{"id":6315,"date":"2016-09-09T07:46:14","date_gmt":"2016-09-09T05:46:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6315"},"modified":"2016-09-10T09:33:51","modified_gmt":"2016-09-10T07:33:51","slug":"oare-distrigaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6315","title":{"rendered":"Oare, Distrigaz"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Cic\u0103 Distrigaz amenin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eenchide Robinetul de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i ca \u00een Bucure\u0219ti e riscul s\u0103 nu mai fie ap\u0103 cald\u0103. <\/a>
\nLol. S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 plec \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103.\u00a0 Plm, r\u0103m\u00e2n copiii nesp\u0103la\u021bi 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentorc g\u0103sesc eu o solu\u021bie.
\nNu ziceau americanii \u0103ia doi c\u0103 suntem o \u021bar\u0103 de nesp\u0103la\u021bi.\u00a0 B\u0103, Distrigaz \u0103\u0219tia nu sperie pe nimeni cu tactici dinastea “\u00eempu\u021bite”.
\nSunt doar curios, \u0219efii care decid asta, or avea ap\u0103 cald\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103ldur\u0103 de la Radet,\u00a0 sau au central\u0103 de apartament,\u00a0 ca burghezii \u0219i \u00eei doare \u00een basc\u0103,\u00a0 futu-le muma \u00een cur de chiaburi.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 vede\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103 acilisea e problema.<\/p>\n

To\u021bi \u0103\u0219tia care se ocup\u0103 de “solu\u021bii” pentru Bucure\u0219ti nu se confrunt\u0103 cu problemele.\u00a0 Pentru ei problemele sunt ipotetice.
\nFirea st\u0103 la conac \u00een Voluntari,\u00a0 probabil \u0219efii de la regiile autonome de \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit datorii stau bine merci \u00een bula lor \u0219i hai s\u0103 vedem preocupare \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103ri.
\nAltfel ar suna amenin\u021barea de la \u0219eful Distrigaz dac\u0103 fiu-so ar citi printre r\u00e2nduri : B\u0103,\u00a0 ELCEN, dac\u0103 nu dai banu gros de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103,\u00a0 ai belit pula, fi-meu nu mai face baie,\u00a0 o s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 cu fiu-to \u00een RATB\u00a0 \u0219i au s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i miroase imputiciunea dimpreun\u0103 cu ceilal\u021bi pasageri. Eh?<\/p>\n

P.S. Am gresit eu, hehe. Sambata ailalta plec in vacanta. Sunt cetatean distrat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cic\u0103 Distrigaz amenin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eenchide Robinetul de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u0219i ca \u00een Bucure\u0219ti e riscul s\u0103 nu mai fie ap\u0103 cald\u0103. Lol. S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 plec \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103.\u00a0…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[621],"tags":[1335,1337,1336],"class_list":["post-6315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articole","tag-datorii","tag-distrigaz","tag-elcen"],"views":1745,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1DR","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6315"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6324,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6315\/revisions\/6324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}