{"id":5391,"date":"2016-05-23T14:09:49","date_gmt":"2016-05-23T12:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5391"},"modified":"2016-05-24T06:37:00","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T04:37:00","slug":"de-ce-sunteti-bah-intrigati-de-povestea-cu-sexipharma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5391","title":{"rendered":"De ce sunte\u021bi, b\u0103h, intriga\u021bi de povestea cu Sexipharma"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Umm, hexipharma.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nebunie, inca o stire bona , mai iau si jurnalistii romani salariul la timp luna asta. Banuiesc ca e de munca maxim cu atatia care-l banuiesc pe ala, ba de inviere, mai ceva ca pe Cristos , ba ca\u00a0<em><strong>ar fi fost\u00a0<\/strong><\/em> sinucis.<\/p>\n<p>Si ce va pas\u0103, b\u0103, baie\u021bi? Cu ce schimba asta ceva pentru voi? Da-l \u00een pula mea! Dac\u0103 a murit s\u0103-i fie \u021b\u0103r\u00e2na grea \u0219i s\u0103 se sufoce tot restul mor\u021bii, dac\u0103 nu, mult noroc data viitoare.<\/p>\n<p>Influencerii societatii civile incearca sa ne tina cu ochii atintiti ca nu cumva sa nu fim pacaliti cu o diversiune. \u00a0<em>B\u0103e\u021bi, \u00a0<\/em>diversiunea e \u00een fata voastra. Ochii \u00a0la bani , va rog. Adica , cine plateste \u00a0paguba, cine si in ce imprejurari ia noul contract. D-astea.<\/p>\n<p>E drept ca mizeri<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5392\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=5392#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/niente.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"242,138\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"niente\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/niente.jpg\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5392\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/niente.jpg\" alt=\"niente\" width=\"242\" height=\"138\" \/>ile cu \u201dhai s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 a fost filat\u201d \u0219i \u201dn-a fost filat\u201d , dar \u201dpolitia \u0219i pompierii au ajuns acolo instant\u201d si &#8230; sunt amuzante, \u00eens\u0103 doar at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n<p>Ce \u00eemi face creierul s\u0103 s\u00e2ngereze e\u00a0<strong> c\u0103 v\u0103d o gloat\u0103 de oameni afecta\u021bi de faptul c\u0103 \u201dvai, am fost dezinfecta\u021bi cu apa chioara\u201d \u0219i solu\u021bii diluate \u0219i pula mea, oameni care cum r\u0103cesc cum \u00a0\u00ee\u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 ni\u0219te cioc\u0103nele de \u00a0OSCILLOCOCCINUM de la farmacie , ca s\u0103 alunge r\u0103ceala.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>B\u0103, pro\u0219tilor! N-ave\u021bi, m\u0103, dreptul s\u0103 v\u0103 indigna\u021bi c\u0103 v\u0103 infecta\u021bi \u00een spitale de la sp\u0103l\u0103turi cu sexipharma , care avea concentra\u021bii foarte mici! Serios, \u00a0fa\u021b\u0103 de homeopatele care crede\u021bi voi c\u0103 va trateaz\u0103, mizeria aia chiar avea urme de agen\u021bi antiseptici! \u00a0 Cic\u0103 gradul de diluare nu era dec\u00e2t de p\u00e2n\u0103 la 1000 de ori sub concentra\u021bia minim\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pai, prietene, toat\u0103 lumea \u0219tie c\u0103 un tratament homeopatic e cu atat mai \u201dputernic\u201d cu c\u00e2t gradul de dilu\u021bie e \u00a0mai mare, de 1\/ un miliard , sau de 1\/ 1000 de miliarde. Practic exponen\u021bialitatea \u00a0factorului de dilu\u021bie cre\u0219te propor\u021bional cu el puterea autosugestiei \u00een creierul lips\u0103 cu care este dotat pacientul.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i atunci, ce ave\u021bi cu Hexipharma \u0219i cu nenea \u0103sta?<\/p>\n<p>Ei doar au observat cum se fac banii adev\u0103ra\u021bi, nu prin munc\u0103, ci prin magie.<\/p>\n<p>Practic as putea spune chiar c\u0103 omul nu avea tupeu deloc, solu\u021bia pe care o voia el era chiar prea concentrat\u0103, cam cum e palinca\u00a0pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u021buica olteneasc\u0103 , \u00een raport cu ce ar trebui sa fie un tratament homeopatic, practic mai trebuia diluat de minim 1000 de ori, probabil c\u0103 de aia nici nu avea efect.<\/p>\n<p>Tot ce vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 spun \u00een spe\u021b\u0103 e \u201dhai sictir , drone!\u201d Dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 activeaz\u0103 cineva sunte\u021bi \u00een stare de a avea o idee \u00a0proprie justificat\u0103 de vreo logic\u0103, pe care s\u0103 o \u0219i pute\u021bi sus\u021bine?<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu, v\u0103 sf\u0103tuiesc s\u0103 \u00eei l\u0103sa\u021bi \u00een pace pe a\u0219tia. V\u0103 consuma\u021bi energia aiurea \u0219i v\u0103 vor manipula al\u021bii nemeritat \u00een varii contexte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Umm, hexipharma. &nbsp; Nebunie, inca o stire bona , mai iau si jurnalistii romani salariul la timp luna asta. 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