{"id":5497,"date":"2016-06-03T15:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-03T13:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5497"},"modified":"2016-06-03T15:02:06","modified_gmt":"2016-06-03T13:02:06","slug":"electorala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5497","title":{"rendered":"Electoral\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Nu. Nu v\u0103 spun cu cine s\u0103 vota\u021bi. Mai ales ca nu votez unde votati voi.<\/p>\n<p>Ieseam de la metrou \u00a0si erau d-astia cu ziare de campanie electorale. \u00a0Ma abordeaza unul cu \u201dDoriti cu domnul Turcescu ?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, nu doresc nimic cu domnul Turcescu, multumesc.<\/p>\n<p>Altul de langa:<\/p>\n<p>-Atunci, sa v-o dau pe doamna Firea!<\/p>\n<p>Ma eschivez dar :<\/p>\n<p>-Nu vre\u021bi cu Doamna Firea?<\/p>\n<p>Ma cam rastesc la om ( castile in\u00a0urechi):<\/p>\n<p>-Bah, e cam batrana pentru mine, dar nu asta e problema, ci ca-s insurat, hai lasa-ma!<\/p>\n<p>Un trecator aleator:<\/p>\n<p>-Ai dracu, vreti toti s-o futeti pe Firea , dar va fute ea pe voi.<\/p>\n<p>Mdeh. Nu stiu ce sa zic. \u00a0Nu zic nimic, ci plec in timp ce promoterul i-o da altcuiva , probabil unu mai fara obligatii.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru ca e campanie , nu imi permit sa share-ui asta pe facebook. Bine, e vorba de imaginea de mai jos , dar am sa mint ca e ca sa nu va influentez.<\/p>\n<p>Imaginea nu e editata de mine. Am gasit-o <a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-tfWdwtVS8v4\/U6r-8xQct7I\/AAAAAAAAAGM\/JmtyyQ5uvzo\/s1600\/antena+1.jpg\">aici<\/a>. \u00a0Mai sunt pe google gramada, \u00a0banuiesc ca multa lume <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.ro\/search?q=Firea+porno&amp;source=lnms&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=0ahUKEwj4rOO-84vNAhVIuBQKHeWRBJIQ_AUIBygB&amp;biw=1777&amp;bih=812&amp;dpr=0.9\">vrea cu Firea<\/a>. Din pacate, momentan, e cu <em>lucky bastard<\/em> Pandele.<\/p>\n<p>Ce vrei, pe vremuri lumea voia cu Petre Roman. La vremuri noi , oameni noi.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-tfWdwtVS8v4\/U6r-8xQct7I\/AAAAAAAAAGM\/JmtyyQ5uvzo\/s1600\/antena+1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-tfWdwtVS8v4\/U6r-8xQct7I\/AAAAAAAAAGM\/JmtyyQ5uvzo\/s1600\/antena+1.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu. Nu v\u0103 spun cu cine s\u0103 vota\u021bi. Mai ales ca nu votez unde votati voi. Ieseam de la metrou \u00a0si erau d-astia cu ziare&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[170],"tags":[1197],"class_list":["post-5497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politice","tag-cu-firea"],"views":1538,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1qF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5497"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5499,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5497\/revisions\/5499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}