{"id":6382,"date":"2016-09-17T03:38:18","date_gmt":"2016-09-17T01:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6382"},"modified":"2016-09-17T03:38:18","modified_gmt":"2016-09-17T01:38:18","slug":"vacanta-aia-in-doi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6382","title":{"rendered":"Vacan\u021ba aia \u00een doi."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Yupee, 15 septembrie,  \u00eencepe vacan\u021ba.
\nDa, b\u0103,  ce nu crede\u021bi? 
\nVacan\u021ba aia de 18+. Copiii s\u0103 mearg\u0103 care la \u0219coal\u0103, care pe unde au trebi. Vacan\u021ba lor s-a terminat.<\/p>\n

Gata, plec cu noaptea \u00een cap.
\nSe pare c\u0103, uite, mai fur\u0103 <\/em>bani \u0219i de plecat \u00een doi \u0219i anu’ \u0103sta.  Avu nevasta.
\n\u00cen horoscopul bianual chinezesc \u0103sta e anul nevestei.<\/p>\n

Ma sculai cu noaptea \u00een cap<\/p>\n

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Luai un taxi 🚕, care avea la volan un b\u0103ie\u021ba\u0219 tinerel \u0219i cuminte, \u00een sensul de cinstit, c\u0103 de aia \u0219i io \u00eei l\u0103sai bac\u0219i\u0219 pe m\u0103sur\u0103,  dar care avea s\u0103racu acul de la vitezometru blocat \u0219i nu avea sim\u021bul vitezei neam. Sim\u021bul vitezei legale, zic.
\nEram cam ca \u00een Taxi 3, doar c\u0103 nu avea omul Peugeot 406.<\/p>\n

  Acul era blocat la maxim, 220 sau 240 pe bord. Cum o fi ajuns acolo nu \u0219tiu, c\u0103 ma\u0219ina era, normal, Logan 1.4MPI.
\n\u0218i mergea baietul \u0103sta numa’ cu 2500-3000 \u0219i un pic de ture \u00een treapta a 5-a prin ora\u0219.  Care ave\u021bi Logan pute\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eemi spune\u021bi exact c\u00e2t \u00eenseamn\u0103, b\u0103nuiesc ca 80 km\/h pe la 2500 de ture \u0219i 120-130 pe la 3200-3500.  Oricum iute pentru creierul meu \u00eenc\u0103 adormit. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 omul era tripat pe speed ceva, lol.<\/p>\n

Zbor \u2708 cu Iberia Express, \u0103ia low co\u0219ti, p\u00e2n\u0103 la Madrid. 
\nAm vreo 5  ore de stat s\u0103 v\u0103d pe unde o ard,  poate dau o fug\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219. 
\nDup\u0103 aia zbor cu Vueling, Air Nostrum, tot low co\u0219ti (o s\u0103 fac foamea cu \u0103\u0219tia, lol) unde,  mai vedem mai \u00eencolo.<\/p>\n

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Tocmai ce m-am a\u0219ezat pe locuri, r\u00e2ndul 3 \u0219i am aflat de la stewardese c\u0103 am loc la “business”.
\nOh, ce onoare din partea nevestei! Ghilimelele sunt pentru c\u0103 a\u0219a arat\u0103 la business, tot trei scaune pe rand, f\u0103r\u0103 buzunar \u00een scaunul din fa\u021b\u0103.  Nu \u0219tiu sigur dac\u0103 avem veste de salvare sub scaun :).  De fapt,  nu zburam peste m\u0103ri,  lol.
\nB\u0103 \u0219i fetele astea \u00eenso\u021bitoare hablas numai spanioleza :).<\/p>\n

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Eu m\u0103 bag la 💤.  Dar somn business, nu a\u0219a. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yupee, 15 septembrie,  \u00eencepe vacan\u021ba. Da, b\u0103,  ce nu crede\u021bi?  Vacan\u021ba aia de 18+. Copiii s\u0103 mearg\u0103 care la \u0219coal\u0103, care pe unde au trebi.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1349,1244,359],"tags":[1350,88],"class_list":["post-6382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baleare","category-bucuresti","category-de-vacanta","tag-take-off","tag-taxi"],"views":2330,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1EW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6383,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6382\/revisions\/6383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}