{"id":6890,"date":"2016-10-21T00:57:54","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T22:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6890"},"modified":"2016-10-21T01:04:24","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T23:04:24","slug":"vai-ne-ia-popa-banii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/?p=6890","title":{"rendered":"Vai, ne ia popa banii!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u0218i nu ne d\u0103 chitan\u021b\u0103. 
\nSe inflam\u0103, vere, onlineul c\u0103 le ia popa banii la botez f\u0103r\u0103 chitan\u021b\u0103,  sau \u00een plus, \u0219pag\u0103 peste chitan\u021b\u0103,  \u0219i ca se r\u0103\u021boie\u0219te la ei s\u0103  bage fise (bagnote \ud83d\ude09 <\/em>) ,  ca \u0219i cum n-ar \u0219ti.
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\nReac\u021bii. <\/a><\/p>\n

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\u0218tii vorba aia: Doamne miluie\u0219te,  s\u0103 sugi pula cu pe\u0219te! 
\nPe\u0219tele,  simbol cre\u0219tin,  evident.
\nCare p\u0103store\u0219te \u0219i se \u00eengrije\u0219te de curvele aflate la produs.<\/p>\n

M\u0103, b\u0103ie\u021bi,  \u00een ceea ce m\u0103 prive\u0219te eu cred c\u0103 se poart\u0103 preacuvios cu voi. Uite, omul s-a oferit p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 botezul gratis, lol, of course.<\/p>\n

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C\u0103 vai, c\u0103 ce curajo\u0219i suntem noi c\u0103 avem 🍳 oo s\u0103 spunem p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i numele preotului, vai, pula mea, ce realizare!
\nC\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eel faci public ce, m\u0103?  Cum te \u0219antajeaz\u0103?  \u00ce\u021bi d\u0103 acatiste, \u00ee\u021bi face rollback la botez, \u00ee\u021bi “leag\u0103 cununiile”?
\nC\u0103 doar nu e doctor!
\nRepet\u0103 dup\u0103 mine:
\n“Sunt un retardat \u0219i am nevoie de ajutor ca s\u0103 discern c\u00e2nd un pop\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i bate pula de mine<\/strong>”<\/p>\n

B\u0103,  pro\u0219tilor, deci voi,v-a\u021bi adunat acolo,  \u00een casa Domnului, pardon, a omului, pardon,  a domnului cum \u00eel cheam\u0103 pe pop\u0103,  iar acum nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 juca\u021bi dup\u0103 regulile domnului.
\nC\u0103 e evazionist!
\nAi dat, m\u0103 cois,  bac\u0219i\u0219 la restautant? Ai dat, d\u0103-te-n s\u00e2nge!   Ai dat bani c\u0103  ai f\u0103cut vreo lucrare prin cas\u0103 ( amenaj\u0103ri, repara\u021bii, construc\u021bii, mobil\u0103 )  la care nu ai primit bon fiscal \u0219i factur\u0103? 
\nAi dat, nu te caca pe tine, c\u0103 instalatorul \u0103la de \u021bi l-a recomandat un prieten nu \u021bi-a t\u0103iat factur\u0103 de to\u021bi banii.
\nAi stat, b\u0103 muie, \u00een chirie \u00een Bucure\u0219ti,  c\u00e2nd ai venit cu n\u0103mol sub unghii din Moldova sau Oltenia \u0219i nu ai \u00eenregistrat contractul la fisc, dac\u0103 ai avut unul?
\nDa, recunoa\u0219te,  nu te 💩 caca pe tine,  c\u0103 pute.<\/p>\n

La toate astea ai fost de acord,  ba pentru c\u0103 scapai de Tva, ba pentru c\u0103 erai ok s\u0103 \u00een\u0219eli statul dec\u00e2t s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u0219ti mai mult la chirie, sau s\u0103 cau\u021bi 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00een plus, dar cu popa Nu. <\/strong>
\nNu se poate. Cu popa tu ai o chestiune de principiu. De principiu c\u0103 popa,  spre deosebire de ceilal\u021bi, nu are voie s\u0103 fac\u0103 bani la negru, c\u0103 se sup\u0103r\u0103 Doamne-Doamne.<\/p>\n

Tu ai ceva \u00eempotriva popii. Doar c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost!  <\/strong>
\nNu alegi calea corect\u0103,  ci alegi s\u0103 te tragi de \u0219ireturi cu el \u00een biserica lui, de\u0219i Legal, nu prea e obligat s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 impozite ca mirenii.
\nNici nu ii propui s\u0103 o face\u021bi legal, gen,  hai coaie, mai taie o factur\u0103 \u0219i pe asta \u0219i d\u0103-mi un pre\u021b care s\u0103 includ\u0103 taxele.
\nNoooo, tu urm\u0103re\u0219ti principii coaie.
\nCel mai simplu principiu, coaie, e nu ai ce c\u0103uta s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi botezi copilul dac\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 \u00eentre\u021bii mizeria numit\u0103 biseric\u0103.  <\/strong>
\nIar dac\u0103 te invit\u0103 careva s\u0103 \u00eei fi nas. Sau te interesezi c\u00e2t cost\u0103 \u0219i accep\u021bi cutumele dac\u0103 finul t\u0103u merit\u0103 s\u0103 <\/strong>te aba\u021bi de la principiile tale, fie \u00eei tragi pula \u00een gur\u0103 lui tac’so \u0219i \u00eei spui c\u0103 te caci \u00een biserica ma-sii \u0219i \u00een to\u021bi sfin\u021bii fal\u0219i ,  de la Arsenie Boca la Zaharia.<\/p>\n

C\u0103 aici e sursa tuturor relelor. \u00cen secolul 21 popii mai au monopol pe ceva doar \u00een mintea voastr\u0103 bolnav\u0103 \u0219i mic\u0103. 
\nDac\u0103 m\u00e2ine nu \u00eemi convine ceva \u00eemi fac biserica mea, mai aproape de “Dumnezeu” \u0219i de lege, \u0219i le fur \u0219i clien\u021bi \u0219i nu au dec\u00e2t s\u0103 mi-o suga cu spume. 
\nDar nu, tu trebuie s\u0103 treci pe la biserica ma-tii, de prost ce e\u0219ti.  \u00cen locul popii,  s\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103zni\u021bi astfel de arogante, v-a\u0219 declara eretici, v-a\u0219 lega de st\u00e2lp \u0219i v-a\u0219 da vreo zece bice s\u0103 v\u0103 vin\u0103 mintea la cap.<\/p>\n

Asta ca s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi r\u0103spunsul c\u00e2nd ave\u021bi a m\u0103 \u00eentreba de ce nu am botezat ultimul copil c\u0103 am putut convinge cumva jum\u0103tatea mai bun\u0103 c\u0103 nu (mai) vreau s\u0103 aud de a\u0219a \u0219i c\u0103 copilul se poate boteza singur \u00een ce religie vrea, dac\u0103 ii trebuie.
\n\u0218i da, c\u00e2nd m-am \u00eensurat \u0219i c\u00e2nd am botezat cel\u0103lalt copil, mai t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i mai flexibil, am fost convins s\u0103 fac voia jum\u0103t\u0103\u021bii mai bune \u0219i s\u0103 merg la biseric\u0103 s\u0103 dau bani la speculan\u021bii \u0103ia infec\u021bi. 
\nIar din moment ce am convenit s\u0103 le folosesc facilit\u0103\u021bile am pl\u0103tit tot, f\u0103r\u0103 circ \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 principii false, c\u0103 nu scandalul \u0219i  panarama sunt lucrurile pentru care am scos ca\u0219cavalul din buzunar ci pentru o desf\u0103\u0219urare decent\u0103 a evenimentelor.<\/p>\n

Nu am nicio simpatie,  sincer, sper s\u0103 v\u0103 a\u0219tepte popa la col\u021b,s\u0103 v\u0103 bat\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 ia banii din geant\u0103, ninjastyle. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u0218i nu ne d\u0103 chitan\u021b\u0103.  Se inflam\u0103, vere, onlineul c\u0103 le ia popa banii la botez f\u0103r\u0103 chitan\u021b\u0103,  sau \u00een plus, \u0219pag\u0103 peste chitan\u021b\u0103,  \u0219i…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1244,732],"tags":[1457,287,1458],"class_list":["post-6890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bucuresti","category-religie-si-biserici","tag-evaziune","tag-popi","tag-slatina"],"views":2426,"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Eq23-1N8","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6890"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6892,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6890\/revisions\/6892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catalinx.ro\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}