{"id":5503,"date":"2016-06-04T15:57:42","date_gmt":"2016-06-04T13:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5503"},"modified":"2016-06-05T14:33:13","modified_gmt":"2016-06-05T12:33:13","slug":"flori-si-pesti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5503","title":{"rendered":"Flori \u0219i pe\u0219ti"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>A\u0219 fi vrut s\u0103 merg la pe\u0219te,&nbsp; dar plou\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi e sc\u00e2rb\u0103&nbsp; s\u0103 zg\u00e2rii dup\u0103 rame \u00een b\u0103legarul n\u0103molos.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219tept s\u0103 se lumineze.<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 atunci ma uit prin gr\u0103din\u0103.&nbsp; Dac\u0103 numeri buchetele de flori cumparate nevestei ai zice c\u0103 sunt alergic la ele. De fapt \u00eemi plac.&nbsp; Alea vii.<br \/>\nMai ales &#x1f339; rozele.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465044345217.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1465044345217\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465044345217.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465044366341.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1465044366341\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465044366341.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120715076.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1465120715076\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120715076.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120733727.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1465120733727\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120733727.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120750700.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1465120750700\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120750700.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120774035.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1465120774035\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120774035.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120791910.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1465120791910\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120791910.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120817453.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1465120817453\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465120817453.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nEh, fusei \u0219i la pe\u0219te pe urm\u0103.  Chit ca e prohibi\u021bie \u00eenc\u0103 2 zile, dar cic\u0103 la mime \u00een sat e voie. A dat prim\u0103ria voie inclusiv la setcareala \u00een prohibi\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p>Ocazie cu care copilul mare prinse cel mai mare pe\u0219te.  Avea o palm\u0103. De-a copilului.  \u0218i f\u0103cu prima baie \u00een Olt.  Cu tot cu haine.<br \/>\nNoroc cu <strike>salvamarii<\/strike> pompierii de serviciu c\u0103 erau la datorie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A\u0219 fi vrut s\u0103 merg la pe\u0219te,&nbsp; dar plou\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi e sc\u00e2rb\u0103&nbsp; s\u0103 zg\u00e2rii dup\u0103 rame \u00een b\u0103legarul n\u0103molos. A\u0219tept s\u0103 se lumineze. 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