u0219i mai vorbim pe urm\u0103.<\/p>\n

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