{"id":5568,"date":"2016-06-11T09:35:58","date_gmt":"2016-06-11T07:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5568"},"modified":"2016-06-11T09:56:16","modified_gmt":"2016-06-11T07:56:16","slug":"fotbalul-e-frumos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5568","title":{"rendered":"Fotbalul e frumos"},"content":{"rendered":"
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De c\u00e2nd m-am vindecat de el.<\/p>\n

Dap, v\u0103zui meciul cu Rom\u00e2nia.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Auzeam pe strad\u0103 oameni sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u0103 ne batura francejii. Nu \u0219tiu pe voi, dar pe mine nu m\u0103 b\u0103tu niciunul. Ba,\u00a0 ultima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd m-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu franceji acas\u0103 la ei au dat de b\u0103ut . Cineva ar putea crede c\u0103 nu \u00eemi place fotbalul dac\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103 c\u00e2t de rar m\u0103 uit sau c\u00e2t de rar joc.
\nMa rog, mi se rupe de campionate \u0219i de cine c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103.\u00a0 E irelevant. De jucat nu am mai jucat aproape un an ca nu am cu cine. Sunt mai pu\u021bini amici cu care m\u0103 pot \u00eent\u00e2lni \u00een acela\u0219i timp dec\u00e2t sunt\u00a0 necesari pentru o echip\u0103 de fotbal de sal\u0103 \u0219i majoritatea nici nu joac\u0103 jocul.
\nPlus spiritul meu de echip\u0103 combinat cu mizantropia m\u0103 fac candidat perfect pentru 🎾 tenis. La perete.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd eram mai t\u00e2n\u0103r eram mai prost, ca to\u021bi \u0103ia pe care ii vad \u0219i acum suferind \u00een timp ce privesc un meci.
\nL\u0103s\u00e2nd la o parte ca acum nu mai \u0219tiu nici juc\u0103torii \u0219i c\u0103 nu v\u0103d niciun motiv pentru a-i \u0219ti \u00eemi e indiferent c\u0103 unu scap\u0103 mingea,\u00a0 sau ca Tatarusanu ( pe \u0103sta \u00eel \u0219tiu)\u00a0 apar\u0103 de pe linia por\u021bii, iar c\u00e2nd iese \u0219i-o cam fur\u0103.\u00a0 Cam a\u0219a a fost mereu, de ce m-a\u0219 sup\u0103ra pe el.
\nAveam c\u00e2ndva impresia c\u0103 \u0103ia sunt acolo pentru mine \u0219i mi se p\u0103rea, cumva, c\u0103 nu se ridic\u0103 la nivelul meu de exigenta \u0219i c\u0103 ar avea obliga\u021bia s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige.\u00a0 \u0218i c\u0103 eu am obliga\u021bia s\u0103 m\u0103 uit.
\nNot anymoore!\u00a0 M-am uitat acum c\u0103 era pe Prosteve HD \u0219i c\u0103 oricum pl\u0103tesc cablul \u0103la \u0219i nu m-am uitat 20 de minute la televizor luna asta. Vedeam lume \u00een diverse locuri care cautau streamuri dispera\u021bi s\u0103 vad\u0103 meciul. Hahaha, pe baza aia n-a\u0219 \u0219ti cine c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 campionatul.
\nNu mi se mai pare c\u0103 arbitrul ne fur\u0103, s\u0103-l futem \u00een gur\u0103 \u0219i chiar dac\u0103 o face nu e nici o miz\u0103 pentru mine. Dac\u0103 le da \u0103lora penalty e foarte bine, hai s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 apar\u0103 Tatarusanu.
\nDac\u0103 le d\u0103 rom\u00e2nilor,\u00a0 iar e bine, hai s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 se caca Stancu pe el
\nSerios,\u00a0 m\u0103 distra c\u00e2nd \u00eel vedeam asear\u0103 crispat, p\u0103rea c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i tine cu greu sfincterele \u00eenchise \u0219i pot s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg asta. Pentru ei, \u00een teren,e o miz\u0103.  Dar nu pentru mine.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 pierd,  dac\u0103 nu se calific\u0103,  dac\u0103 sunt elimina\u021bi,  dac\u0103 se accidenteaz\u0103?  Don’t caaare! Dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d un meci de fotbal \u0219i Rom\u00e2nia nu joac\u0103,  nu e bai, m\u0103 uit la al\u021bii cu aceea\u0219i relaxare \u0219i impar\u021bialitate cu care am f\u0103cut-o \u00een ultimii zece ani.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 joac\u0103 prost? E fix treaba lor, b\u0103.  Eu \u00eenchid teveul \u0219i m\u0103 uit la altceva dac\u0103 nu \u00eemi place.<\/p>\n

Trebuie s\u0103 ai o via\u021b\u0103 foarte trist\u0103 ( \u0219tiu, am avut) s\u0103 suferi pentru fotbal.
\nTrebuie s\u0103 fii foarte fraier ( \u0219tiu, am fost) s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 cineva joac\u0103 fotbal pentru tine. Dac\u0103 te ui\u021bi pe orice site de “\u0219tiri sportive” \u0219i vezi cum oricare fotbalist are o ma\u0219in\u0103 mai scump\u0103 ca a ta, femeia lui de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta e mai futabila \u0219i mai bun\u0103 ca a ta, asta \u00een cazul \u00een care ai una, iar \u00een cazul \u00een care a ta e mai bun\u0103,  tragi pe ea, c\u0103 “aia e!” mai bine nu mai pupi – cum pula mea po\u021bi s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 \u0103la joaca fotbal pentru tine. Joac\u0103 pentru  astea de mai sus, iar dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti tu \u00een m\u0103sur\u0103 s\u0103 i le conditionezi,  tot ce po\u021bi s\u0103 faci e s\u0103 \u00eenjuri.<\/p>\n

Tot ce pot s\u0103 spun e c\u0103 mi-a pl\u0103cut meciul,  francezii au avut ceva rezisten\u021b\u0103,  golurile lor au fost superbe,  mi-a pl\u0103cut cum s-au chinuit rom\u00e2nii galbeni, gen, bravo taic\u0103 Puiule!
\nM\u0103 mai uit.<\/p>\n

Ce nu \u00eemi place sunt pro\u0219tii din bloc care url\u0103 \u0219i de la barul de mai jos. Nici comentariile disperate.  A\u0219 vrea un comentator ca Banciu. Nu pot s\u0103 dau pe mut ca nu mai aud mingea lovit\u0103,  arbitrii \u0219i iarba cum cre\u0219te.  Dar \u00een\u021beleg, meciul nu se transmite pentru mine, eu nu beau nici bere, nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc nici semin\u021be c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit,  ci pentru \u0103ia care url\u0103 \u0219i care sufer\u0103 a\u0219a c\u0103 e normal s\u0103 fie un comentator care \u00eei exorcizeaza.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

De c\u00e2nd m-am vindecat de el. Dap, v\u0103zui meciul cu Rom\u00e2nia.\u00a0 Auzeam pe strad\u0103 oameni sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u0103 ne batura francejii. Nu \u0219tiu pe voi, dar…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5567,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,657],"tags":[390],"class_list":["post-5568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-trash","category-sport","tag-fotbal"],"views":2023,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/wp-1465630519921.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1rO","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5568"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5570,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5568\/revisions\/5570"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}