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Nu prea se dau femeile la mine. C\u0103 nu au nici de ce \u0219i nici ocazia. Win-Win.
\nUltima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd s-a dat una la mine…nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat.
\nBa \u0219tiu, c\u0103 am scris aci.<\/a>
\nNoroc cu tehnologia.<\/p>\n

Se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 mai ajungi la birou pentru nimicuri, mai sco\u021bi \u0219i bagi ceva \u00een priz\u0103, chestii de IT crowd, v-am spus ca fac naveta 200 de km s\u0103 ajung la birou?\u00a0 Da, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n

Aanyway,fost, rezolvat, plecat acas\u0103 c\u0103 am \u0219i eu aer condi\u021bionat, de\u0219i pentru monitorul \u0103sta a\u0219 mai fi stat 2 ore.<\/p>\n

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Pe metrou citesc diverse,\u00a0 \u00eentreb nevasta cum ajung mai repede la po\u0219t\u0103 s\u0103 ridic un rahat de token.
\nM\u0103 plimb \u00een picioare.
\nO anume femeie, relativ t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103,\u00a0 vine \u0219i se a\u0219eaz\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine. Mai erau 1637393 scaune libere, dar nu conteaz\u0103, nici nu o observ p\u00e2n\u0103 nu se apleac\u0103 c\u0103tre mine \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 bl\u00e2nd\u00a0 :
\n– Ave\u021bi nevoie de toaleta?<\/p>\n

M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 e vreo nebun\u0103, m\u0103 uit la ea,nu \u00eemi dau seama, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eei r\u0103spund calm:
\n-Nu.
\nSe d\u0103 mai aproape \u0219i \u00eemi zice :
\n– V-am v\u0103zut c\u0103 v\u0103 mi\u0219ca\u021bi de colo-colo, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e un tic nervos.
\nAcuma m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 ea se g\u00e2nde\u0219te c\u0103 sunt nebun 😡,\u00a0 nu c\u0103 ar conta, dar de ce te-ai trage mai aproape de un nebun? \u00cei r\u0103spund, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 nu par afectat:
\n-Nu \u0219tiu.
\n-Se d\u0103 chiar mai aproape,m\u0103 atinge,\u00a0 \u0219i \u00eemi spune:
\n-\u0218ti\u021bi, eu mai intru \u00een vorb\u0103 cu oamenii sper c\u0103 nu v\u0103 deranjez.
\nEa se uit\u0103 la mine,\u00a0 dar eu ma uit \u00een telefon, numai \u00een telefon\u00a0 \u0219i deschid deja wordpressul \u00een timp ce ii zic:
\n-E ok.
\n\u0218i continui \u00een g\u00e2nd 💭 cu “nu sunt interesat, mul\u021bumesc” .\u00a0 Well, nici nu arat\u0103 prea bine.
\nMai aproape nu se mai poate da f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mi se suie \u00een poal\u0103, dar se apleac\u0103 s\u0103 mi se uite \u00een ochi de\u0219i ma uit \u00een jos:
\n-Eh, unii se simt deranja\u021bi,\u00a0 \u0219ti\u021bi?
\n-Mda,\u00een\u021beleg, e ok.
\nSe ridic\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103,\u00a0 nu \u00eenainte de a-mi spune c\u0103 e medic de medicina muncii insinuand motivul preocup\u0103rii.<\/p>\n

Mda,\u0219tiu cum e sa fii nefutut, \u00een\u021beleg \u0219i \u00eemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 ajut.
\nAjungi,\u00een disperare, s\u0103 debitezi tot soiul de chestii complicate.
\nTe bagi \u00een seam\u0103 \u0219i cu nebunii \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 m\u0103car cu \u0103\u0219tia se leag\u0103 ceva, nebunii n-au cum s\u0103 fie combina\u021bi, trebuie c\u0103 sunt tot timpul disponibili.
\nE na\u0219pa c\u00e2nd vezi c\u0103 nici nebunii nu te vor.
\nNu-\u021bi r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t s\u0103 \u00eencerci la o \u0219coal\u0103.<\/p>\n

P\u0103cat ca ne-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit 12 ani mai t\u00e2rziu \u0219i nu a\u0219 strica \u0219ansa altui nevoia\u0219 care probabil o caut\u0103 \u0219i nu o g\u0103se\u0219te.
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Vezi, nevast\u0103,\u00a0 c\u0103 inelul lui Sauron de pe m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103<\/del>\u00a0st\u00e2ng\u0103*\u00a0nu sperie pe nimeni?
\nFemeile se a\u0219eaz\u0103 lini\u0219tite pe dreapta…<\/p>\n

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