{"id":6487,"date":"2016-09-22T17:42:11","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T15:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6487"},"modified":"2016-09-22T17:42:11","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T15:42:11","slug":"ma-facura-latrinii-la-rest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6487","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103 f\u0103cur\u0103 latrinii la rest :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>Spaniolii, acest popor latrin de cinsti\u021bi,&nbsp; nu c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii.&nbsp;<br \/>\nM\u0103 sui \u00een autobuzul 352, carele s\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 din Ca&#8217;n Picafort \u00een port Alcudia. iEftin, e 1.60 euro biletul.&nbsp;<br \/>\nCer dou\u0103 \u0219i dau 5 EUR. \u0218oferul bate 2 X ceva pe cas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 curg\u0103 biletele.&nbsp;<br \/>\nUnul zboar\u0103,&nbsp; m\u0103 \u00eentind dup\u0103 el \u0219i \u00eel prind c\u00e2t \u00eemi \u00eempinge nenea restul din casete.&nbsp;&nbsp; \u00cel iau \u0219i pe al doilea,&nbsp; c\u0103 ieri mi-a f\u0103cut nevasta moral\u0103 gagica c\u0103 de ce nu am dou\u0103 (revin mai jos).&nbsp;<br \/>\nIau restul ajung la scaune,&nbsp; predau banii femeii ca orice b\u0103rbat cinstit, care \u00eei num\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i vede c\u0103 sunt cu 50 de cen\u021bi mai scurt, cum ar zice un englez.<br \/>\n\u0218tii cum e, banii se num\u0103r\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103,&nbsp; ce s\u0103 te mai duci pe urm\u0103 s\u0103 zici c\u0103 &#8220;\u0103sta e,&nbsp; pune\u021bi m\u00e2na pe el&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/img_20160922_164924.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_20160922_164924.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/img_20160922_164924.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 nu sunt \u021bigan. \u021aiganc\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eemi pun fustele \u00een cap.<br \/>\n\u00cen fine, ieri am mers din port spre invers, de la feribot.<br \/>\n\u0218i pen&#8217;ca era aglomerat, nevasta a urcat cu bagajele pe la jumate ( se urc\u0103 <em>doar \u0219i numai <\/em>prin fa\u021b\u0103. .<br \/>\nL\u0103s\u00e2nd la o parte c\u0103 era s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n pe jos c\u0103 se umpluse \u0219i nenea \u0219ofer a zis ca stai c\u0103 vine altul \u0219i a \u00eenchis u\u0219a \u00een nas ( dar sunt oltean \u0219i am b\u0103tut \u00een geam, gen, nene, mi-a urcat so\u021bia, ce faci?),&nbsp; a zis c\u0103 nu \u00eemi da dou\u0103 bilete ca nu poate,&nbsp; dac\u0103 nu a urcat prin fa\u021b\u0103(?).&nbsp;<br \/>\nDar bani mi-a luat &#8220;cinstit&#8221; de dou\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103torii. Lucru care nu m-a deranjat atunci.<br \/>\nM-a deranjat c\u0103 a mers ca un descreierat. \u0218i asta de azi la fel. Aproape la fel. Ca \u0219oferii de Ratb.<br \/>\n\u00cen rest, nu fur\u0103&nbsp; la motorin\u0103 \u0219i las\u0103 aerul s\u0103 mearg\u0103.&nbsp; Te congeleaza de viu. Big like. Merit\u0103 cincizeci de cen\u021bi \u00eentregi \u00een plus la bilet, futu-le muma \u00een cur de ho\u021bi.&nbsp;<br \/>\n\u0218i nu vin la timp.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spaniolii, acest popor latrin de cinsti\u021bi,&nbsp; nu c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii.&nbsp; M\u0103 sui \u00een autobuzul 352, carele s\u0103 m\u0103 duc\u0103 din Ca&#8217;n Picafort \u00een port Alcudia. iEftin,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1369,1368,419],"class_list":["post-6487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mallorca","tag-tib","tag-transport-in-comun"],"views":1465,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1GD","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6487"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6488,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6487\/revisions\/6488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}