{"id":5918,"date":"2016-07-22T07:38:45","date_gmt":"2016-07-22T05:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5918"},"modified":"2016-07-22T07:38:45","modified_gmt":"2016-07-22T05:38:45","slug":"metrorex-hai-ba-si-voi-in-secolul-xxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5918","title":{"rendered":"Metrorex,  hai, b\u0103,  \u0219i voi \u00een secolul XXI"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Iar vineri. Iar merg la birou. La metrou Titan iar nu merge cititorul de carduri.<br \/>\nMerg la cas\u0103, iau cartela \u0219i \u00eentreb c\u00e2nd se repar\u0103.&nbsp; \u00cemi zice ca la angajatul de la turnicheti trebuie sesizat.&nbsp; Te dai dracului \u0219i alta nu. Merg acolo,&nbsp; ii spun domnului, \u00eemi zice c\u0103 ei nu pot s\u0103 fac\u0103 nimic, banca. Iese din chio\u0219c, scot demonstrativ cardul de ING,&nbsp; ii ar\u0103t ca scrie respins de\u0219i am bani c\u0103c\u0103l\u0103u ( raportat la pre\u021bul unei c\u0103l\u0103torii de metrou,&nbsp; nu v\u0103 suna\u021bi prietenii smardoi).&nbsp; \u00cemi spune golaneste c\u0103 \u0103stea ING nu merg. C\u0103 fac probleme.<br \/>\nAi, du-te \u00een pula mea, c\u0103 am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat tacticile astea de &#8220;customer care&#8221; de acu&#8217; 15 ani! Scot cardul BRD ( de la ei sunt cititoarele) \u0219i ii ar\u0103t nervos. Mai am \u0219i de la Raifaissen dac\u0103 vrea.<br \/>\nRom\u00e2ne\u0219te, o&nbsp; bag\u0103 pe aia cu \u0219ti\u021bi,&nbsp; noi am f\u0103cut reclama\u021bie nu \u021bine de noi eu nu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 ating de ele. \u0218i \u00eentinde m\u00e2inile ca \u0219i c\u00e2nd ar vrea s\u0103 le repare, dar nu are voie.<br \/>\nZi s\u0103 mori tu, coaie, c\u0103 dac\u0103 &#8220;ai avea voie&#8221; ai \u0219tii s\u0103 repari un cititor d-\u0103sta!<br \/>\n C\u0103 cred c\u0103 \u00eemi prind urechile \u0219i eu \u0219i, vorba aia,&nbsp; am \u0219coal\u0103 \u00een domeniu,&nbsp; nu lucrez paznic la turnicheti.&nbsp;<br \/>\n\u00cen fine, am dat un Tweet s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 @Metrorex SA,&nbsp; BRD nu cred c\u0103 are Twitter,&nbsp; mai \u00eencerc.&nbsp;<br \/>\nCine m\u0103 ia cu &#8221; e u\u0219or s\u0103 te pl\u00e2ngi pe Facebook, de ce nu faci o pl\u00e2ngere scris\u0103, hipstere?&#8221; m\u0103-sa e proast\u0103.&nbsp; Timpul meu costa,&nbsp; lumea tr\u0103ie\u0219te online \u0219i \u0103sta e maximul de implicare social\u0103 de care pot dispune. Mai mult de at\u00e2t \u00eemi r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103 merg cu ma\u0219ina la birou \u0219i sa sufoc bicicli\u0219ti cu e\u0219apamentul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iar vineri. Iar merg la birou. La metrou Titan iar nu merge cititorul de carduri. Merg la cas\u0103, iau cartela \u0219i \u00eentreb c\u00e2nd se repar\u0103.&nbsp;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[60],"tags":[1268],"class_list":["post-5918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-servicii-impecabile","tag-metrorex"],"views":1472,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/wp-1469165884675.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1xs","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5918"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5919,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5918\/revisions\/5919"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}