{"id":6285,"date":"2016-09-03T20:04:48","date_gmt":"2016-09-03T18:04:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6285"},"modified":"2016-09-03T20:04:48","modified_gmt":"2016-09-03T18:04:48","slug":"acul-de-cravata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6285","title":{"rendered":"Acul de cravat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Nu am avut \u00een via\u021ba mea &#x1f4cd; de &#x1f454;.<br \/>\nPur \u0219i simplu nu simt nevoia de a fi \u00eempov\u0103rat cu o dung\u0103 orizontal\u0103 peste cravat\u0103.\u00a0 Sau se pune pe sub? V\u0103d eu.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 vreau dungi orizintale caut cravat\u0103 cu dungi.\u00a0<br \/>\nPlus c\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 cost\u0103 c\u00e2t o cravat\u0103.<br \/>\nEh, azi am nevoie,\u00a0 c\u00e2t de ceva s\u0103 <em>\u021bie <\/em>cravata c\u0103 m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 cum fuge.<br \/>\nA\u0219a intelesei \u0219i eu necesitatea asta.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 am purces intru satisfacerea ei \u00een shopping centrul local.<\/p>\n<p>Am intrat \u00een toate magazinele de haine,cravate, curele \u0219i pantofi \u0219i nimic.<br \/>\nCumva nu eram surprins. Cine dracului poart\u0103 a\u0219a ceva. Gen,c\u00e2te s\u0103 vinzi, dou\u0103 pe an?<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103 am luat la r\u00e2nd buticaraiele de bijuterii, cleme de p\u0103r \u0219i alte giumbu\u0219lucuri de muieret.<\/p>\n<p>N-avem,n-avem&#8230;<br \/>\nHopa, v\u0103d unul de la distan\u021b\u0103, argintiu, cam lucios pentru gustul meu, m\u0103 duc lansat \u0219i zic:<\/p>\n<p>-Vreau \u0219i eu acul \u0103sta,\u00a0 cat cost\u0103?<br \/>\n-800 de lei.<br \/>\nIoooi, m\u0103 uit a\u0219a nedumerit &#x1f615;,\u00a0 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 o fi pe stil vechi,\u00a0 o cravat\u0103 e 100-200 de lei, acu o fi <em>800 de mii ( pe stil vechi)<\/em><br \/>\nM\u0103 vede nedumerit \u0219i se expliciteaza:<br \/>\n-8 milioane, cum ar veni.<br \/>\nEu nu prea \u00een\u021beleg cum ar veni asta \u0219i \u00eentreb sarcastic :<br \/>\n&#8211;<strong>800? E de aur? <\/strong><br \/>\n-Da. De aur alb.<br \/>\nRidic ochii \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 scrie c\u0103 e un stand\u00a0 de bijuterii de aur.<br \/>\nNoh, atunci se explic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu. Nu l-am luat. Nu-s nebun.<br \/>\n\u0218i chiar dac\u0103 a\u0219 fi.<\/p>\n<p>L-am luat pe \u0103sta.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 450px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1472925804953.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1472925804953\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1472925804953.jpg\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ac de cravata <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu am avut \u00een via\u021ba mea &#x1f4cd; de &#x1f454;. 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