{"id":6288,"date":"2016-09-04T09:02:31","date_gmt":"2016-09-04T07:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6288"},"modified":"2016-09-04T09:15:36","modified_gmt":"2016-09-04T07:15:36","slug":"tequila-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6288","title":{"rendered":"Tequila Shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Scrisesem shit, c\u0103 mi se balangane un deget.<br \/>\nAm instalat asear\u0103 o aplica\u021bie care \u0219terge tot din telefon de cu o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte.&nbsp; Hehe, un fel de anti Hangover. F\u0103r\u0103 martori,&nbsp; va rog!&nbsp; Mai au unii filme cu mine pe la Copenhaga \u0219i m\u0103 tot \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 le v\u0103d,&nbsp; de ce?&nbsp; \u00cen pozele corporate sunt destul de decent, c\u00e2te or fi \u0219ters, s\u0103racii.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, nu am fracturi de memorie,&nbsp; nici nu am exagerat,&nbsp; de\u0219i \u00eemi tremur\u0103 m\u00e2na un pic pe lingura de cafea, dau \u0219i la mor\u021bi de-o gur\u0103.<br \/>\n Ar fi totul ok mai pu\u021bin mizeria aia de tequila. Cine dracului bea, m\u0103, a\u0219a ceva de bun\u0103voie?&nbsp;<br \/>\nRecunosc c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rsta asta nu am b\u0103ut <a href=\"http:\/\/m.romanialibera.ro\/actualitate\/eveniment\/madalina-manole-a-baut-400-ml-de-furadan--a-murit-in-cateva-minute-193868\">Furadan<\/a> d-\u0103sta.&nbsp;&nbsp; \u0218i v\u0103d c\u0103 nici n-a\u0219 avea&nbsp; de ce.<br \/>\nIar shoturi am mai dat, B52 flambate, chiar \u0219i mizerii d-alea cu Jagger (alt\u0103 chestie f\u0103r\u0103 sens)  dar nu otrav\u0103 care nu se ridic\u0103 nici m\u0103car la gustul celei mai proaste \u021buici de pufoaic\u0103.<br \/>\nNu \u0219tiu cum po\u021bi s\u0103 inventezi b\u0103utura asta \u0219i s\u0103 speri c\u0103 se vinde.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 ai bunul sim\u021b s\u0103 te ostene\u0219ti s\u0103 \u00eel tragi prin p\u00e2ine, spirtul e parfum!<\/p>\n<p>Acu, vorba aia dac\u0103 situa\u021bia o cere, trebuie s\u0103 pui um\u0103rul,&nbsp; c\u0103 nu sunt femeie, sus\u021bin unul-doua, dar nu mai mult ca nu-s sinuciga\u0219.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mai prind pe vreunul c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 otr\u0103veasc\u0103 cu asta, i-o torn \u00een cur.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1472972539601.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"wp-1472972539601\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/wp-1472972539601.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scrisesem shit, c\u0103 mi se balangane un deget. Am instalat asear\u0103 o aplica\u021bie care \u0219terge tot din telefon de cu o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte.&nbsp; Hehe, un&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244],"tags":[1328],"class_list":["post-6288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucuresti","tag-chimia-alcoolului"],"views":1195,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1Dq","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6288"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6297,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6288\/revisions\/6297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}