{"id":6004,"date":"2016-07-31T02:10:40","date_gmt":"2016-07-31T00:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6004"},"modified":"2016-07-31T02:44:01","modified_gmt":"2016-07-31T00:44:01","slug":"delirum-tremens-la-un-pahar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6004","title":{"rendered":"Delirium Tremens la un pahar"},"content":{"rendered":"
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M\u0103 aflu \u00een circumstan\u021be indescriptibile, la o masa,\u00a0 \u00een fa\u021ba unor vase cu alcool.<\/p>\n

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-Dansezi?
\nM-ar \u00eentreba cineva.
\n-Nu, sunt cu ma\u0219ina.\u00a0
\nSubtil?<\/p>\n

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Hai, mai bem un pahar?
\nNu. At\u00e2t.  Sunt cu ma\u0219ina.<\/p>\n

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Legea din Rom\u00e2nia zice c\u0103 nu ai voie s\u0103 te urci la volan dup\u0103 ce bei orisicatusi de pu\u021bin. Bine, ai voie s\u0103 te urci,nu ai voie s\u0103 conduci.
\nLegea e proast\u0103 cu spume.\u00a0
\nPot s\u0103 exemplific cum pot conduce mai bine dup\u0103 200 de coniac dec\u00e2t obosit vrai\u0219te,\u00a0 sau dac\u0103 sunt obosit \u0219i m\u0103 revergorez cu 50-100 de t\u0103rie,\u00a0 dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 nu, dar nu fac lobby pentru b\u0103utul la volan. Nu am un obiectiv \u00een asta.
\nProblema e c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce beau 2 pahare pot s\u0103 argumentez cum pot conduce exemplar \u0219i dup\u0103 4. Iar dup\u0103 4 mi se pare c\u0103 nici 8 nu e un num\u0103r mare. 2 la a treia \u021bi se pare un num\u0103r mare? <\/p>\n

Pula mea, asta e legea, de b\u0103ut mai beau, trebuie s\u0103 am grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai fie \u00een s\u00e2nge c\u00e2nd plec cu ma\u0219ina, sau s\u0103 nu m\u0103 prinz\u0103. Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 e vital s\u0103 nu fac vreun accident cu vreun gram de alcool \u00een s\u00e2nge, c\u0103 am belit-o.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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50 de t\u0103rie \u0219i dou\u0103 pahare mai mult goale de \u0219ampanie se metabolizeaz\u0103 \u00een circa 3 ore. Vor fi trecut minim dublu p\u00e2n\u0103 dau prima cheie.
\nDe mic am fost priceput la chimie.<\/p>\n

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La serviciu, la un test psihologic era o \u00eentrebare “capcan\u0103” ,  dac\u0103 cred c\u0103 pot s\u0103 merg cu bicicleta dup\u0103 zece beri.
\nTehnic, depinde c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentrebi, \u00eenainte sau dup\u0103 ce am b\u0103ut berile. \u00cens\u0103 eu \u0219tiu precis.<\/p>\n

Am r\u0103spuns clar  c\u0103 nu cred. Am \u00eencercat, \u00eens\u0103  data trecut\u0103 nu mi-a ie\u0219it prea bine.<\/p>\n

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Cineva zice c\u0103 e whisky-ul prea tare \u0219i cu cola nu e bun.\u00a0 Ii spun s\u0103 \u00eel \u00eendoaie cu energizant.
\n-P\u0103i am auzit c\u0103 nu face bine.
\n-Eh, e bun, n-ai treab\u0103.\u00a0
\n-Ai b\u0103ut tu?
\n-Da, n-am avut nimic. S-a mai \u00eent\u00e2mplat s\u0103 m\u0103 alerg cu poli\u021bia pe urm\u0103, dar nu m-au prins.
\nPot s\u0103 conduc la 140 \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eentorc cu fr\u00e2na de m\u00e2n\u0103,\u00a0 e bun energizantul cu whisky, zic.<\/p>\n

Aici ar fi multe de spus, dar am amintiri care m\u0103 leag\u0103 \u0219i de\u0219i s-ar fi prescris p\u00e2n\u0103 acum demult,\u00a0 dac\u0103 ar fi fost ceva, e bine s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la stadiul de fabula\u021bie, nu declara\u021bie scris\u0103.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Persoana \u00eenghite \u00een sec,\u00a0 m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 de cur\u00e2nd.\u00a0 Ii spun c\u0103 nu. \u00cel bea a\u0219a,\u00a0 f\u0103r\u0103 energizant. E \u00eengrijorat\u0103, probabil, mergem acas\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103, iar eu probabil conduc, dac\u0103 nu, conduce cea cu care \u00eemi \u00eempart via\u021ba \u0219i care-i e fiic\u0103.\u00a0 \u0218i eu a\u0219 fi. Cer cuiva:
\n-\u00cemi da\u021bi \u0219i mie apa?
\n-Nu mai e.
\nR\u00e2de.
\n-Bine! Cum dori\u021bi.
\nZic \u0219i m\u0103 uit dup\u0103 o sticl\u0103 de altceva.
\n-Cu mine trebuie s\u0103 veni\u021bi acas\u0103, nu?<\/p>\n

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Melodie care se aude peste tot \u00een jur.
\n“Eu sunt b\u0103iatul lui tata \u0219i beau vinul cu g\u0103leata”\u00a0
\nNu-i nicio exagerare. M\u0103 pocne\u0219te r\u00e2sul.
\nM\u0103 lovesc amintiri.\u00a0 \u0218i nu sunt din Vaslui.
\nMai \u0219ti\u021bi, b\u0103i, b\u0103ie\u021bi,\u00a0 butoiul lui tata din care scoteam \u00een g\u0103leat\u0103 pe \u00eentuneric, c\u0103 nu aveam lumin\u0103 \u00een beci, \u0219i nu v\u0103rsam nimic?\u00a0 Ba chiar, dac\u0103 mai r\u0103m\u00e2nea ceva,\u00a0 puneam \u00eenapoi \u00een butoi, beat,\u00a0 f\u0103r\u0103 p\u00e2lnie, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103rs ceva.
\nMai \u0219ti\u021bi?\u00a0\u00a0 Nu-mi va r\u0103spunde nimeni, suntem to\u021bi “oameni serio\u0219i” acum.
\nNu ca handicapa\u021bii \u0103ia care \u0219i-au scris acum 1000 de ani  pe buci Pa\u0219te Fericit de Pa\u0219te, s-au aliniat  \u0219i si-au f\u0103cut poz\u0103. <\/p>\n

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Tata, acum vreo 20 de ani( da, eram copil):
\n– B\u0103, tat\u0103, unde s-a dus tot vinul din butoiul \u0103sta?\u00a0 ( n.r. vreo 400 de litri)
\n– O fi intrat \u00een doag\u0103…
\nDeh, c\u0103ldur\u0103, var\u0103 .<\/p>\n

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Acum 20 de ani:
\n-B\u0103, sco\u021bi, m\u0103 \u0219i tu “un pahar” de vin?
\n-B\u0103, nu \u0219tiu, mi-e s\u0103 nu vad\u0103 tata, c\u0103 mai verific\u0103 nivelul \u00een butoi.
\n-P\u0103i, punem ap\u0103 \u00een loc.
\n-Ce-ai, m\u0103,\u00a0 data viitoare s\u0103-l bem cu ap\u0103?\u00a0 Mai bine m\u0103 prinde.<\/p>\n

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At\u00e2t cu amintiri, am s\u0103 scriu o data un articol \u00eentreg cu be\u021biile copil\u0103riei \u0219i adolescen\u021bei.\u00a0 Ar fi de o carte \u00eentreag\u0103 dar nu am r\u0103bdare. Nu cred c\u0103 am.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

M\u0103 aflu \u00een circumstan\u021be indescriptibile, la o masa,\u00a0 \u00een fa\u021ba unor vase cu alcool. -Dansezi? M-ar \u00eentreba cineva. -Nu, sunt cu ma\u0219ina.\u00a0 Subtil? Hai, mai…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[571,500],"tags":[991],"class_list":["post-6004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-log","category-self","tag-alcool"],"views":1359,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1yQ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6004"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6006,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6004\/revisions\/6006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}