{"id":6230,"date":"2016-08-26T16:30:59","date_gmt":"2016-08-26T14:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6230"},"modified":"2016-08-26T16:31:55","modified_gmt":"2016-08-26T14:31:55","slug":"o-fapta-buna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6230","title":{"rendered":"O fapta bun\u0103?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>La semaforul \u0103la <a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=5047\">lungu&#8217;<\/a> de la Victoriei doua fete \u00een verde cu clipboarduri abordeaz\u0103 trec\u0103tori.&nbsp;<br \/>\nBun\u0103 strategie.<br \/>\nDoar c\u0103 m\u0103 feresc de \u0103\u0219tia ca de boli venerice.<\/p>\n<p>Cumva,&nbsp; \u00eemi r\u0103m\u00e2ne privirea mai mult de 1 milisecunda \u00een urm\u0103,&nbsp; suficient c\u00e2t una din gagici s\u0103 fac\u0103 contact vizual \u0219i s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u00eentins\u0103 :<br \/>\n-Bun\u0103 ziua, a\u021bi dori s\u0103 fi\u021bi un erou?<\/p>\n<p>Putea s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe \u0219i dac\u0103 vreau 100 de mii de euro nemarcati,&nbsp; o petrecere cu cocaina \u0219i dou\u0103 pizde mai frumoase dec\u00e2t ea, drept sclave sexuale, ca tot <strong>&#8220;nu&#8221; <\/strong>a\u0219 fi zis. C\u0103 avea clipboard. Dar s\u0103 fiu erou? Haha&#8230;<br \/>\n-NU.<br \/>\n-Dar,&nbsp; a\u021bi dori s\u0103 face\u021bi o fapt\u0103 bun\u0103 azi?<br \/>\n-Nicidecum.&nbsp;<br \/>\nGen, hahahahhaha. Eu? S\u0103 fac fapte bune de bun\u0103voie? Eu nu vreau de astea niciodat\u0103, dar\u0103mite azi, vinerea.<br \/>\nHabar n-am,&nbsp; textele astea ar trebui s\u0103 dea rezultate la oamenii normali?<\/p>\n<p>Nu m-a crezut, ci a mers s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 cu colega ei \u0219i a trimis-o \u0219i pe ea s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe.&nbsp; Ea ar\u0103t\u00e2nd chiar mai pu\u021bin prezentabil. Cam cum dracu \u00ee\u021bi faci calculele de persuasivitate \u00eentreb\u00e2nd din nou fix la fel \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 niciun atu, ba dimpotriv\u0103?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 m\u0103 fi \u00eentrebat dac\u0103, de exemplu, vreau s\u0103 fac o fapt\u0103 rea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218tiu c\u0103 citi\u021bi asta \u0219i va spune\u021bi c\u0103 karma m\u0103 va lovi. S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 \u021bin karma \u00eenchis\u0103 \u0219i legat\u0103 \u00een beci \u0219i o bat zilnic cu funia ud\u0103.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472221895057.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1472221895057\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472221895057.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La semaforul \u0103la lungu&#8217; de la Victoriei doua fete \u00een verde cu clipboarduri abordeaz\u0103 trec\u0103tori.&nbsp; Bun\u0103 strategie. 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