{"id":5539,"date":"2016-06-08T19:42:09","date_gmt":"2016-06-08T17:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5539"},"modified":"2016-06-08T20:30:52","modified_gmt":"2016-06-08T18:30:52","slug":"povesti-cu-bani-pierduti-la-metrou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5539","title":{"rendered":"Pove\u0219ti cu bani pierdu\u021bi la metrou"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Am citit articolul din Republica ( muie, b\u0103, CTP, c\u0103 era s\u0103 uit) cu\u00a0tanti contributoarea care a g\u0103sit o geant\u0103 de bani \u0219i ce frumos au fost returna\u021bi banii \u0103ia. Uite \u00a0link<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Serios , e cumva pl\u0103cut s\u0103 vezi<\/del>\u00a0crezi c\u0103 \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 s\u0103rac\u0103, lucrurile pot func\u021biona m\u0103car pe alocuri , onest \u0219i cinstit, mai ales c\u0103 eu , fiind lipsit de empatie \u0219i scrupule, nu am vreo problem\u0103 \u00een a \u00een\u021belege dac\u0103 cineva bag\u0103 banii la poznar<\/em> \u0219i-\u0219i vede de treaba. De\u0219i la metrou sunt camere , e cu risc , cu plm.<\/p>\n

Oricum, e posibil ca banii sa zboare \u00een pul\u0103 cu satelitul \u0219i nici m\u0103car nu ma indigneaz\u0103 ideea, cum s-a \u0219i \u00eent\u00e2mplat de altfel \u00een cazul meu, c\u0103 despre asta vreau s\u0103 spun.\u00a0 C\u0103 nu \u00een toate cazurile c\u00e2inii i\u0219i poart\u0103 covrigii \u00een coad\u0103. Uneori le e foame \u0219i-i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gen , povestea mea:<\/p>\n

\u00cen anul de gra\u021bie 2010, sau poate 2011, nu mai \u0219tiu sigur, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103 mergeam acas\u0103 cu metroul , a\u0219ezat l\u00e2ng\u0103 un coleg , blodog\u0103rind. \u00a0Lipsa mea de grij\u0103 pentru obiectele mele personale e epic\u0103 ,iar \u00a0dac\u0103 nu a\u0219 fi avut colegi , nevast\u0103, fra\u021bi , p\u0103rin\u021bi , \u00a0sau dac\u0103 ar fi to\u021bi a\u0219a de duri-n-puli\u0219ti ca mine, a\u0219 umbla mai \u00een toate zilele \u00een pula goal\u0103.
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Practic la sta\u021bia de cobor\u00e2re , am salutat omul, \u00a0m-am ridicat \u0219i am plecat , portofelul cobor\u00e2nd din buzunar pe scaunul pe care st\u0103tusem. \u00a0De\u0219i portofelul cu pricina z\u0103cea zi lumin\u0103 pe birou la munc\u0103 peste sau pe sub mii de foi \u0219i alte chestii de birou, practic , intr-una din 3 seri \u00eel uitam acolo , iar \u00eentr-una din 5 m\u0103 \u0219i intorceam dup\u0103 el – colegul care l-a observat habar nu a avut c\u0103 e al meu, nici nu s-a gandit la asta , dat fiind c\u0103 nu l-a vazut imediat ce am plecat, ci mai t\u00e2rziu. \u00a0A \u00eentrebat \u00een st\u00e2nga , \u00een dreapta , bah , nici m\u0103car nu l-a deschis , c\u0103 \u0219tia cum m\u0103 cheam\u0103 \u0219i aveam acolo , buletin , permis auto \u0219i carduri bancare , ci l-a \u00eenm\u00e2nat unui gardian la metrou. C\u0103 a zis , c\u0103 cum s\u0103 bage el m\u00e2na \u00een portofel , lol.<\/p>\n

Ca o floare, \u00a0diminea\u021ba nu-mi g\u0103seam nu \u0219tiu ce card, am zis plm e \u00een portofel. Cum nu \u00eemi g\u0103seam portofelul , am zis , plm, 80% \u0219anse s\u0103 fie la birou, deci am plecat la munc\u0103. \u00a0Neg\u0103sindu-l pe birou am sim\u021bit c\u0103 se \u00eengroa\u0219\u0103 un pic gluma \u0219i ca m\u0103 ia cu transpira\u021bii \u0219i cu asfixie.<\/p>\n

Ah , nu de bani era vorba, aveam ceva sum\u0103 de nimic, 40-50 de lei maxim ( nu \u021bineam banii \u00een portofel pe atunci, acum mai \u021bin o sut\u0103-doua de lei ( adic\u0103 tot cashul din cas\u0103 \ud83d\ude42 \u00a0, dar nu mai circul \u00a0prin lume) ), nici nu \u00eemi aduc aminte, cardurile le-am anulat oricum , ci de acte. Ca om care am pierdut buletinul de 2 ori \u0219i permisul auto tot la fel \u0219tiu ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 umbli dup\u0103 acte toma \u00a0h\u0103t, la mama dracului unde am eu domiciliul \u00a0( c\u0103 atunci nu\u00a0aveam job a\u0219a flexibil s\u0103 \u00a0pot lucra de oriunde , aveam \u0219i doua joburi full-time, plm , futai).<\/p>\n

Colegul , probabil v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 m\u0103 cam agit m-a \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 nu am pierdut cumva un portofel.<\/p>\n

-Dar cum nu! Unde e?<\/p>\n

Mi-a zis c\u0103 nu \u0219tie, c\u0103 l-a l\u0103sat la paza metroului , care l-a dus la poli\u021bia metroului…probabil. S\u0103-\u021bi bagi pula, mi se albea p\u0103rul v\u0103z\u00e2nd cu ochii…<\/p>\n

\u00cen afara de whatthefuck-ul inerent, gen ce dracului i-o fi trecut prin cap s\u0103-l dea aluia \u0219i nu s\u0103 se uite \u00een el , plm , am concis c\u0103 mai au \u0219i al\u021bii dreptul s\u0103-i doar\u0103 \u00een pul\u0103 la fel ca pe mine \u0219i am sunat la Politia de la Metrorex. Dap , \u00eel aveau \u0219i voiau s\u0103 \u00eel trimit\u0103 la adresa de domiciliu.<\/p>\n

M-am \u00eenfiin\u021bat frumos la dumnealor , care mi-au \u00eenapoiat actele , \u00a0– mul\u021bumesc frumos domnii poli\u021bi\u0219ti! – \u0219i au \u021binut s\u0103 precizeze c\u0103 n-au g\u0103sit niciun ban \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i c\u0103 dac\u0103 eu cred c\u0103 am avut , trebuie s\u0103 dau o declara\u021bie ,s\u0103-l cheme pe paznicul de la metrou, s\u0103 \u00a0plm , investiga\u021bie.<\/p>\n

Gen, pentru 40 de lei sau c\u00e2t or fi fost acolo ? Ete pula! Da, m\u0103 b\u0103ie\u021bi, n-am avut niciun ban , mul\u021bumesc \u0219i la revedere.<\/p>\n

Ca idee, nu n-a\u0219 crede nici b\u0103tut ca poli\u021bia care scrie procese verbale sustrage bani de dou\u0103 cafele din portofele , sau c\u0103 colegul meu, care c\u00e2\u0219tiga mai mult ca mine, care c\u0103\u0219tigam mai mult dec\u00e2t restul vagonului de metrou se uita la banii \u0103ia ( a\u0219 fi tentat s\u0103-i numesc m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219 , dar mai ieri i-am explicat nevestei c\u0103 h\u00e2rtiile de 10 lei nu se numesc m\u0103runt, ci doar h\u00e2rtii de 10 lei!) \u0219i m\u0103 doare fix \u00een pul\u0103 c\u0103 un gardian , mort de foame , pus acolo s\u0103 \u00eei ajute pe cet\u0103\u021beni a luat banii \u0103ia. E un motiv bun pentru care nu umblu cu mul\u021bi bani dup\u0103 mine, fix ca s\u0103 \u00eemi permit s\u0103 m\u0103 doar\u0103 \u00een cur.<\/p>\n

Spun doar c\u0103, la fel ca \u00een filmul cu BD<\/a>, ale c\u0103rui replici sunt \u0219i \u00een materialul din link. doar \u00een 1 din 4 cazuri se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 acte de onestitate , iar aia e fix a\u0219a, de imagine, pentru exemplificare , cum ar trebui s\u0103 fie.<\/p>\n

\u00a0 P\u00e2n\u0103 una-alta ave\u021bi-v\u0103 grij\u0103 de lucruri\u00a0 mai bine dec\u00e2t mine , c\u0103 cel mai probabil dac\u0103-i pierde\u021bi, du\u0219i sunt. Nu crede\u021bi utopii citite \u00een articole de ziar , c\u0103 nu to\u021bi g\u0103sitorii sunt jurnali\u0219ti.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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