{"id":5799,"date":"2016-07-10T09:36:19","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T07:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5799"},"modified":"2016-07-10T09:36:19","modified_gmt":"2016-07-10T07:36:19","slug":"amuzant-pe-bbc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5799","title":{"rendered":"Amuzant pe BBC"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u0218tiri ca asta.<\/a> Dac\u0103 citi\u021bi articolul ave\u021bi s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi (pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 japonejii sunt zg\u00e2rci\u021bi \u0219i ca politica lor are s\u0103 le cauzeze ca unii angaja\u021bi s\u0103 plece, sau poate nu, c\u0103 aia sunt samurai)  leg\u0103tura cauzala directa dintre faptul ca englejii au votat “out”  \u0219i faptul ca Toyota au fost determina\u021bi s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 lifturile.
\nDac\u0103 nici \u0103sta nu e butterfly effect…<\/p>\n

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Apoi asta<\/a> de la americani.
\nNu era \u0103sta t\u0103r\u00e2mul libert\u0103\u021bii \u0219i pula mea? Nu, muie. E t\u0103r\u00e2mul conformismului toat\u0103 ziua.
\n\u0218tirea zice c\u0103 au dat o lege \u00een Timmonsville, South Carolina,  care interzice purtatul pantalonilor de felul \u0103sta,  cu chilo\u021bii pe afar\u0103. Cic\u0103 nu e singurul ora\u0219 \u00een care s-a dat o lege care-ti spune cum s\u0103 te \u00eembraci. 
\nAcum pe bune mizeria asta de stil vestimentar pu\u0219c\u0103ria\u0219 chiar arat\u0103 de ar trebui scos \u00een afar\u0103 legii \u0219i b\u0103nuiesc ca sunt suficien\u021bi retarda\u021bi care au f\u0103cut din asta un stil de a condus la o lege \u0219i nu la r\u00e2s teribil.
\nPe de alt\u0103 parte se vorbe\u0219te de “racial profiling” – normal,  negrilor se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 lr plac\u0103 jegul \u0103sta de outfit.
\n\u0218i tot pe de alt\u0103 parte americanii sunt pudici \u0219i iat\u0103 \u0219i dovada ca democra\u021bia aplicat\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi ofer\u0103 garan\u021bia unei societ\u0103\u021bi etice,  tolerante cum viseaz\u0103 pro\u0219tii,  ci doar ca voin\u021ba majorit\u0103\u021bii este aplicat\u0103. <\/p>\n

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Trei.<\/a> \u00cen timp ce noi ne batem cu babele pe locuri \u00een autobuz, sud coreenii au testat \u0219i implementeaz\u0103 ni\u0219te dispozitive BT pe care s\u0103 le poarte femeile pregnante <\/em>\u0219i care s\u0103 comunice cu ledurile din dreptul locurilor dedicate din autobuze \u0219i pe care s\u0103 le aprind\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 semnalizeze ghertoiului ocupant c\u0103 “vezi, b\u0103h,  c\u0103 e o f\u0103t\u0103toare \u00een picioare l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine, scoal’!”. 
\nCic\u0103 unora le era ru\u0219ine s\u0103 \u00eentrebe femei aflate \u00een stadiu incipient al sarcinii dac\u0103 e \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103 (mai degrab\u0103 fric\u0103) , motiv pentru care deduc c\u0103 exist\u0103 \u0219i coreence burtoase, ba bine c\u0103 nu!<\/p>\n

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Cic\u0103 au ap\u0103rut pe lume asexualii <\/a>( e un fel de SIDA, probabil – sarcasm here)  a c\u0103ror tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103 principal\u0103 nu e ca nu se fut, c\u0103 vorba aia, cui i-ar p\u0103sa c\u0103 nu se fut ni\u0219te unii.
\nProblema e c\u0103 se simt afecta\u021bi c\u0103 nu sunt b\u0103ga\u021bi \u00een seam\u0103 cum trebuie.<\/em><\/a> <\/em><\/p>\n

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Adic\u0103,  b\u0103 b\u0103iete,  ei se simt jigni\u021bi c\u0103 sunt inclu\u0219i \u00een sistemul de adresare binar <\/em>cu gen: el-ea ( \u00een engleza: he, she) ,  c\u0103 vez’ doamne, ei, dac\u0103 nu se fut, n-au gen. \u0218i \u00ee\u0219i inventeaz\u0103 adresari din filmele cu psihopa\u021bi gen “They” adic\u0103 “ei”.  Cum pula mea s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti despre unul ca \u0103sta la pers. 3 cu “ei”,  unde mai pui c\u0103 \u00een unele limbi adresarea persoanei 3 pl.( Ex: Sie, ger.<\/a>) Are efect de pronume de polite\u021be. <\/p>\n

B\u0103,  v\u0103 spun eu,  \u00een englez\u0103 exist\u0103 deja un pronume care descrie chestiile f\u0103r\u0103 gen, se poate aplica \u0219i la oameni<\/em> \u0219i ii spune “IT”.  <\/strong>
\nDac\u0103 te compor\u021bi ca o veioza nu ar trebui s\u0103 te deranjeze c\u0103 \u021bi se spune ” it”.
\nAttention whores ce sunt, au \u0219i mi\u0219c\u0103ri de tip parad\u0103,  bine\u00een\u021beles,  despre m\u00e2ndria de a fi asexual.
\nS\u0103-\u021bi tai pula \u0219i alta nu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u0218tiri ca asta. Dac\u0103 citi\u021bi articolul ave\u021bi s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi (pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 faptul c\u0103 japonejii sunt zg\u00e2rci\u021bi \u0219i ca politica lor are s\u0103 le cauzeze ca…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[621],"tags":[1249],"class_list":["post-5799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","tag-bbc"],"views":1613,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1vx","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5800,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799\/revisions\/5800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}