{"id":6728,"date":"2016-10-10T21:26:44","date_gmt":"2016-10-10T19:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6728"},"modified":"2016-10-10T21:26:44","modified_gmt":"2016-10-10T19:26:44","slug":"minighid-pentru-generatia-care-traieste-in-telefon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6728","title":{"rendered":"Minighid pentru genera\u021bia care tr\u0103ie\u0219te \u00een telefon"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ca mine.<\/p>\n

Am auzit din toate direc\u021biile cum e r\u0103u, e pericol de moarte,\u00a0 e pe dracu s\u0103 te ia – dac\u0103 mergi ca o drona \u00een timp ce tastezi pe telefon \u0219i-\u021bi tr\u0103ie\u0219ti clipele alea dematerializat \u0219i \u00eenchipuit \u00een alt\u0103 parte.
\nHo! Nu v\u0103 speria\u021bi,\u00a0 nu am ajuns vreun guru care v\u0103 \u00eendeamn\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 be\u021bi pi\u0219atul \u00een spirale.<\/p>\n

Pentru mine deplasarea din punctul A \u00een B e un timp irosit, dac\u0103 nu cumva fac ceva util, \u00een afar\u0103 de a merge. Da, \u0219tiu mi\u0219care,\u00a0 sport, pula mea. B\u0103, a\u0219a e. Dac\u0103 stau neclintit toat\u0103 ziua nu am s\u0103 fac mu\u0219chi la dejte,\u00a0 ci am s\u0103 cresc ca un cozonac pe burt\u0103\u00a0. Dar de ce trebuie s\u0103 fiu lucid c\u00e2nd m\u0103 deplasez n-am \u00een\u021beles niciodat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00cen afar\u0103 de motivele vizibile clar \u00een articolul anterior.<\/p>\n

Sunt \u00a0genul de om care pe tren\/ autocar\u00a0dorm, pe ma\u0219in\u0103 dorm , uneori\u00a0chiar \u0219i c\u00e2nd conduc – v\u0103 rog nu deranja\u021bi, pe avion scriu, citesc , dau dorm. Pe RATB \u0219i pe metrou n-am curaj s\u0103 dorm c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een pula goal\u0103 rapid.<\/p>\n

\"intd\"<\/p>\n

Dar \u00een mers evident nu pot s\u0103 dorm, dar pot citi sau scrie, ceea ce nu prea pot face \u00een autocar, tren, barc\u0103, taxi, \u00a0c\u0103 \u00eemi vine s\u0103 bor\u0103sc pe voi. C\u00e2nd conduc, iar, nu pot s\u0103 citesc , s\u0103 scriu , s\u0103 fumez , sau s\u0103 vorbesc la telefon, c\u0103 dau peste voi. Practic \u0219ansa s\u0103 \u00eemi iau vreodata amend\u0103 \u00een trafic pentru telefon e nul\u0103.<\/p>\n

Problema cu \u00a0deconectarea de la lumea exterioar\u0103 \u00een timp ce mergi e c\u0103 te calc\u0103 ma\u0219inile sau cazi \u00een gropi sau \u00een canal. De aici minighidul.<\/p>\n

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  1. Este absolut posibil s\u0103 mergi \u0219i s\u0103 tastezi\/cite\u0219ti din telefon \u00een urm\u0103toarele situa\u021bii:\n
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    1. C\u00e2nd schimbi metroul.<\/li>\n
    2. Cand cobori \u0219i c\u00e2nd urci la metrou<\/li>\n
    3. Pe un bulevard circulat, de exemplu Calea Victoriei ( Bucure\u0219ti) c\u00e2nd pietonezi de la metrou ( pleonasm) \u00a0la locul de munc\u0103. Sau de la RATB la locul de munc\u0103.<\/li>\n
    4. \u00cen general oriunde nu e\u0219ti singurul care merge \u00een direc\u021bia \u00een care mergi tu.<\/li>\n
    5. Se \u00een\u021belege c\u0103\u00a0\u00een\u00a0<\/strong> metrou, RATB – \u00a0e natural s\u0103 intri \u00een telefon, a\u0219 cere o lege.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
    6. Exist\u0103 un principiu simplu care-\u021bi ofer\u0103 siguran\u021b\u0103 \u0219i te men\u021bine \u00een via\u021b\u0103 \u00een timp ce trupul \u021bi se plimb\u0103 tast\u00e2nd ca un zombal\u0103u: \u00a0E principiul care propag\u0103 un pluton de bicicli\u0219ti.\u00a0Mergi la aspira\u021bie, coaie. \u0218i mergi \u00een turm\u0103.\u00a0<\/strong>\n
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      1. Dac\u0103 nu ai baterie la telefon, sau ai uitat telefonul acas\u0103 , se \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 mergi primul, sau stai primul la semafoare. Conduci, frate. Ceilal\u021bi te urmeaz\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00a0e unu care tasteaz\u0103 \u00a0\u00een fa\u021ba ta, primul la semafor. Nu fi bulangiu! Nu e ok s\u0103 :\n
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        1. \u00a0Te faci c\u0103 pleci, pe ro\u0219u, iar apoi s\u0103 te opre\u0219ti s\u0103 te bucuri cum mor trupurile nevinovate.<\/li>\n
        2. C\u00e2nd e verde s\u0103 \u00eei ocole\u0219ti la distan\u021b\u0103 pe cei care tasteaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba ta, ca s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 acolo tot restul zilei.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n
        3. E\u0219ti la semafor. Dac\u0103 stai primul, adic\u0103 \u00een prima linie, \u00a0te ui\u021bi, coaie. Nu-i \u021bii pe to\u021bi s\u0103 tasteze trei semafoare c\u0103 nu te ui\u021bi tu c\u00e2nd se face verde! Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00een linia a doua, trebuie doar s\u0103 mai faci refresh la vederea periferic\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd. Au plecat primii pleci dup\u0103 ei. Nu conteaz\u0103 culoarea. Nimeni nu d\u0103 peste un grup de 10-20 de in\u0219i care traverseaz\u0103 strada. C\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenjur\u0103, e treaba lui. Nu e ca \u0219i cum l-ai auzi s\u0103 te deranjeze.<\/li>\n
        4. Mergi pe trotuar \u00een direc\u021bia ta \u0219i vin oameni \u0219i invers. Ai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 se formeaz\u0103 cordoane, \u0219iruri de oameni. Urmeaz\u0103 \u0219irul care merge \u00een sensul t\u0103u, nu trebuie s\u0103 faci nimic special. Vederea periferic\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd.<\/li>\n
        5. E\u0219ti la metrou \u0219i schimbi la unirii. \u00a0E simplu, mergi cu valul. Nici nu trebuie s\u0103 dai din picioare , dac\u0103 e\u0219ti obosit. Trebuie doar s\u0103 nu opui rezisten\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 te car\u0103 restul care se gr\u0103besc. Mai sunt \u00a0indivizi care se mi\u0219c\u0103 \u00eempotriva curentului , alearg\u0103 dau din coate, ies din fluxul care se deplaseaz\u0103 pe sensul lor –\u00a0n-ai treab\u0103!\u00a0<\/strong>Calci pe ei d\u0103-i \u00een mor\u021bii lor, au ie\u0219it din turm\u0103, sunt pe riscul lor. Dac\u0103 totu\u0219i tasteaz\u0103 de jos, \u00een timp ce calci pe el cu restul turmei, nu fii nesim\u021bit nu calci omul pe telefon, pe m\u00e2ini , sau intre telefon \u0219i fa\u021b\u0103 s\u0103-l \u00eentrerupi. Ai un\u00a0torso\u00a0<\/em>\u00eentreg plin de coaste, dac\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi ajunge sau te dezechilibreaz\u0103 cineva din spate, po\u021bi s\u0103 calci pe cap , c\u0103 e tare. Ai grij\u0103 pe tunel, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti la marginea fluxului care merge \u00een direc\u021bia ta, \u00een mod sigur te vei lovi de cei de la marginea fluxului care vin din direc\u021bia opus\u0103. Asta e n-ai ce face, e aglomera\u021bie, e fric\u021biune,\u00a0mut\u0103-\u021bi \u00a0telefonul \u00a0\u00een m\u00e2na dreapt\u0103 , c\u0103 la Unirii \u00een tunel \u00a0se circul\u0103 pe dreapta.<\/strong><\/li>\n
        6. Esti singur pe trotuar , eventual pe str\u0103zi prost iluminate? E o idee proast\u0103 s\u0103 te plimbi a\u0219a, decuplat.<\/strong> C\u0103 de ce zic eu asta ? Odat\u0103, demult, nu spun c\u00e2nd, c\u0103 a trecut , dar s\u0103 nu se impacienteze nevasta, un nene pe care nu \u00eel cunosc dar mi-a spus mie, mergea a\u0219a singur pe strasse , venea de undeva cu \u00a0tilifonul in m\u00e2n\u0103, iar el intrat p\u00e2n\u0103 peste cap \u00een tilifon. Nu ar fi observat el nimic, dar cu vederea periferic\u0103 a observat c\u0103 se apropie periculos un st\u00e2lp de iluminat public, a\u0219a c\u0103 s-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 ar fi bine s\u0103 ridice capul \u0219i s\u0103-l evite, iar atunci a observat cu coada ochiului ca vine cineva din spate \u0219i i-a auzit \u0219i pa\u0219ii \u00een fug\u0103. Din instinct s-a tras mai \u00eentr-o parte tocmai c\u00e2nd \u0103la de fugea a \u00eentins m\u00e2na s\u0103-i ia telefonul \u00een timp ce-l dep\u0103\u0219ea. Tot din instinct l-a \u0219i faultat pe \u0103la cu un exterior \u00een spatele genunchiului, de s-a \u00eempiedicat nefericitul \u0219i s-a \u00eenfipt el cu fa\u021ba \u00een st\u00e2lpul de beton, cam din plin a\u0219a. Ghinion. A\u0219a e \u00een tenis. Nu e clar cum s-au terminat lucrurile dar se puteau termina f\u0103r\u0103 un telefon. \u00a0A\u0219a c\u0103 bag\u0103 bine la cap.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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