{"id":5586,"date":"2016-06-13T18:05:33","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T16:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5586"},"modified":"2016-06-13T18:35:04","modified_gmt":"2016-06-13T16:35:04","slug":"daca-as-avea-26-de-miliarde-de-dolari-cash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5586","title":{"rendered":"Dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea 26 de miliarde de dolari cash"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea 26 de miliarde de dolari in cash… Ok , nu se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla prea cur\u00e2nd. Nu cred ca se va \u00eentampla. M\u0103 obi\u0219nuiesc cu ideea ca nu voi avea niciodata 26 de miliarde de dolari cash, sau poate doar daca dolarul s-ar devaloriza infior\u0103tor. Deci nu.<\/p>\n

B\u0103 dar dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea, a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 bucur de ei, dar nu a\u0219 putea ! Adic\u0103, a\u0219 vrea cu siguran\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 cheltuiesc m\u0103car $80 000 \u00a0pe un Lamborghini Diablo vechi, care probabil nu mi-ar folosi la nimic – \u0219i mi-a\u0219 rupe de la gur\u0103 \u0219i impozitul de peste 10000 de lei pe an, un an , dup\u0103 care l-a\u0219 vinde c\u0103 eu nu \u021bin asemenea toc\u0103tori de bani la u\u0219a casei, probabil \u00a0ca a\u0219 vrea s\u0103-mi cump\u0103r o cas\u0103 \u00eentr-un loc frumos gen, \u00a0Santorini , sau Zanzibar , sau poate pe undeva pe unde n-am fost \u00eenc\u0103. Posibil c\u0103 a\u0219 divor\u021ba de nevast\u0103 , nu c\u0103 n-o mai iubesc, sau ceva , dar niciun b\u0103rbat \u00een toate min\u021bile nu poate renun\u021ba la \u0219ansa de a se culca cu cele mai bune\/renumite\/vedete o mie de femei din lume, sau cine \u0219tie, poate a\u0219 dona 1 miliard de dolari c\u0103tre Mars One \u0219i le-a\u0219 cere \u201dun loc \u00een fa\u021b\u0103\u201d pentru expedi\u021bia de colonizare a planetei Marte \u0219i aia ar fi, a\u0219 sc\u0103pa de voi \u0219i viceversa.<\/p>\n

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Cert e c\u0103 nu a\u0219 putea s\u0103 fac nimic din toate astea, c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 cump\u0103r Linkedinul \u00eenainte s\u0103-l ia Microsoftul \u0219i s\u0103-i salvez pe cei 433 milioane de useri de la a fi achizi\u021biona\u021bi de Microsoft.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong>Av\u00e2nd at\u00e2\u021bia bani, mi s-ar crea brusc aceast\u0103 responsabilitate \u0219i ar trebui s\u0103 renun\u021b brusc la visele mele de c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103tor la loto.<\/p>\n

Dar cum nu \u00eei am , n-am dec\u00e2t s\u0103 v\u0103 spun, \u00a0bucura\u021bi-v\u0103 de ultimele zile frumoase ale lui Linkedin . Mark my Words!<\/p>\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, s\u0103 fi fost patronu\u00a0la\u00a0<\/em> LinkedIn \u0219i s\u0103 fi venit \u00a0Amy, sau cine o mai fi CeFeOul lui Microsft zilele astea , cu 26 de miliarde \u00een portbagajul\u00a0la\u00a0<\/em>SUV, \u00a0v-a\u0219 spune : dragi useri, r\u0103u \u00eemi pare de voi , dar ma voi consola de m\u00e2ine cu ni\u0219te cocktailuri r\u0103coroase \u00een ar\u0219i\u021ba zilelor de pe Marte.<\/p>\n

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(Cine \u00een\u021belege subtextul, bine, cine nu, las\u0103 a\u0219a, nu deranja.)<\/p>\n

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Dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea 26 de miliarde de dolari in cash… Ok , nu se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla prea cur\u00e2nd. Nu cred ca se va \u00eentampla. M\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[621],"tags":[1206,898],"class_list":["post-5586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","tag-linkedin","tag-microsoft"],"views":1687,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1s6","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5586"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5594,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5586\/revisions\/5594"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}