{"id":5399,"date":"2016-05-24T19:23:00","date_gmt":"2016-05-24T17:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5399"},"modified":"2016-05-24T19:23:32","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T17:23:32","slug":"iar-la-cec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5399","title":{"rendered":"Iar la CEC"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, din timp in timp ajung pe la <a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=1256\">CEC<\/a>. \u00cen principiu cu acelea\u0219i probleme, legate de pa\u0219apoarte. <a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=480\">M-am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat deja cu ei.<\/a>\u00a0Le \u0219tiu\u00a0<em> melicurile,\u00a0<\/em> \u0219i obiceiurile locale \u0219i m\u0103 conformez c\u0103 nu am timp de pierdut, dar ei nu \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00a0m\u0103 uimeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>La 9 fara un sfert eram la u\u0219\u0103. \u00a0Ei deschid la 9. Se formase deja coada comunist\u0103 . Nu eram multi , vreo 10. Totu\u0219i , nu am mai v\u0103zut demult coad\u0103 de 10 persoane. Lumea vrea sau s\u0103 i\u0219i pl\u0103teaxa taxe de pa\u0219aport , sau \u00a0de numere ro\u0219ii\/ inmatriculare la ma\u0219ini , sau s\u0103 i\u0219i ridice pensia.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t st\u0103team ca vita la coada, vine unu care dup\u0103 onomatopei, pseudo accent \u0219i atitudine p\u0103rea un c\u0103p\u0219unar d-ala fals. Adic\u0103 d-\u0103la care e plecat la munca \u00een C\u0103p\u0219unaria, dar se \u00eentoarce de la furat. \u00a0Se duce drept la u\u0219\u0103, normal, coada e \u00a0pentru\u00a0<em>fraeri, #<\/em>respekt #bo$$. Trage de u\u0219\u0103 ca o maimu\u021b\u0103. Mai trage, \u00a0nu cite\u0219te programul , se uit\u0103 la \u0103\u0219tia care st\u0103m acolo alinia\u021bi ca pro\u0219tii care, normal, a\u0219teptam acolo \u0219i nu intram doar pentru c\u0103 suntem fraieri, \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 bossy :<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>E \u00eenchis, m\u0103?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Normal, nu \u00eei r\u0103spunde nimeni .Ce s\u0103-i r\u0103spunzi \u00een afar\u0103 de o flegm\u0103 \u00een ochi. \u00a0Se uit\u0103 pe afi\u0219ul cu programul \u0219i exclam\u0103:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ai dracu, \u0219i a\u0219tia sunt la program, b\u0103h!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Dup\u0103 care pleac\u0103 vorbind la smartfornul spart \u0219i stins.<\/p>\n<p>Eram al 4lea la coad\u0103. Erau 2 ghi\u0219ee pentru pa\u0219apoarte \u00eenauntru. La 9 fix a deschis. Am intrat toti, iar dup\u0103 \u00a0separarea cozii de un r\u00e2nd la doua ghi\u0219ee, tot al 4lea eram. Deh, matematic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>M-am a\u0219ezat strategic la acela\u0219i ghi\u0219eu ca acum 2 ani , aceea\u0219i casier\u0103, \u0219i mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 dec\u00e2t data trecut\u0103, i-a c\u0103zut un dinte din fa\u021b\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 cu aceea\u0219i r\u0103bdare. \u0218i vitez\u0103 lips\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Banca CEC nu \u00ee\u021bi \u00eencaseaz\u0103 doar bani pentru servicii publice. \u00ce\u021bi face \u0219i consultan\u021b\u0103 de care, la institu\u021biile publice s-ar putea s\u0103 nu ai parte. \u00a0Cel pu\u021bin a\u0219a e acolo.<\/p>\n<p>Prima femeie care achita taxe de pa\u0219aport. Da taxe, ca\u00a0<em> e mai multe.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Vreau s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc taxa de pa\u0219aport temporar.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(casiera \u00eei spune c\u00e2t face \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103:)<\/p>\n<p>-\u0102sta care e valabil 1 an, nu ?<\/p>\n<p>-Aaa, nu! Cum 1 an? 5! zice femeia ofuscat\u0103. Normal , doar nu pl\u0103te\u0219ti 250 de lei pentru un an.<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, at\u00e2t e valabil \u0103la temporar! 5 ani e doar \u0103la electronic. Nu vre\u021bi mai bine d-\u0103la?<\/p>\n<p>Femeia nu \u0219tie ce s\u0103 zic\u0103. Parc\u0103 ar vrea.<\/p>\n<p>-Mp\u0103i, da, pe 5 ani a\u0219 vrea , c\u0103 e scump.<\/p>\n<p>Dar casiera e vigilent\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i c\u00e2nd pleca\u021bi din \u021bar\u0103? C\u0103 \u0103sta electronic \u00a0nu e gata \u00een aceea\u0219i zi, dureaz\u0103 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. \u0102sta temporar \u00eel pute\u021bi lua ast\u0103zi!<\/p>\n<p>Bine , asta daca \u0219i reu\u0219este s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 taxa p\u00e2n\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz. Dar femeia \u0219tie de ce a venit:<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, azi \u00eel vreau , plec \u00een trei zile&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Dac\u0103 mai putea\u021bi a\u0219tepta 2 s\u0103pt\u0103mani&#8230; spune doamna casier\u0103 , plin\u0103 de compasiune.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai sunt sigur dac\u0103 m\u0103 aflu la CEC sau la sec\u021bia pa\u0219apoarte. \u00cen fine cl\u0103mp\u0103ne acolo \u00a0h\u00e2rtiile alea pentru urm\u0103toarele 5 minute .<\/p>\n<p>Timp \u00een care \u00eel aud pe unul la alt\u0103 coad\u0103 cum rage eroic, c\u0103 ce se mi\u0219c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eencet , c\u0103 el are treab\u0103 , c\u0103 ne \u021bin ca pe vite la u\u0219\u0103, c\u0103 el i\u0219i bag\u0103 pula \u00een programul lor de la 9. Gardianul pe care \u00eel pot bate \u0219i legat la m\u00e2ini merge la el \u0219i \u00eel potole\u0219te. \u0218i \u00eel a\u0219eaz\u0103 la alt\u0103 coada. Altul, \u00een locul lui,\u00a0<em>bocifereaz\u0103 ,<\/em> un pensionar:<\/p>\n<p>-Eu credeam c\u0103 asta e banca noastra ! Ce e cu lipsa asta de respect!<\/p>\n<p>Nu pot transpune \u00een cuvinte \u00a0tonul cu care mo\u0219ul \u00ee\u0219i depl\u00e2ngea desconsiderarea pe care i-o poarta operatorii b\u0103ncii , dar \u00eel \u0219ti\u021bi voi, \u0103la tremurat, cu nod \u00een g\u00e2t \u0219i iz de limb\u0103 acr\u0103. Respect, p\u0103i da! Nu eram l\u00e2ng\u0103 el , dar la cum era \u00eembracat a\u0219 putea paria c\u0103 era doar un pensionar \u00eempu\u021bit pe care \u00eel suferi ca pe mucegai, doar de nevoie. \u00cen fine, casiera proceseaz\u0103 taxa primului client \u0219i trece la consilierea unui cuplu care doreau \u0219i ei acela\u0219i lucru.<\/p>\n<p>La coada cealalt\u0103 v\u0103d un nene \u00eentr-un tricou albastru, foarte relaxat. M\u0103 \u00eentreb de ce nu m-am a\u0219ezat acolo.<\/p>\n<p>Vine un mo\u0219 care se bag\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba mea \u0219i a \u00eenc\u0103 unuia , imediat \u00een spatele cuplului. \u00a0Dau s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreb:<\/p>\n<p>-Bai nene!<\/p>\n<p>Mi-o taie scurt cu :<\/p>\n<p>-Eu am mai fost!<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u00e2nd dracului a mai fost c\u0103 de abia ce se deschise banca, m\u0103 rog de 10 minute deja , dar totu\u0219i \u0219i \u00eei spun \u0219i eu scurt:<\/p>\n<p>-\u0218i eu am mai fost, cel pu\u021bin de 2 ori!<\/p>\n<p>Casiera mi-o taie cu scurt cu :<\/p>\n<p>-L\u0103sa\u021bi-l pe domnul, c\u0103 a mai fost.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i pula mea, dac\u0103 zice \u0219i casiera c\u0103 a mai fost , ce s\u0103 mai! \u00cel las. \u00cei termin\u0103 pe \u0103ia \u0219i \u00eencepe cu mo\u0219ul care voia s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 o tax\u0103 pentru o evaluare, efectuat\u0103 de un expert \u0219i \u00eei spune casierei despre cum trebuie s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 el evaluarea pentru o contesta\u021bie de calcul de pensii pentru o vechime care nu \u00eei e recunoascut\u0103. Avea pe o h\u00e2rtie cam tot ce trebuie pentru plata aia . Dar nu. Casiera \u00eei cere \u0219i celelalte h\u00e2rtii \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 ce \u0219i cum. \u0218i \u00eencepe s\u0103 spun\u0103 el cum nu i-au recunoscut aia de la casa de pensii o vechime de 5 ani de prin anii 60 \u0219i cum a f\u0103cut el contesta\u021bie cu un act \u0219i un martor \u0219i pula mea, c\u0103 m\u0103 pierd \u00een eter \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc:<em> B\u0103, ce bine era s\u0103 m\u0103 fi a\u0219ezat la coada cealalt\u0103 unde e domnul cu tricou albastru.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u0218i observ cum \u0103ia din spatele meu se \u00eenghesuie \u00een mine cu gurile c\u0103scate s\u0103 aud\u0103 ei povestea \u0219i \u00eempins cu for\u021ba \u00een curul aluia din fa\u021ba mea, care \u00eei face marcaj str\u00e2ns mo\u0219ului, observ cum scrie pe o tabl\u0103: \u201d<strong>P\u0103stra\u021bi limita discre\u021biei!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i m\u0103 \u00eentreb cum dracului s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 a\u0219tia fine\u021bea din sintagma asta. \u00cen fond in dic\u021bionar e vorba despre un pic altfel.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/dexonline.ro\/definitie\/discre%C8%9Bie\"><em><b>DISCR\u00c9\u021aIE<\/b> <abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"substantiv feminin\">s. f.<\/abbr> <b>1.<\/b> \u00censu\u0219irea de a fi discret. \u25ca <abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"expresie\">Expr.<\/abbr> A p\u0103stra discre\u021bia = a nu r\u0103sp\u00e2ndi o \u0219tire, a nu divulga un secret \u00eencredin\u021bat. \u2666 Rezerv\u0103 \u00een atitudine, re\u021binere \u00een vorbe \u0219i \u00een fapte. <b>2.<\/b> <abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"figurat\">Fig.<\/abbr> Calitatea de a nu atrage aten\u021bia, de a nu \u0219oca (prin aspect). <b>3.<\/b> (<abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"familiar\">Fam.<\/abbr>; \u00een <abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"locu\u021biune adverbial\u0103\">loc. adv.<\/abbr> \u0219i <abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"expresie\">expr.<\/abbr>) La discre\u021bie = f\u0103r\u0103 nicio restric\u021bie, din bel\u0219ug. La discre\u021bia cuiva = la dispozi\u021bia cuiva. [<abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"variant\u0103\">Var.<\/abbr>: (<abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"\u00eenvechit\">\u00eenv.<\/abbr>) <b>discre\u021bi\u00fane<\/b> <abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"substantiv feminin\">s. f.<\/abbr>] \u2013 Din <abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"limba francez\u0103\">fr.<\/abbr> <b>discr\u00e9tion,<\/b> <abbr class=\"abbrev\" title=\"limba latin\u0103\">lat.<\/abbr><b>discretio, -onis.<\/b> <\/em><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 discre\u021bia \u00een cazul \u0103sta nu e deloc un cuv\u00e2nt bine ales. O aten\u021bionare corect\u0103 pentru oamenii de acolo ar fi :<\/p>\n<p>\u201d<em><strong>V\u0103 rug\u0103m s\u0103 p\u0103stra\u021bi 50 de cm \u00eentre dumneavoastra \u0219i persoana din fa\u021b\u0103, \u00een caz contrar punem gardianul s\u0103 v\u0103 bat\u0103. \u0102la de afar\u0103 care p\u0103ze\u0219te ma\u0219ina cu bani, nu pe mo\u0219ul \u0103sta de pe scaun!<\/strong><\/em>\u201d \u0218i s\u0103 trag\u0103 dungi pe podea din 50 \u00een 50 de cm .<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a \u00eemi p\u0103rea r\u0103u c\u0103 nu m\u00e2ncasem nimic seara , prin urmare nu puteam s\u0103 trag o b\u0103\u0219ina nuclear\u0103 , ultima solu\u021bie de a-\u021bi face loc \u00eentre olteni. A\u0219a c\u0103 am suferit \u00een t\u0103cere. Data viitoare m\u0103n\u00e2nc fasole , varz\u0103 \u0219i usturoi \u00eenainte de a merge la CEC. Cu o can\u0103 de lapte acru.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fine, dup\u0103 mai bine de 10 minute \u00ee\u0219i termin\u0103 mo\u0219ul spe\u021ba \u0219i casiera fi\u0219a de depunere \u0219i trece la ultimul din fa\u021ba mea. Iar consiliere , iar m\u0103 uit la coada al\u0103turat\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel v\u0103d tot pe \u0103la \u00een tricou albastru , moment \u00een care zic, rom\u00e2ne\u0219te:<\/p>\n<p>-Hopaa, stai c\u0103 nu e r\u0103u, aici totu\u0219i se mi\u0219c\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>\u00centre timp, \u00eel v\u0103d pe un fost profesor, nu \u0219tiu ce caut\u0103 acolo, a\u0219 merge s\u0103-l salut \u0219i s\u0103-i fut un picior \u00een gur\u0103, dar nu las eu r\u00e2ndul pentru asta. Am venit cu un scop aici!<\/p>\n<p>E r\u00e2ndul meu,\u00een final. \u00a0Am totul pregatit, nu vreau s\u0103 fac conversa\u021bie dar nu am de ales. \u00centind actele copiilor \u00een mu\u021benie , scap printre din\u021bi doar faptul c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc doua pa\u0219apoarte simple electronice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Deci nu temporare?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, pe cinci ani!<\/p>\n<p>Ah , am gre\u0219it \u00een \u00eencercarea de a de a fi succint si clar. E totul pierdut&#8230; Casiera:<\/p>\n<p>-Ca\u021bi ani au copiii ?<\/p>\n<p>Dezamagit, \u00eei r\u0103spund. \u0218tiu deja ce urm\u0103re\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, atunci e pe trei ani! Pe cinci ani e de la&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Da. \u00eei raspund \u00a0scurt, minimal, \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 se opre\u0219te. Se opre\u0219te. Aia doi din spate se trag \u00eenc\u0103 mai aproape de mine. Se uit\u0103 \u00een actele mele , se uit\u0103 \u00een ce scrie casiera. Ma \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>-C\u00e2t mai e taxa la asta?<\/p>\n<p>Nu zic nimic. \u0218tiu , dar dau din umeri. \u00cemi vine s\u0103-i plesnesc. Normal, le r\u0103spunde casiera. Nicio problema nu pleac\u0103 de aici nerezolvat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centreab\u0103 peste um\u0103rul meu c\u00e2nd e gata ( pa\u0219aportul). Le spune casiera c\u0103 \u00een doua s\u0103ptamani. Aud glume oltene\u0219ti de autobaz\u0103 cu:<\/p>\n<p>-\u0102\u0103\u0103 , p\u0103i dac\u0103 dureaz\u0103 at\u00e2ta mai bine nu mai plec, b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Hai, b\u0103, acas\u0103 , \u00eei zice celalalt r\u00e2zand. Ce mai st\u0103m aici?<\/p>\n<p>-Hhhai, dreacu, r\u0103spunde celalalt, \u00a0ne ia o c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103 de bani \u0219i ne\u00a0<em>\u021bine\u00a0<\/em> s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni.<\/p>\n<p>Platitudini pe care le-a\u0219 putea continua \u0219i singur \u00eenc\u0103 dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u0219i care doar pe ei pot s\u0103 \u00ee\u00ee amuze. \u00a0Pe mine m\u0103 amuz\u0103 faptul \u00a0c\u0103 la coada cealalt\u0103 e tot \u0103la cu tricou albastru, adic\u0103 , p\u00e2n\u0103 la urma am ales\u00a0<strong><em>r\u0103ul mai mic,\u00a0<\/em><\/strong> tipic pentru rom\u00e2ni, dar nu r\u00e2d!<\/p>\n<p>Nu de frica \u0103luia , dar mi-e s\u0103 nu cread\u0103 a\u0219tia c\u0103 r\u00e2d la glumele lor \u0219i s\u0103 o lungeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fine, \u00eemi d\u0103 chitan\u021bele \u0219i pot s\u0103 merg la pa\u0219apoarte dup\u0103 34 de minute! \u00a0Plus 15 de a\u0219teptat s\u0103 deschid\u0103. Fuck my life!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103 c\u00e2nd am plecat de acolo, \u00een spatele meu era o coada de minim 10 persoane. Aveau to\u021bi fe\u021be cam ca \u0103sta de mai jos . \u0218tiau c\u0103 \u00eei a\u0219teapt\u0103 ore grele de consiliere.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5400\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=5400#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/angry.gif\" data-orig-size=\"268,202\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"angry\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/angry.gif\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5400\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/angry.gif\" alt=\"angry\" width=\"268\" height=\"202\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, din timp in timp ajung pe la CEC. \u00cen principiu cu acelea\u0219i probleme, legate de pa\u0219apoarte. 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