{"id":6532,"date":"2016-09-23T07:13:40","date_gmt":"2016-09-23T05:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6532"},"modified":"2016-09-23T07:13:40","modified_gmt":"2016-09-23T05:13:40","slug":"ce-aveti-domne-cu-pasaportul-meu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6532","title":{"rendered":"Ce-aveti, dom&#8217;ne, cu pa\u0219aportul meu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>B\u0103i,&nbsp; sunt intrigat de cu c\u00e2t\u0103 relaxare privesc orice factori care interac\u021bioneaz\u0103 cu pa\u0219aportul meu carnetul \u0103la \u0219i cum li se rupe lor de el.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/dsc_2331.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"DSC_2331.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\"  alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/dsc_2331.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To\u021bi pulifricii de la check-in-ul oric\u0103rei companii aeriene g\u0103sesc ei c\u0103 e util s\u0103 \u00eemi lipeasc\u0103 tagul de bagaje pe pa\u0219aport dac\u0103 am cartea de \u00eembarcare pe telefon, deci nu le ofer lor o h\u00e2rtie alternativ\u0103 de care s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i lipeasc\u0103 mizeria.<br \/>\nSerios,&nbsp; \u00eemi vine s\u0103 \u00eei scuip.<br \/>\nAcum am l\u0103sat pa\u0219aportul la hotel o noapte (da, \u0219tiu c\u0103 nu se face, dar nu-mi stric buna dispozi\u021bie \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 cu pro\u0219tii )&nbsp; c\u0103 nu aveau aia echip\u0103 de apasaci ziua, s\u0103 bage datele \u00een calculator, nici copiator, sau poate voiau s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i ei un credit doar cu pa\u0219aportul, cine \u0219tie.&nbsp;<br \/>\nDiminea\u021ba l-am g\u0103sit cu un c\u0103c\u0103\u021bi\u0219 lipit pe el, scria num\u0103rul camerei.<br \/>\nB\u0103i nene. Unde mai pui ca bovina de la recep\u021bie se uita \u0219i str\u00e2mb la mine c\u0103 am venit s\u0103 \u00eel cer, gen:<br \/>\nF\u0103,&nbsp; vaco, e AL MEU! Nu lipe\u0219ti c\u0103caturi pe el f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebi \u00eenainte, c\u0103 nu e post-it-ul m\u0103-tii, s\u0103 faci tu ce \u00eensemn\u0103ri vrei pe el. O dat\u0103 am s\u0103 bat un handicapat d-\u0103sta.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B\u0103i,&nbsp; sunt intrigat de cu c\u00e2t\u0103 relaxare privesc orice factori care interac\u021bioneaz\u0103 cu pa\u0219aportul meu carnetul \u0103la \u0219i cum li se rupe lor de el.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[136,1367],"tags":[1374,1372,1373],"class_list":["post-6532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-civilisation","category-hoteluri","tag-birocratie","tag-pasaport","tag-stickere"],"views":1756,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1Hm","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6532"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6533,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6532\/revisions\/6533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}