{"id":6257,"date":"2016-08-31T15:46:23","date_gmt":"2016-08-31T13:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6257"},"modified":"2016-08-31T16:28:31","modified_gmt":"2016-08-31T14:28:31","slug":"din-una-in-alta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6257","title":{"rendered":"Din una \u00een alta"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>C\u0103 poate crede lumea c\u0103 via\u021ba la \u021bar\u0103 e frumoas\u0103 . Numai miere.<br \/>\nAm lipsit o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i am g\u0103sit gardul viu aproape mort. Invadat de omizi<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647328784.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472647328784\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647328784.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Le-am preg\u0103tit o surpriz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647349808.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472647349808\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647349808.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dar ca s\u0103 o livrez, am nevoie de ap\u0103.<br \/>\nCare nu mai pornea.<br \/>\nRobinetul \u0103sta<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647391440.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472647391440\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647391440.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Era \u00een instala\u021bia asta.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647407368.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472647407368\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647407368.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Se futu casca. Nu se mai deschide.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647435923.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472647435923\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647435923.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647443941.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472647443941\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647443941.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472650905554.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472650905554\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472650905554.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tata zice c\u0103 se repar\u0103.\u00a0 \u00cen fine \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nNu am altul acum. Nu e bai. La capul furtunului am asta.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647494079.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472647494079\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647494079.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>De aia \u00eemi place redundanta.<br \/>\nProblema e c\u0103 la jumate, am asta.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647646297.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472647646297\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472647646297.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>De aia nu \u00eemi place c\u00e2nd sunt lene\u0219.<br \/>\nAm dat cu ma\u0219ina de tuns iarba prin el, c\u0103 mi-a fost lene s\u0103 \u00eel mut \u0219i l-am ciupit deun\u0103zi.<br \/>\nAzi trebui s\u0103 \u00eel repar \u0219i pe \u0103sta<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472650887254.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" title=\"wp-1472650887254\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/wp-1472650887254.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Toate astea doar ca s\u0103 m\u0103 bucur c\u00e2nd m\u0103 vede copilul cu pompa \u00een spinare, \u00a0cu ochelarii de protec\u021bie peste ochelari, cu parul v\u00e2lvoi \u0219i motorul url\u00e2nd \u0219i strig\u0103 :<br \/>\n-A venit tati din spa\u021biu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u0103 poate crede lumea c\u0103 via\u021ba la \u021bar\u0103 e frumoas\u0103 . Numai miere. Am lipsit o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i am g\u0103sit gardul viu aproape mort. Invadat&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[614,1178,571],"tags":[1314,1316,1313,1315],"class_list":["post-6257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bio","category-la-tara","category-life-log","tag-apa","tag-insecticide","tag-instalatii","tag-omizi"],"views":1615,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1CV","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6257"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6259,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6257\/revisions\/6259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}